A: Because he prefer's number two's (Cockney Slang)

Q: What were Sherlock's first words to Jim?

Aww.. I love House and missed this season because it slowed down..but recording last two episodes.. will not be able to watch them til 2 weeks time.. *feels*

John shook his head, for such a genius Sherlock did not know the Inspector's first name.
"Detective Inspector Lestrade's first name is Greg."

How could I have missed this! Grr.. cryptography is my second year dissertation...*throws laptop out of window*

In my pink overnight bag I packed...a ZEBRA CROSSING (There is one at St. Barts).
In my pink overnight bag I packed...a YARD from SCOTLAND.
In my pink overnight bag I packed...XML(extendable Markup language)required for Sherlock's website.
In my pink overnight bag I packed...a WHIP (hand).
In my pink overnight bag I packed...a VATICAN CAMEO (duck!)
In my pink overnight bag I packed...an UMBRELLA.
In my pink overnight bag I packed...a TAXI DRIVER'S LICENSE.
In my pink overnight bag I packed...a SEVERED HEAD.
In my pink overnight bag I packed...a REICHENBACH FALL.
In my pink overnight bag I packed...a QUEEN (sorry Mycroft!)
In my pink overnight bag I packed...a POOL (where little Carl died).
In my pink overnight bag I packed...an OILY FOOTPRINT.
In my pink overnight bag I packed... a NAKED DOMINATRIX
In my pink overnight bag I packed...a MINCE PIE (from Mrs. Hudsons' fridge).
In my pink overnight bag I packed... a ----LOCKED CAMERA PHONE
In my pink overnight bag I packed... a KING'S HORSE
In my pink overnight bag I packed... a JEWEL. (from the Crown Jewels)
In my pink overnight bag I packed... an ILLUSTRIOUS CLIENT
In my pink overnight bag I packed…  HAMISH.
In my pink overnight bag I packed...a GREAT GAME (like Cleudo)
In my pink overnight bag I packed... a FAIRYTALE BOOK
In my pink overnight bag I packed...an EARHAT
In my pink overnight bag I packed....a DANGEROUS LIAISON (Mycroft, Moriarty, Irene)

OMFG - *faints*

1. High Functioning Sociopath
2.The Game is On
3. John's Army
4. Wrong
5. Prefers to text
6. Doofus

I've read it.. and we have discussed this quite a bit off the board...hahah

Spider :-) *Even though it is an arachnid. Does it count?

Maybe Jim has fix'd them up?

Could not resist..