BBC Sherlock Fan Forum - Serving Sherlockians since February 2012 / Sherlock isn't dead - thanks to some specialists' advice!

**Posted by tobeornot221b** April 23, 2012 6:54 pm

I've just started to collect some specialists' advice that may have helped Sherlock disappear. I've found so far:

Irene Adler:
Find out what the record-keeper of DNA tests likes.

Mr. Ewart of Janus Cars:
All you need is to hire a car (even a laundry truck) and donate some of your blood (most suitable exactly a pint). Placed in the correct position it will create the impression that you are dead and help you disappear to South America or elsewhere.

Jim Moriarty:
Find an actor who takes on your role. If the money is good he will make people forget that you even existed.
Find an ordinary live-in person who sees but doesn't observe.

Joe Harrison:
Find a railway track without points.

Jeff, the cabbie:
Find a proper genius cabbie who knows places even you weren't aware of their existence.

James Philimore:
Pretend to collect your umbrella.

Hänsel and Gretel:
Vanishing is easy if you let a wicked relative lead you into danger (treats included).

Are there more specialists to be consulted on this topic?

**Posted by Davina** April 23, 2012 8:52 pm

The kidnapper of the children- anyone can disappear in a crowd
The two little girls' dead grandad- you can be in two places at once
Irene Adler- dead bodies can be identified from not their face

**Posted by Davina** April 23, 2012 8:57 pm

To which I add Schroedinger- for showing that something can be both alive and des at the same time.

**Posted by Davina** April 23, 2012 8:58 pm

Dead! Not des

**Posted by Milkomeda** April 24, 2012 12:29 am

Davina wrote:
To which I add Schroedinger- for showing that something can be both alive and dead at the same time.

Lol Davina, that makes me laugh so much !

**Posted by Davina** April 24, 2012 5:28 am

And the weird thing is...he is isn't he!

**Posted by theCuriousOne** April 24, 2012 2:17 pm

hmm.. how about Ezio Auditore from Assassin Creed? jump from very high place and land with no harm in a bunch of hay...

**Posted by Wholocked** April 26, 2012 5:00 am

I already know how he survived. The Doctor parked the Tardis on the side of the building...see?

**Posted by jenosborn** April 26, 2012 6:06 am

So funny! Thanks for that!

Here's the link to an obvious explanation of how Sherlock survived (why didn't we notice?), - at least it's one of the most fun:

http://static.tumblr.com/38mxjpt/C14m164ns/flying_sherlock.gif

**Posted by Wholocked** April 26, 2012 6:18 am

Haha yeah I saw that one. It's so funny. The crack theories are hilarious, really.