Alright, for as much as I can make out of the audio- if I mess up a few parts, forgive me. I've never seen the clip, I've only heard the audio, and I'm guessing a bit as to what is happening during the scenes:
Sherlock is giving the wedding toast:
SH: John Watson. My friend, John Watson. John. When John first broached the subject of being best man, I was confused.
(flashback to apartment)
SH: What's that noise downstairs?
JW: That was Mrs. Hudson laughing.
SH: It sounded like she was torturing an owl.
JW: Well, it was laughter.
SH: Could have been both.
JW: What are you...?
[Sherlock is doing an experiment with an eyeball, blow-torch and goggles. He puts the eyeball in a cup of coffee.]
SH: Just occupying myself. Sometimes it's so...
JW: Mind if I join you?
SH: Be my guest. (sing-songy) Tea?
JW: So, the big question.
SH: Mmhmm.
JW: The best man.
SH: The best man?
JW: What do you think?
SH: Billy Kinkaid.
JW: Sorry?
SH: Billy Kinkaid the counting garroter, best man I ever knew. Advanced contributions to charity, never disclosed. Personally managed to save three hospitals from closure, and they are the best and safest childrens' homes in North England. But then again, there were some garrotings, but stacking up the lives saved against the garrotings, on balance I'd-
JW: My wedding, I need a best man.
SH: Oh.
JW: Maybe not a garrotter.
SH: Gavin.
JW: Who?
SH: Gavin Lestrade- he's a man and good at it.
JW: It's Greg, and no, he's not my best friend.
SH: Oh, Mike Stamford, I see. Well, he's nice, although I'm not sure how well he'll cope with-
JW: No Mike's nice, but he's not my best friend.
(silence)
JW: Look Sherlock, this is the biggest and most important day of my life.
SH: [shrug]
JW: No, it is, and who are the two people that I love, and care about, most in the world?
SH: Yes?
JW: Mary Morstan, and....
SH: Yes?
JW: ...you.
[cut back to Sherlock's narration as the best man]
SH: That's because I didn't realize he was asking me when finally I understood, I expressed to him that I was both flattered and surprised...
[Sherlock is still in shock, motionless- then back to his speech as the best man]
...I explained to him that I never expected this request and I was a little daunted in the face of it.
JW: Sherlock...
SH: [narrating] I made him this promise that I would do my very best to accomplish this task that was, for me, as demanding and difficult as any I have ever contemplated. Additionally I thanked him for the trust he placed in me, and I was even close to being...moved by it.
[Sherlock still in shock]
SH: [narrating] It later transpired that I had said none of this out loud.
[flashback]
SH: You...you mean?
JW: Yes.
SH: I'm your...best...
{at the same time}
JW: Man.
SH: Friend?
JW: Of course you are. Of course. You're my best friend.
(Sherlock takes a drink of some coffee with an eyeball in it, then spits the eyeball back out).
JW: How was that?
SH: Surprising okay.
Last edited by sj4iy (July 22, 2013 2:56 pm)