BBC Sherlock Fan Forum - Serving Sherlockians since February 2012 / Sherlock Advertising Slogans - Help Sherlock Sell These Products

**Posted by Sherlock Holmes** April 3, 2012 9:11 pm

So far we've got:

'Sherlock Holmes whips- the best whips when you need to check for bruising on a corpse!'

"Sherlock sheets - the best to cover yourself in case you have to go naked to Buckingham"

Can you think of any more products that Sherlock might sell...and the slogans to go with them?

**Posted by Davina** April 3, 2012 11:01 pm

Sherlock knives - the best to pin down your unopened mail!

**Posted by Irene Adler** April 3, 2012 11:15 pm

Sherlock fridges - keep your severed heads at the perfect temperature!

**Posted by Sherlock Holmes** April 4, 2012 6:50 am

Sherlock Cluedo - where the victim CAN be the murderer.

**Posted by Wholocked** April 4, 2012 7:18 am

Sherlock Wallpaper - protecting your walls from bored gun-toting sociopaths

**Posted by Davina** April 5, 2012 4:46 am

Sherlock Mincepies - the best for snacking between cases.

**Posted by Young Sherlock Holmes** April 10, 2012 4:26 pm

"Sherlock Skulls - When you need to talk to someone who's not called John!"

**Posted by theCuriousOne** April 10, 2012 4:37 pm

"Sherlock Blackberry - supporting the needs of a brilliant detective"

**Posted by Sherlock Holmes** April 10, 2012 6:25 pm

Sherlock coats - now with extendable collars

**Posted by Young Sherlock Holmes** April 10, 2012 6:55 pm

"Sherlock Scarves - Keeping detectives warm since 2010."

**Posted by Davina** April 24, 2012 12:05 pm

Sherlock hats- never let a deer get away again.
Sherlock fridges- just the best for storing body parts.
Sherlock shoes- non-slip soles for those tricky situations when a slip could be fatal.

**Posted by Davina** April 26, 2012 12:27 pm

Luminous rabbits- the latest pet endorsed by Sherlock.

**Posted by Tantalus** May 24, 2012 5:37 pm

Sherlock Homes: Cozy, yet cluttered. Rented, yet rooted. Fabled, yet familiar.

**Posted by Molly Hooper** May 24, 2012 5:47 pm

Sherlock Ringtones- Well, you know what they sound like!!!

**Posted by sherlockskitty** May 25, 2012 2:17 am

Sherlockian Microscope--Only the BEST will do!!!

**Posted by Tantalus** May 31, 2012 6:54 pm

Sherlock squash balls--when you need the most bounce possible.

**Posted by Marta** May 20, 2014 5:31 pm

Brilliant! My favourites are Sherlock Cluedo and Sherlock Scarfs Couple of mines:

Sherlock engagement rings - You can get everywhere, just find the right person!

Sherlock dressing gowns - match your pyjamas and your suit!

Sherlock wedding speeches - Be yourserf and make people cry!

Sherlock hard drives - Keep everything what's important. Delete what isn't.

Sherlock first aid kit - When punch me in the face is no longer a subtex.

**Posted by TiggyDoolittle** May 24, 2014 6:27 pm

Death frisbee: Also can be used as an ear hat.

**Posted by Richard Brook** May 24, 2014 8:51 pm

Sherlock's fake deaths! - tried and tested!

**Posted by mrshouse** May 27, 2014 8:02 pm

Sherlock's best man dress- outsmart bride and groom for sure!
Sherlock's mind palace - sorry, not for sale...
Sherlock's dancing lessons- just you wait for the right case! Private tutoring upon request.
Sherlocks chips - when eating is just boring