BBC Sherlock Fan Forum - Serving Sherlockians since February 2012 / Caption Competition Week Eighteen

**Posted by Sparrow** April 8, 2013 8:42 am

I have (yet again) been asked to start this for someone. Davina will of course be the judge. Have fun.

**Posted by Sparrow** April 8, 2013 8:44 am

Man: "There. Are you sure you're not cold Benny? This scarf barely covers your neck."
Ben: *torn between amusament and exasperation* "Mom, I know I said I don't want to be seen with my mother on set, but dressing like a strange man is not an alternative!"

Last edited by Sparrow (April 8, 2013 8:45 am)

**Posted by Myraya** April 8, 2013 10:16 am

Ben: So? Do you have any plans for tonight after we're done here, honey?

**Posted by veecee** April 8, 2013 2:12 pm

Kitchee-kitchee-koo!

(That's what we say to babies when we tickle them.)

**Posted by SusiGo** April 8, 2013 2:17 pm

Man: "Believe it or not, a woman out there just offered a thousand bucks to take over my job."

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**Posted by Russell** April 8, 2013 4:32 pm

Guy: Tuck in here…. fold in there…. voila, a perfect bow-tie! Now you can be the Doctor!
Ben: Yayy!

**Posted by QuiteExtraordinary** April 8, 2013 5:22 pm

"What do you mean, you're not dead? That's my line!"
"No. I'm Jim Moriarty. And I'll strangle you right now."

**Posted by CarlPowers** April 8, 2013 6:06 pm

"Oh Sherlock.... the mess you've made! Here, let me tie it."

**Posted by Mattlocked** April 8, 2013 6:39 pm

Guy: I know "Breathing is boring", but you should leave two fingers space.....

**Posted by NoSheetSherlock** April 8, 2013 8:28 pm

"Nicely done on that April Fool's joke - I think we all nearly convinced Steven that Series 4 is set to film in Middle Earth!"

**Posted by tobeornot221b** April 9, 2013 4:23 am

Capman: What if I was to strangle you right now?
Ben: Then you could cherish the look of surprise on my face - but of course you wouldn't be able to cherish it for very long. Look at those fan girls over there...

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**Posted by Davina** April 9, 2013 5:28 am

Sherlock: Yes, well I am smiling because I have this rather nice scarf whereas you have that frankly revolting hat which I assume was a Christmas present from your mother.

**Posted by Sparrow** April 9, 2013 6:21 am

Davina, aren't you supposed to be the judge this week? Or do you plan to award yourself first place. Sneaky you.

**Posted by Davina** April 9, 2013 5:26 pm

I am judge! Sorry...I just couldn't resist!

**Posted by Sparrow** April 9, 2013 5:53 pm

Yeah, I understand. I generally post my caption (if I have one) at the end of the contest as not to give (or steal) any ideas to the competitors.

**Posted by Davina** April 9, 2013 9:02 pm

Ooops!

**Posted by Sparrow** April 9, 2013 9:09 pm

^

Man: "Wha'chu got here?"
Ben: "Yeah, I'm not falling for that again..."
Man: "No really, there's something"
Ben: "No, I'm not looking."
Man: "No, man, seriously, it's huge"
Ben: *looks*
Man: "Gotcha!"
Ben: "Aw damn!"
Guy in the background (one in black): "Oh, c'mon laddie, this is the 10th time today"

**Posted by jenosborn** April 10, 2013 9:04 am

Man: Now, keep warm, don't forget your gloves and lunchbox, and remember to be nice to the kids on the playground today.

**Posted by Myraya** April 10, 2013 10:41 am

Man whispering: Listen, this is our last chance to get out of here, when I say run, you run as fast as you can! Watch the fangirls and be careful not to bump into the camera team and the directors. You can make it, don't worry. Now RUN!!!

**Posted by Molly Hooper** April 10, 2013 8:49 pm

Well, they look clean enough... let me smell your breath.