BBC Sherlock Fan Forum - Serving Sherlockians since February 2012 / Fan Fiction Addicts General Round Table Discusion - ADULT CONTENT

**Posted by Wholocked** September 26, 2013 11:47 am

Good lord, how many pages back did this convo start? Lol. *cough* I think it was actually me that said the hospital/first aid kit one *blush*

Ah yes, the shampoo. Good one.

Not sure I follow you on the sleeping one though.

Last edited by Wholocked (September 26, 2013 11:47 am)

**Posted by SolarSystem** September 26, 2013 12:13 pm

Wholocked wrote:
Not sure I follow you on the sleeping one though.

Well, what I mean is that they never sleep in one bed just side by side, they sleep with their bodies entangled and really close and curled up. I read this constantly, but maybe that's just me.

**Posted by SusiGo** September 26, 2013 12:22 pm

I think you are right, Solar. They like spooning and burying their nose in the other one's hair.

**Posted by tonnaree** September 26, 2013 1:14 pm

John loves to run his hand through Sherlock's curls.

This discusion has been a lot of fun.

**Posted by butterfly grl** September 26, 2013 6:13 pm

One or the other will notice the smile that is reserved only for themselves.

**Posted by QuiteExtraordinary** September 26, 2013 6:21 pm

I came across a survey for AO3 users on tumblr yesterday and thought I should share it. I'm curious what the results will be. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1lh_W-fXF37V7-VHFjIpg8OoEiL7EZzzqj_ooIIkhM0I/viewform

Back to the topic of Johnlock clichés: At one point Mrs Hudson will walk in on them while they're kissing or making out. That happens in every story.
And there will always be at least one scene in a taxi.

**Posted by butterfly grl** September 26, 2013 10:00 pm

Sherlock hates to be touched - except by John.

**Posted by tonnaree** September 26, 2013 10:42 pm

Someone's getting slammed against a wall and snogged till they're cross-eyed!

**Posted by SusiGo** September 27, 2013 6:28 am

Sorry, postscript: I just encountered "Myc" and "Locket" together in one fic. This is awful. But then the fic wasn't good either.

**Posted by Wholocked** September 27, 2013 6:29 am

Here's the end result on my Tumblr

http://drwholocked.tumblr.com/post/62401431696/things-you-may-have-read-in-johnlock-fanfic

Last edited by Wholocked (September 27, 2013 6:29 am)

**Posted by stoertebeker** September 27, 2013 7:37 am

I recognized so much of these in the fics I read yesterday. OMG, I will never be able to read Johnlock again, without focus on these points . I thought about making a bingo-card, and observe how long it will take until one row is finished, could be an interessting experiment .

**Posted by SusiGo** September 27, 2013 7:43 am

Great idea about the Bingo cards. Might be even funnier than Cluedo.

**Posted by Wholocked** September 27, 2013 8:17 am

OH MY GOD I HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO DO THAT!!

Randomly generated 5 x 5 or 4 x 4 bingo cards! *squee*

ETA: Found one! Check it out: http://tinyurl.com/sherlockbingo

Last edited by Wholocked (September 27, 2013 8:53 am)

**Posted by SolarSystem** September 27, 2013 9:12 am

Wholocked wrote:
Here's the end result on my Tumblr

http://drwholocked.tumblr.com/post/62401431696/things-you-may-have-read-in-johnlock-fanfic

Great! And like stoertebeker already mentioned, I probably won't be able to read another fan fic again without having these things in mind all the time.

**Posted by Wholocked** September 27, 2013 10:11 pm

Jesus fucking christ guys that post has over 1000 notes already!!!!

And it apparently started a discussion as well.

**Posted by butterfly grl** September 27, 2013 10:34 pm

John's oatmeal jumper.
(Which Martin Freeman actually purchased for John)

**Posted by Wholocked** September 27, 2013 11:07 pm

Which is John's fav and Sherlock wants to burn it *nod*

Oh we forgot Sherlock's ignorance of all things pop culture, and John's love for Bond films and/or Doctor Who

Last edited by Wholocked (September 27, 2013 11:14 pm)

**Posted by tonnaree** September 28, 2013 1:25 am

Wholocked wrote:
Jesus fucking christ guys that post has over 1000 notes already!!!!

And it apparently started a discussion as well.

We are the Sherlockians and we are Mighty!

*beems with pride*

Last edited by tonnaree (September 28, 2013 1:31 am)

**Posted by butterfly grl** September 28, 2013 12:38 pm

Did we leave out John always has to pay the taxi fare?

**Posted by Wholocked** September 28, 2013 1:07 pm

Yes and there was something else I was thinking about earlier while reading this Pride and Prejudice AU fic but now I've forgotten.

(That post on Tumblr has more than doubled my followers. I am a leetle scared!)