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Sherlock Advertising Slogans - Help Sherlock Sell These Products
So far we've got:
'Sherlock Holmes whips- the best whips when you need to check for bruising on a corpse!'
"Sherlock sheets - the best to cover yourself in case you have to go naked to Buckingham"
Can you think of any more products that Sherlock might sell...and the slogans to go with them?
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Sherlock knives - the best to pin down your unopened mail!
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Sherlock fridges - keep your severed heads at the perfect temperature!
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Sherlock Cluedo - where the victim CAN be the murderer.
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Sherlock Wallpaper - protecting your walls from bored gun-toting sociopaths
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Sherlock Mincepies - the best for snacking between cases.
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"Sherlock Skulls - When you need to talk to someone who's not called John!"
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"Sherlock Blackberry - supporting the needs of a brilliant detective"
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Sherlock coats - now with extendable collars
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"Sherlock Scarves - Keeping detectives warm since 2010."
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Sherlock hats- never let a deer get away again.
Sherlock fridges- just the best for storing body parts.
Sherlock shoes- non-slip soles for those tricky situations when a slip could be fatal.
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Luminous rabbits- the latest pet endorsed by Sherlock.
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Sherlock Homes: Cozy, yet cluttered. Rented, yet rooted. Fabled, yet familiar.
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Sherlock Ringtones- Well, you know what they sound like!!! 
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Sherlockian Microscope--Only the BEST will do!!!
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SHERLOCK!!!!!!
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Sherlock squash balls--when you need the most bounce possible.
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Brilliant! My favourites are Sherlock Cluedo and Sherlock Scarfs 
Couple of mines:
Sherlock engagement rings - You can get everywhere, just find the right person!
Sherlock dressing gowns - match your pyjamas and your suit!
Sherlock wedding speeches - Be yourserf and make people cry!
Sherlock hard drives - Keep everything what's important. Delete what isn't.
Sherlock first aid kit - When punch me in the face is no longer a subtex.
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Death frisbee: Also can be used as an ear hat.
"So, I am human, I’m not as tall as people think I am... I’m nice-ish, clever, important to some people, but I tend to rub them up the wrong way."
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Sherlock's fake deaths! - tried and tested!
"Anderson, don’t talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street.” - Sherlock Holmes
"Brainy's the new sexy" - Irene Adler
“We solve crimes. I blog about it, he forgets his pants. I wouldn’t hold out to much hope.” - John Watson
"Is that a British Army Browning L9A1 in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?" - Jim Moriarty
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Sherlock's best man dress- outsmart bride and groom for sure!
Sherlock's mind palace - sorry, not for sale...
Sherlock's dancing lessons- just you wait for the right case! Private tutoring upon request.
Sherlocks chips - when eating is just boring
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