Caption Competition Week 99

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Posted by NoSheetSherlock
February 22, 2016 4:05 am 		#1

It's a new week!  Let's get on that train!    Till next Sunday then.   Have fun! 


 

 
Posted by nakahara
February 22, 2016 8:57 am 		#2

MARTIN: Mr. cameraman, don´t you think that the light in this scene is a bit off?
BENEDICT: That´s why I have my eyes closed. You should do it too.

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I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window there. Was there ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?

 
Posted by CarlPowers
February 22, 2016 8:08 pm 		#3

Sherlock:   "You okay that your feet can't reach the floor?"
John:         "Shut up."
Sherlock:  "You can hold onto me if you like."
John:         "Shut up."
 

 
Posted by Harriet
February 22, 2016 8:21 pm 		#4

Sherlock: "Don't be nervous, John. Like I told you, I've calculated everything perfectly. Once we've passed through this wormhole, we'll land in future London, see a registrar and get married!"

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... but there may be some new players now. It’s okay. The East Wind takes us all in the end.
 
Posted by Whisky
February 22, 2016 9:05 pm 		#5

John: What was that -- that thing?!?

Sherlock: Dementor. One of the guards of Azkaban. It's gone now. Don't disturb me again before we reach Hogwarts. I'm exploring my mind palace to find a suitable topic for my first potions lesson.

Last edited by Whisky (February 22, 2016 9:08 pm)

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"It is what it is."

 
Posted by nakahara
February 22, 2016 9:10 pm 		#6

JOHN: I never imagined that Tardis would be this small from the inside, to be honest...
SHERLOCK: Shhh, John... prepare yourself. We will launch into the space in a minute.

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I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window there. Was there ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?

 
Posted by Whisky
February 22, 2016 9:12 pm 		#7

John, thinking: Just the two of us, in our own department, looong train journey, I'm bored as hell... and he is sleeping?!

Sherlock,thinking: Keep your eyes closed, keep your eyes closed... if I open them, he will jump me... must pretend to sleep... oh god how long was this train journey again??

Last edited by Whisky (February 22, 2016 9:14 pm)

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"It is what it is."

 
Posted by Whisky
February 22, 2016 9:26 pm 		#8

John: Sherlock, there hasn't even been a passing train for the last hour! I would really like to look out the window now for a while.

Sherlock: No, don't! Keep facing away! Or better, close your eyes, like me.

John: That Mycroft got us tickets for a 9.40 train from Paddington was just his way to make a joke, Sherlock.

Sherlock: I don't care! I hate train murders!

John: Yeah, but why? Is it a childhood thing between you? Again?

Sherlock: Shut. Up.

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"It is what it is."

 
Posted by Whisky
February 22, 2016 9:30 pm 		#9

"Oh God these curtains look awful!"

"I know. I can't stand looking at them either."

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"It is what it is."

 
Posted by Whisky
February 22, 2016 9:32 pm 		#10

Passenger at the door, embarassed
to John: Oh, I am so sorry to have disturbed your confession, Mister
to Sherlock: Excuse me, Father.

Last edited by Whisky (February 22, 2016 9:33 pm)

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"It is what it is."

 
Posted by nakahara
February 22, 2016 9:57 pm 		#11

Good work, Whisky! These are all perfect! 

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I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window there. Was there ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?

 
Posted by Whisky
February 23, 2016 12:28 am 		#12

Same to you nakahara... I mean, Tardis!   

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"It is what it is."

 
Posted by Yitzock
February 23, 2016 12:45 am 		#13

It seems, based on one of Whisky's (delightful) offerings, that I was not the only one who thought of the Hogwarts express.

John: Oh! The sweets trolley is here.  Do you want anything, Holmes?
Sherlock: Just tea for me, thanks.
John: Er...it's the sweets trolley, Holmes.
Sherlock (eyes opening quickly): I knew I shouldn't have got train tickets so early in the morning.  Watson, we got on the wrong train.  We will have to spend the year at Hogwarts.
John: Oh, well....anyway...I don't recognize any of these sweets.  Do you?
Sherlock: Just get some chocolate frogs and be done with it.
John: OK....sorry, what?

This was getting quite lengthy, so I shortened it.  My imagination ran a little too wild.


Clueing for looks.
 
Posted by nakahara
February 23, 2016 7:48 am 		#14

Very lovely imagination, Yitzock...

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I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window there. Was there ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?

 
Posted by NoSheetSherlock
February 23, 2016 8:02 am 		#15

Lovely indeed. ☺  Nice work, all!  What a great journey so far!!   More please!!

 
Posted by ukaunz
February 23, 2016 9:00 am 		#16

John: So... wanna join the Mile Long Club?

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Posted by tonnaree
February 23, 2016 2:57 pm 		#17

ukaunz wrote:

John: So... wanna join the Mile Long Club?

I love you ukaunz.  
 

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Posted by ukaunz
February 23, 2016 7:57 pm 		#18

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Posted by jenosborn
February 24, 2016 4:44 am 		#19

Sherlock:  No, I'm the conductor.  But come, on, YOU get to
                 choose who you are,  You could be Thomas, or Percy,
                 or Toby or Edward, or Gordon, or Henry, or Emily, or
                 Whiff, or Scruff, or Belle, or Emily, or Oliver....

John:      I want to be Gandalf.

 
Posted by mrshouse
February 24, 2016 5:24 am 		#20

This is all so great.... 
Whisky and nakahara, you're in great form again.
I don't think I can compete this week. 

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Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.


"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you"  -  Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.

 


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