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**Posted by tonnaree** September 6, 2013 3:16 pm

"Fur Fiction" *runs the other way*

If it's Johnlock you know someone is getting slammed against a wall and snogged till they're cross eyed.

**Posted by KeepersPrice** September 6, 2013 7:08 pm

Ha, ha! This thread has been great. I'm going to spend the rest of the day trying to come up with 'some things they always do'....
How about - the word 'lube' always shows up somewhere - but 'condoms' may or may not.

**Posted by Harriet** September 6, 2013 7:18 pm

condoms are rather rare, I'd say - more frequent a secret blood-test done by Sherlock, or things like that

**Posted by SusiGo** September 6, 2013 7:24 pm

I just read one where Sherlock was terribly impatient to get the test done. Wonder why.

P.S. Believe it or not, this one had some things I had never encountered before in a fanfic.

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**Posted by tonnaree** September 6, 2013 7:46 pm

SusiGo wrote:
I just read one where Sherlock was terribly impatient to get the test done. Wonder why.

P.S. Believe it or not, this one had some things I had never encountered before in a fanfic.

Do tell Susi!!

**Posted by SusiGo** September 6, 2013 7:49 pm

Oh, no. You are free to read for yourself. It's quite entertaining and sometimes really funny. There is a case, yes, and a lots of sex but it is never in danger of becoming PWP.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/684459/chapters/1256086

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**Posted by Harriet** September 6, 2013 7:53 pm

Oh, I see what you mean... I think I will give it a try for advanced studies

**Posted by SusiGo** September 6, 2013 7:54 pm

Sometimes I was laughing out loud.

**Posted by SolarSystem** September 6, 2013 8:14 pm

Harriet wrote:
condoms are rather rare, I'd say - more frequent a secret blood-test done by Sherlock, or things like that

Interesting. Seems that up until now I only read Johnlock fics with no blood-tests at all (really, not a single one!), but lots of condoms.

And of course, you almost always find the word "cheekbones" in Johnlock and a John who is immensely fascinated by those cheekbones.

**Posted by Harriet** September 6, 2013 8:25 pm

I remember maybe one or two? Two, I guess. Esp. when they go buy some. Yes, I can recall such scenes now.

Cheekbones. Well, aren't we all? Why not the writers? And John?

**Posted by SolarSystem** September 6, 2013 8:43 pm

Harriet wrote:
Cheekbones. Well, aren't we all? Why not the writers? And John?

Oh, don't get me wrong, I didn't mean that as a criticism. I love those cheekbones and I love to read about them. You should really think that it gets boring after a while, when you read about it in every single story. But, uhm, it doesn't. Curious. Remarkable.

**Posted by Harriet** September 6, 2013 8:52 pm

Oh, I didn't see it as criticism either. You are right, the love of his cheeckbones is a widespread phenomenon

**Posted by SusiGo** September 6, 2013 8:54 pm

They gave me a very hard thud during today's press conference in Toronto.

**Posted by tonnaree** September 7, 2013 4:54 am

SusiGo wrote:
Oh, no. You are free to read for yourself. It's quite entertaining and sometimes really funny. There is a case, yes, and a lots of sex but it is never in danger of becoming PWP.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/684459/chapters/1256086

OMG Susi, I just finished reading Safe Distance yesterday! It was quite enjoyable.

If it's Johnlock you know Sherlock will refer to John in a very possesive way with great emphsis on the words MY or MINE.

**Posted by SolarSystem** September 7, 2013 7:53 am

tonnaree wrote:
If it's Johnlock you know Sherlock will refer to John in a very possesive way with great emphsis on the words MY or MINE.

"My John"... oh YES!

**Posted by tonnaree** September 7, 2013 1:51 pm

John will bite Sherlock's neck.

**Posted by tonnaree** September 12, 2013 2:23 pm

Sherlock's lips will be refered to as a "perfect cupid's bow."

**Posted by stoertebeker** September 17, 2013 11:52 am

Also in many Johnlock storys, John is very self-conscious about his body because of the scar, whereas he characterize Sherlocks body as perfect, like an antique greek statue. On the other hand, Sherlock likes Johns body because it’s so muscular.

Oh, and don’t forget the parts, which describes Sherlocks lips as incredible soft and warm just as his perfect alabaster porcelain-like skin.
(Oh my! I like those parts .)

**Posted by tonnaree** September 17, 2013 12:14 pm

John is embarassed by his scar but Sherlock is fascinated with it and will examine it closely.

**Posted by SusiGo** September 17, 2013 12:50 pm

And John discovers that this turns him on.