BBC Sherlock Fan Forum - Serving Sherlockians since February 2012 / Fan Fiction Addicts General Round Table Discusion - ADULT CONTENT

**Posted by tonnaree** September 6, 2013 12:04 am

If it's Johnlock you know:

At some point John will refer to Sherlock as "georgous."

It will be mentioned that Sherlock uses expensive shampoo.

Someone will say "Oh god yes."

Much will be made of the fact that although Sherlock looks "pale and cold" he actually radiates heat.

Anyone care to join in?

**Posted by SusiGo** September 6, 2013 6:32 am

Both John and Sherlock do have a very distinctive smell that turns the other on. Usually a mixture of shampoo, sweat, chemicals, tea, and something that is absolutely individual to them.

**Posted by Schmiezi** September 6, 2013 6:45 am

Damn, I did some of those too...

**Posted by SusiGo** September 6, 2013 6:46 am

No problem, I like reading them.

**Posted by Schmiezi** September 6, 2013 7:05 am

We should really keep writing the "What always happens" list. As soon as I'll pick up "Like a Landslide" again, I'll make a sport of avoiding all those.

**Posted by Be** September 6, 2013 8:20 am

tonnaree wrote:
If it's Johnlock you know:

At some point John will refer to Sherlock as "georgous."

It will be mentioned that Sherlock uses expensive shampoo.

Someone will say "Oh god yes."

Much will be made of the fact that although Sherlock looks "pale and cold" he actually radiates heat.

Anyone care to join in?

You are absolutely right. I almost spilled my coffee when I read that.
Some things apparently need to be said to make a Johnlock story right.

**Posted by SolarSystem** September 6, 2013 8:45 am

Be wrote:
Some things apparently need to be said to make a Johnlock story right.

Such as:
At some point Sherlock will carefully stroke over John's scar at his shoulder.
And at some point John will get his hands into Sherlock's curls and fondle them.
And at some other point one of them will step out of the shower with damp hair while the other one can't take his eyes away...

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**Posted by Harriet** September 6, 2013 9:45 am

... and then they are already close to what I now call "The Three Fingers Problem"

**Posted by Schmiezi** September 6, 2013 10:41 am

There is also a lot of tasting going on when they are kissing. Someone alsways seems to taste like coffee and/or the last takeaway dinner ...

**Posted by Mattlocked** September 6, 2013 10:56 am

In my last one there was a mixture of tea and toothpaste.

**Posted by Schmiezi** September 6, 2013 11:03 am

Honestly, do you go for taste while kissing? In real life, I mean. I don't. Hubby tastes like hubby, fullstop. Okay, he once realised I had chocolate without him when we kissed, but other than that ... I don't know!

**Posted by Mattlocked** September 6, 2013 11:07 am

Hm. After hubby stopped smoking his first cigarette in the morning I realised that he suddenly only tasted like coffee. That was very nice! LOL

**Posted by Harriet** September 6, 2013 11:10 am

In the fics I remember they always taste "good"

**Posted by Mattlocked** September 6, 2013 11:12 am

Right. That's interesting. They can start kissing where- and whenever they like, NEVER one of them goes: "Urrgh!!"
I think that's why it is called "fiction".

**Posted by SolarSystem** September 6, 2013 11:12 am

Hm, I do register if my boyfriend tastes like something specific like chocolate or coffee or, yeah, cigarettes. But none of that is really doing anything for me in terms of turning me on additionally...

Harriet, it took me a while, but... with your "The Three Fingers Problem" do you actually mean what I think you mean...?

**Posted by SolarSystem** September 6, 2013 11:14 am

...in the fics they taste good, smell good, look good... but right, that's probably part of Johnlock.

**Posted by Harriet** September 6, 2013 11:15 am

Yes. I. Do.

Isn't it tedious? You can wake me up any time at night, and I can tell you how to...

**Posted by Mattlocked** September 6, 2013 11:25 am

I think we all can meanwhile.

**Posted by SolarSystem** September 6, 2013 11:27 am

That's what I call broadening my horizon.

**Posted by Mattlocked** September 6, 2013 11:30 am

That's fine. As long as you don't start sharing your knowledge in the middle of the night without being asked.

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