Here's one I just had:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: m15

You: Are you at the store?

Stranger: no

You: Well, go to the store and get me some milk. I need it for an experiment.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: m or f

You: Oh, you should definitely know that by now.

Stranger: noo

Stranger: I'm at the store

You: We've been sharing a flat for a year. Just because you're unsure about your feelings for me doesn't mean that you're unsure about my gender.

You: Good. Get me some milk.

Stranger: got it

You: Good. Now come back to the flat. Oh, and, if it's not too much trouble, can you swing by the morgue and get me a fresher dead body? Not too much trouble if you can't, but the one here is sort of...rotting.

Stranger: I'm here

You: Did you get that body?

Stranger: yea

You: Oh, good. I'll just need the head, you can throw the rest away.

Stranger: there you go

Stranger: master

You: That's nice. Thank you, John.

Stranger: no problem

Stranger: can I get some p**** please

You: I'm busy. Working.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: I'm so horny right now

You: John, you really want to do this right now? Honestly, I thought you were still in the closet.

Stranger: yea

Stranger: I'm kevin

You: Kevin?

You: ...where's John?

Stranger: yea I want tell

Stranger: your mine

You: Did Moriarty put you up to this?

Stranger: no f*** me

Stranger: baby

You: My heart belongs to John and John alone.

Stranger: I killed him talk dirty to me now

You: No you didn't, I know a killer when I see one and you're not him. Too nervous, too much sweat, and you honestly wouldn't have the time. You wouldn't have the guts either.

Stranger: I know

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: do you won't to talk dirty

You: I "won't" you to tell me what happened to John.

Stranger: Idk

You: Well, then get out of my sight.

Stranger: bye

Stranger has disconnected.

I found this quite interesting, and it could be something. On the rooftop, Sherlock says something like "it's all a magic trick." And you know how, before John gets the call that Mrs. Hudson's been "shot," he's playing with a stress ball. My younger sister said that she read somewhere about a magic trick where if you rub a stress ball on your arm a certain way, it makes it seem like you don't have a pulse (is this true? I'm taking her word on it). So when John then takes his pulse after he's fallen off the building, he can't read it.
...are we onto something here? Do you think?
(sorry if you guys have thought of this before!)

Marheri wrote:

Yes, You're certainly not the only one...
Watching Sherlock with my parents:
*Mycroft's name was mentioned first time*
My Mum: WAIT,what? What's his name? Mycroft? And maybe you're going to tell me that's his second name is Office?!
*I stopped the video*
Me:Mum, not Microsoft, Mycroft. Microsoft Office is the thing you can have on your computer...
My Mum:How could I know? We don't have it.
Me:..said the woman who uses it most of all us.Word,Excel...
My Mum:Eeee...Let's watch...

...but I don't know why she still calls him Microsoft.

Anyway, have a great time here. 

BTW,who's Your favourite Doctor?


 

 
Thanks! Favorite Doctor would probably be Matt Smith, followed by Jon Pertwee. However, I am excited for Peter Capaldi to take the role.

Also, I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees Microsoft as Mycroft anytime I see it.

I'm a male.

John: You don't have a girlfriend, then?
Sherlock: Girlfriend? No, not really my area.
John: Alright...do you have a boyfriend? Which is fine, by the way.
Sherlock: ...I know it's fine.
John: ...so you got a boyfriend?
Sherlock: No.
John: ...Right. Okay. So you're unnatatched. Like me. Fine. Good.

Hello! I'm Microsoft Holmes. I only just discovered this site, but I've been a fan for a while. Great show, isn't it? Anyway, this forum looks alright. Nice and casual. I like that. I hope to get used to this place in the coming days.
Now, let me tell you a bit about myself: I'm Sherlocked. And American. And male. And my favorite episode would probably be the Reichenbach Fall. I also like Doctor Who, in case you're interested.
...I think that's it.
Hello!