"An eight at least. I'll take the case."
"Boring. Next one."
"Consulting detective. Only one in the world."/"Certainly not, that's obvious!"
"Door is that way. Bye."
"Extraordinary! ........... My colleague will take care of it."
"Fantastic murder! ...Never mind, go on."
"Get out."
"Hardly worth my time!"
"I'll put my best man on it."
"Just get to the point!"
"Kidnapped?  Hardly.  He's in Minsk with the kitchen maid."
"Look, you're making for too much stupid in the room. Please go."
"Mind Palace...get out!"
"Not my division. I trust you'll find the door on your own."
"Obvious. Why can't you just THINK?"
'"Preposterous---  that's not how it happened at all."
"Quavers?!? I don't eat during a case!"
"Really? No... that's not the way it is!"
"Start at the beginning. No, not that far back! Just the important stuff!"
"Transparent. Why would you want to bore me?"
"Ultimately, it was Mr. Boddy  who killed himself with his own gun, in the library."
"Vacant, that's what I said. Just look in the mirror."

"What is it like in your funny little brain? It must be so relaxing! Good bye!"

Davina wrote:

X-rating the phone of your girlfriend? Do you have trust issues?

X-rating - what's that? Increase of X-raying? Teach a stupid German, please!

Davina wrote:

Pah! Technology!!! My STUPID I-pad changes the spelling of X-raying to X-rating (18 films used to be given a rating of X here, years ago!)

Thank you Davina.
But then, the possibility can't be ruled out that someone like Irene has an X-rated phone, right?

Mattlocked wrote:

"An eight at least. I'll take the case."
"Boring. Next one."
"Consulting detective. Only one in the world."/"Certainly not, that's obvious!"
"Door is that way. Bye."
"Extraordinary! ........... My colleague will take care of it."
"Fantastic murder! ...Never mind, go on."
"Get out."
"Hardly worth my time!"
"I'll put my best man on it."
"Just get to the point!"
"Kidnapped?  Hardly.  He's in Minsk with the kitchen maid."
"Look, you're making for too much stupid in the room. Please go."
"Mind Palace...get out!"
"Not my division. I trust you'll find the door on your own."
"Obvious. Why can't you just THINK?"
'"Preposterous---  that's not how it happened at all."
"Quavers?!? I don't eat during a case!"
"Really? No... that's not the way it is!"
"Start at the beginning. No, not that far back! Just the important stuff!"
"Transparent. Why would you want to bore me?"
"Ultimately, it was Mr. Boddy  who killed himself with his own gun, in the library."
"Vacant, that's what I said. Just look in the mirror."
"What is it like in your funny little brain? It must be so relaxing! Good bye!"

X-Raying the phone of your girlfriend? Do you have trust issues?

BUMP!

"An eight at least. I'll take the case."
"Boring. Next one."
"Consulting detective. Only one in the world."/"Certainly not, that's obvious!"
"Door is that way. Bye."
"Extraordinary! ........... My colleague will take care of it."
"Fantastic murder! ...Never mind, go on."
"Get out."
"Hardly worth my time!"
"I'll put my best man on it."
"Just get to the point!"
"Kidnapped?  Hardly.  He's in Minsk with the kitchen maid."
"Look, you're making for too much stupid in the room. Please go."
"Mind Palace...get out!"
"Not my division. I trust you'll find the door on your own."
"Obvious. Why can't you just THINK?"
'"Preposterous---  that's not how it happened at all."
"Quavers?!? I don't eat during a case!"
"Really? No... that's not the way it is!"
"Start at the beginning. No, not that far back! Just the important stuff!"
"Transparent. Why would you want to bore me?"
"Ultimately, it was Mr. Boddy  who killed himself with his own gun, in the library."
"Vacant, that's what I said. Just look in the mirror."
"What is it like in your funny little brain? It must be so relaxing! Good bye!"
"X-Raying the phone of your girlfriend? Do you have trust issues?"
"You don't see that? Isn't it obvious? How dull."
"Zero - this is a ZERO! Get Andersen!"


Done. Any ideas for the next round? This game is so much fun - it would be a shame to let it drop.

Good idea. Want to have a go, Horserider? I'm not feeling creative this evening. 

horserider99 wrote:

I'll try to squeeze out some early afternoon creativity...
"All this time, I wanted to tell you everything but I knew that it would endanger you. I'm sorry."

"But why would you be upset? I don't understand this need for sentiment John."

Things that Sherlock could say to John after coming back to "life"...

"All this time, I wanted to tell you everything but I knew that it would endanger you. I'm sorry.
"But why would you be upset? I don't understand this need for sentiment John."
"Cool down, John. I didn't say punch me in the face this time."
"Didn't I tell you that it was just a magic trick, John?"

]Things that Sherlock could say to John after coming back to "life"...

"All this time, I wanted to tell you everything but I knew that it would endanger you. I'm sorry.
"But why would you be upset? I don't understand this need for sentiment John."
"Cool down, John. I didn't say punch me in the face this time."
"Didn't I tell you that it was just a magic trick, John?"
"Eat something NOW. You seem to have lost at least seven pounds."

"Forgive me John."

Things that Sherlock could say to John after coming back to "life"...

"All this time, I wanted to tell you everything but I knew that it would endanger you. I'm sorry.
"But why would you be upset? I don't understand this need for sentiment John."
"Cool down, John. I didn't say punch me in the face this time."
"Didn't I tell you that it was just a magic trick, John?"
"Eat something NOW. You seem to have lost at least seven pounds."
"Forgive me John."
"Good to see you again, John. It's been a while."

"How's Mrs.Hudson?"