BBC Sherlock Fan Forum - Serving Sherlockians since February 2012 / Caption competition - week 5

**Posted by CarlPowers** September 17, 2012 8:05 pm

Here's a cheerful one for this week-- sorry a bit late. Have fun!

**Posted by Mattlocked** September 17, 2012 8:31 pm

Jim (fangirling): OMG, look at him! He's so...aww.... What could I say that doesn't sound totally stupid?
Sherlock: OMG, look at him! This idiot obviously is incapable of bringing out one intelligent word - what a simple. Be nice, Sherlock, be nice....
John: What the f***... !??

Last edited by Mattlocked (September 17, 2012 8:32 pm)

**Posted by veecee** September 17, 2012 8:41 pm

I love these competitions!

**Posted by tobeornot221b** September 18, 2012 6:03 pm

**Posted by jenosborn** September 18, 2012 9:53 pm

Jim: Molly tells me you also love using a riding crop!
Sherlock: Only when necessary.

**Posted by CarlPowers** September 20, 2012 12:17 am

ha ha- keep them coming!

**Posted by CarlPowers** September 20, 2012 12:20 am

How about something like, "Good luck at those Emmy Awards, m'dear!"

**Posted by Davina** September 20, 2012 7:22 am

Jim: Hello. Can you see anything interesting with that?
Sherlock: (thinks) Oh God! The room's Stupid Quotient's just risen again!

**Posted by Wholocked** September 20, 2012 7:27 am

John (internal dialogue): I can see this guy's underwear band. WHY can I see it? Why am I not looking away? LOOK AWAY, JOHN!

**Posted by veecee** September 20, 2012 7:50 pm

Sherlock to Jim: You call that a tight shirt? Honey, you should see me in a PSoS!

John to himself: I don't stand a chance. Maybe if I wash my woolly jumpers in hot water and put them in the clothes dryer...

BTW, I am not a Johnlocker. John's thinking about the ladies.

**Posted by SusiGo** September 20, 2012 8:25 pm

John: Married to his work, he said he's married to his work. Why do I suddenly feel like a fifth wheel?

**Posted by jenosborn** September 21, 2012 7:04 am

"Well, since you asked, I'm a huge huge fan of Rapunzel, Little Red Riding Hood, and Snow White of course, but I find that the more obscure Grimms Fairy Tales are more compelling and darker... But enough about me and my little hobbies! Tell me more about that fabulous microscope."

**Posted by CarlPowers** September 24, 2012 4:04 am

These were all really good. I so loved the silly questions, banter, and the stupid quotient. Tough to choose, but must.
This week's winner, for Best Conversation With Onesself:

John (internal dialogue): I can see this guy's underwear band. WHY can I see it? Why am I not looking away? LOOK AWAY, JOHN!

Congratulations Wholocked! On to week 6!

**Posted by Wholocked** September 24, 2012 5:10 am

N'awww thanks! I shall grab a screenshot when I have a chance and put it up.

Last edited by Wholocked (September 24, 2012 5:10 am)

**Posted by SusiGo** September 24, 2012 6:22 am

Congrats, Wholocked, looking forward to your pic.

**Posted by Davina** September 24, 2012 7:18 am

Well done Wholocked. Put yours into a new thread week 6. Can't wait! These always brighten my day and I need it today as it is overcast and raining, again!

**Posted by Mattlocked** September 24, 2012 8:07 am

Congratulations Wholocked!
Looking forward to the next challenge. Although I'm hoping I'll never win. Because I couldn't decide who's best....

**Posted by NW16XE** September 25, 2012 1:23 am

Davina wrote:
Well done Wholocked. Put yours into a new thread week 6. Can't wait! These always brighten my day and I need it today as it is overcast and raining, again!

Raining? Does it do that much in Essex?

**Posted by Davina** September 25, 2012 10:25 am

Just a smidge!