BBC Sherlock Fan Forum - Serving Sherlockians since February 2012 / WHAT CULTURE!: 4 Things Everyone Wants From Sherlock

**Posted by tobeornot221b** August 27, 2013 4:25 am

Just ran across this article.
IMO one of the most stupid I've read in a long time, would make a perfect satire.

http://whatculture.com/tv/4-things-everyone-wants-from-sherlock-series-3.php

**Posted by SolarSystem** August 27, 2013 4:53 am

Yes, well, I almost fell asleep again while reading it. The author reads a bit like a Johnlock hater, but what can you say... Those are definitely not the four things everyone wants from series 3.

**Posted by SusiGo** August 27, 2013 7:07 am

That's really all I have to say:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XViXch8BuT4

**Posted by SolarSystem** August 27, 2013 7:29 am

**Posted by Mattlocked** August 27, 2013 8:23 am

I am flattered:

Aren’t we all tired of the John/Lock shippers? You know the type: usually young girls.....

**Posted by SusiGo** August 27, 2013 8:44 am

LOL If only they knew … But honestly, how boring and prosaic do they want Sherlock to be? Besides, wasn't series 2 about showing him as being sometimes in the wrong or vulnerable or more caring than before?

**Posted by Schmiezi** August 27, 2013 9:03 am

...I feel so young...

Why is there a picture of Molly at point 2?

**Posted by Harriet** August 27, 2013 10:25 am

LOL - and now I'm off for a little shrieking and jeering, my splendid hobbies since I've been here

Last edited by Harriet (August 27, 2013 10:25 am)

**Posted by Davina** August 30, 2013 6:19 am

Well that article (apart from the small amount of research into the canon) must have taken very little time to write. Honestly, it is rubbish! I cannot be bothered to waste my time dissecting it!

**Posted by tonnaree** August 30, 2013 10:23 am

The person who wrote that obviously does not watch the same show we do.

**Posted by Kerkerian** September 10, 2013 5:09 pm

Schmiezi wrote:
...I feel so young...

Me too, Schmiezi, me too!

Apart from that- the only four things I'd want from Sherlock personally are:

1. a kiss
2. another kiss
3. a third kiss
4. more kisses

...

**Posted by Schmiezi** September 10, 2013 5:34 pm

Kerkerian wrote:
Apart from that- the only four things I'd want from Sherlock personally are:

1. a kiss
2. another kiss
3. a third kiss
4. more kisses
...

5. hugs

**Posted by Kerkerian** September 10, 2013 5:48 pm

Schmiezi wrote:
Kerkerian wrote:
Apart from that- the only four things I'd want from Sherlock personally are:

1. a kiss
2. another kiss
3. a third kiss
4. more kisses
...
5. hugs

V. good!
6. sharing a blanket *whistles innocently*

Last edited by Kerkerian (September 10, 2013 5:50 pm)

**Posted by Schmiezi** September 10, 2013 5:53 pm

Kerkerian wrote:
Schmiezi wrote:
Kerkerian wrote:
Apart from that- the only four things I'd want from Sherlock personally are:

1. a kiss
2. another kiss
3. a third kiss
4. more kisses
...
5. hugs
V. good!
6. sharing a blanket *whistles innocently*

7. angsty stuff
8. more hugs and kisses

**Posted by Kerkerian** September 10, 2013 5:58 pm

Schmiezi wrote:
Kerkerian wrote:
Schmiezi wrote:

5. hugs
V. good!
6. sharing a blanket *whistles innocently*
7. angsty stuff
8. more hugs and kisses

9. a bit of violin play between all the hugging and kissing
10. Sherlock reading something aloud

**Posted by Schmiezi** September 10, 2013 6:10 pm

The only things Kerkerian and Schmiezi would want from Sherlock Series 3 personally are:

1. a kiss
2. another kiss
3. a third kiss
4. more kisses
5. hugs
6. sharing a blanket *whistles innocently*
7. angsty stuff
8. more hugs and kisses
9. a bit of violin play between all the hugging and kissing
10. Sherlock reading something aloud (no matter what, who cares!)

11. Sherlock doing something romantic for John

**Posted by Harriet** September 10, 2013 6:13 pm

How about Mrs Hudson bringing some refreshment in between?

Last edited by Harriet (September 10, 2013 6:14 pm)

**Posted by SusiGo** September 10, 2013 6:15 pm

12. I want some really tight shirts and nice suits for Sherlock and
13. a very flattering super soft Cashmere sweater for John

**Posted by Kerkerian** September 10, 2013 6:22 pm

We're so easy to please...

**Posted by Kerkerian** September 10, 2013 6:31 pm

Sherlock: "You're all obsessed! I'm not going to hug or kiss anyone (not even John)!"
Fandom: "But-"
Sherlock: "No buts!"
John (puppy eyes): "But-"
Sherlock: "Shhhh- not now! I'm pretending not to be interested so they'll leave us in peace!"
Fandom: "We heard that!"
Sherlock: "Okay. This calls for desperate measures..."

Mycroft: "How can I help you, brother dear?"
Sherlock: "It pains me to say so, but I need you-" (Fandom: "Aaaawwww!!!")
Sherlock: "Shut UP! This is entirely your fault!"
Mycroft: "Do you want me to take care of them?"
John: "Take care of them?"
Sherlock: "Yes." Nearly chokes on the next word: "Please."

Fandom: "WTF?- Argh! My internet just broke!"
Sherlock: "Hehehe- come here, gorgeou- I mean, John."
John: "As you wish..."