BBC Sherlock Fan Forum - Serving Sherlockians since February 2012 / Caption Competition Week 88

**Posted by nakahara** October 21, 2015 10:51 am

Hello, hello,

it´s time for a new round of our "Caption Competition"!

Please, tell me, what is going on in this pic:

Last edited by nakahara (October 21, 2015 10:51 am)

**Posted by mrshouse** October 21, 2015 10:58 am

Sherlock: Erm, John, dear, where exactly have you stored our heterosexuality?
John: I'm not telling you!

**Posted by SusiGo** October 21, 2015 11:00 am

John (voice-over): "Sherlock, I know the expression 'Reds under the bed' and it does NOT refer to my pants."

**Posted by Harriet** October 21, 2015 11:04 am

LOL, you two!

**Posted by mrshouse** October 21, 2015 11:04 am

**Posted by Vhanja** October 21, 2015 11:23 am

John: "No, Sherlock, I told you. I have hidden the big box of toys somewhere else."

**Posted by SolarSystem** October 21, 2015 11:43 am

mrshouse wrote:
Sherlock: Erm, John, dear, where exactly have you stored our heterosexuality?
John: I'm not telling you!

God, girl, I'm in the office and almost spilled my coffee over my keyboard...! Brilliant

**Posted by SolarSystem** October 21, 2015 11:44 am

Sherlock (thinking to himself): So. Shoes. That's all that's left of Mary. Nice.

**Posted by mrshouse** October 21, 2015 11:47 am

YES! Do you hear that, Moffat? A pair of shoes is fully sufficient!

Oh, and Solar, dear, you MUST know better by now than to come here with coffee in your mouth...
*innocent eye batting*

**Posted by Harriet** October 21, 2015 11:48 am

LOLOL, Solar!

**Posted by SolarSystem** October 21, 2015 11:49 am

You're right, of course, dear... what was I thinking...? (Well, okay, I just got married to David Tennant and can't think straight... then again, can I ever...? Oh well...)

**Posted by Whisky** October 21, 2015 12:03 pm

SolarSystem wrote:
Sherlock (thinking to himself): So. Shoes. That's all that's left of Mary. Nice.

Hahaha perfect.

**Posted by tonnaree** October 21, 2015 1:05 pm

Sherlock: * Hummmm, a cricket bat AND ballet shoes. It would seem our young student swung both ways. *turns to stare meaningfully at John*

**Posted by nakahara** October 21, 2015 8:30 pm

You were hilarious today, ladies! Keep the spirit!

**Posted by SolarSystem** October 21, 2015 8:52 pm

Sherlock: "Dust is eloquent? Did I really say that? Well, in this case... John, you should really tell your wife to do the cleaning more thoroughly. What else exactly is the point of her?"

**Posted by Vhanja** October 21, 2015 8:56 pm

Sherlock: *ladies shoes under John's bed? Something John's not telling me...*
Sherlock: John...? Do you mind trying on that dress Mary left behind? It's for science..."

**Posted by Yitzock** October 21, 2015 9:06 pm

Sherlock: See, John? There are absolutely no monsters under here. You can go back to sleep now.

**Posted by mrshouse** October 21, 2015 9:11 pm

SolarSystem wrote:
What else exactly is the point of her?"

Season 3 in a nutshell

**Posted by nakahara** October 21, 2015 9:11 pm

Yitzock wrote:
Sherlock: See, John? There are absolutely no monsters under here. You can go back to sleep now.

JOHN: But I´m still afraid, Sherlock! Please, sleep with me so that I can rest properly...

(Sorry, couldn´t resist....)

**Posted by SusiGo** October 21, 2015 9:13 pm

Brilliant idea, if you ask me.