BBC Sherlock Fan Forum - Serving Sherlockians since February 2012.


You are not logged in. Would you like to login or register?

Sherlock Poetry, Stories & Books » Poetry: limericks, odes and the like » October 7, 2015 11:59 am

adlock
Replies: 62

Go to post

A camera phone
And stunning red lips
34 inches is the width of my hips
 A deduction it was as he managed to see
Then I said, "I'm flattered" and he said "Don't be". 
He gave me his coat, as I must confess,the first time we met,
I was in my battle dress. 
Every time that I text,I put Mrs Hudson in strife as she scolds Sherlock, "at my time of life!". 
I texted him many times, I was the winner
As I messaged to him, "I'm sad, let's have dinner". 
She loves to play games,Hmmm, let me see.Is the password 221b? 
In a red box I sent him my phone
But rest assured, it wasn't a loan 
I needed to disappear I needed to die,
But John now knows that I am alive. 
I slept on his bed,They made duplicates of my phone,
But that camera phone is my life, i know which one i own 
1058He puts the number in
Little does he know that i have tricked him
 I unlock my real phone,And show him a code,
Suddenly he plunges into deduction mode 
Desperate to show off,He tells the info to me,Which I then text to Moriar-ty 
I love to play the game,It gives me such joys
And I have been told how to play the Holmes boys 
With a grimace, Mycroft says"Nicely done"" No" says his brother "The game's not yet won" 
He takes the phone in his hand"Sentiment is found on the losing side"
He says to me, staring, wide eyed
 He begins to study it"What are you talking about?"But my smirk begins to turn to a pout 
"You" he says"Dear God, poor man"He must think that he's got a fan 
Tears begin to well
He has seen through my facade.And my emotions can no longer be jarred. 
A tear falls From my eye"I was just playing the game" I sigh
 Stepping up close he says with feeling,"I know. And this, this is just losing". 
He shows me the screen,My heart is mocked,As the password shows up on the phone, "I am Sher-locked" 
"You're right, everything I've said is false"
"And I know you're in love with me.......Because I took your pulse"

Sherlock Poetry, Stories & Books » Poetry: limericks, odes and the like » October 5, 2015 6:48 am

adlock
Replies: 62

Go to post

I copied it from my word document, that i wrote it on

Sherlock Poetry, Stories & Books » Poetry: limericks, odes and the like » October 5, 2015 6:47 am

adlock
Replies: 62

Go to post

wow, i don't know what happened with the numbers there, I'm sorry!!

Sherlock Poetry, Stories & Books » Poetry: limericks, odes and the like » October 5, 2015 6:46 am

adlock
Replies: 62

Go to post

=14.6667pxA camera phone=14.6667pxAnd stunning red lips=14.6667px34 inches is the width of my hips =14.6667pxA deduction it was=14.6667pxAs he managed to see=14.6667pxThen I said, "I'm flattered" and he said "Don't be". =14.6667pxHe gave me his coat,=14.6667pxAs I must confess,=14.6667pxThe first time we met, I was in my battle dress. =14.6667pxEvery time that I text,=14.6667pxI put Mrs Hudson in strife=14.6667pxAs she scolds Sherlock, "at my time of life!". =14.6667pxI texted him many times=14.6667pxI was the winner=14.6667pxAs I messaged to him, "I'm sad, let's have dinner". =14.6667pxShe loves to play games,=14.6667pxHmmm, let me see.=14.6667pxIs the password 221b? =14.6667pxIn a red box=14.6667pxI sent him my phone=14.6667pxBut rest assured, it wasn't a loan =14.6667pxI needed to disappear =14.6667pxI needed to die,=14.6667pxBut John now knows that I am alive. =14.6667pxI slept on his bed,=14.6667pxThey made duplicates of my phone,=14.6667pxBut that camera phone is my life, i know which one i own =14.6667px1058=14.6667pxHe puts the number in=14.6667pxLittle does he know that i have tricked him =14.6667pxI unlock my real phone,=14.6667pxAnd show him a code,=14.6667pxSuddenly he plunges into deduction mode [c

Sherlock Poetry, Stories & Books » Poetry: limericks, odes and the like » October 4, 2015 2:50 am

adlock
Replies: 62

Go to post

A camera phoneAnd stunning red lips34 inches is the width of my hips A deduction it wasAs he managed to seeThen I said, "I'm flattered" and he said "Don't be". He gave me his coat,As I must confess,The first time we met, I was in my battle dress. Every time that I text,I put Mrs Hudson in strifeAs she scolds Sherlock, "at my time of life!". I texted him many timesI was the winnerAs I messaged to him, "I'm sad, let's have dinner". She loves to play games,Hmmm, let me see.Is the password 221b? In a red boxI sent him my phoneBut rest assured, it wasn't a loan I needed to disappear I needed to die,But John now knows that I am alive. I slept on his bed,They made duplicates of my phone,But that camera phone is my life, i know which one i own 1058He puts the number inLittle does he know that i have tricked him I unlock my real phone,And show him a code,Suddenly he plunges into deduction mode Desperate to show off,He tells the info to me,Which I then text to Moriar-ty I love to play the game,It gives me such joysAnd I have been told how to play the Holmes boys [color=#000000]With a

Sherlock Poetry, Stories & Books » My sherlock and irene adler poem » October 4, 2015 2:45 am

adlock
Replies: 0

Go to post

A camera phoneAnd stunning red lips34 inches is the width of my hips A deduction it wasAs he managed to seeThen I said, "I'm flattered" and he said "Don't be". He gave me his coat,As I must confess,The first time we met, I was in my battle dress. Every time that I text,I put Mrs Hudson in strifeAs she scolds Sherlock, "at my time of life!". I texted him many timesI was the winnerAs I messaged to him, "I'm sad, let's have dinner". She loves to play games,Hmmm, let me see.Is the password 221b? In a red boxI sent him my phoneBut rest assured, it wasn't a loan I needed to disappear I needed to die,But John now knows that I am alive. I slept on his bed,They made duplicates of my phone,But that camera phone is my life, i know which one i own 1058He puts the number inLittle does he know that i have tricked him I unlock my real phone,And show him a code,Suddenly he plunges into deduction mode Desperate to show off,He tells the info to me,Which I then text to Moriar-ty I love to play the game,It gives me such joysAnd I have been told how to play the Holmes boys [color=#000000]With a

Board footera

 

Powered by Boardhost. Create a Free Forum