Sherlock's Insults

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Posted by Sherlock Holmes
June 7, 2012 4:35 pm 		#1

A compilation of all of Sherlock's insulting remarks. Really funny...


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Posted by Tantalus
June 8, 2012 5:58 pm 		#2

Wonderful. You know he must enjoy this role immensly.

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Posted by Davina
June 8, 2012 9:44 pm 		#3

Again quite, quite brilliant! Poor Anderson!

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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
 
Posted by SusiGo
June 20, 2012 1:52 pm 		#4

I love that video  .

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"To fake the death of one sibling may be regarded as a misfortune; to fake the death of both looks like carelessness." Oscar Wilde about Mycroft Holmes

"It is what it is says love." (Erich Fried)

“Enjoy the journey of life and not just the endgame. I’m also a great believer in treating others as you would like to be treated.” (Benedict Cumberbatch)



 
 
Posted by Sherli Bakerst
June 20, 2012 4:21 pm 		#5

That was...amazing.  Really, it was amazing.   

Just might be my favorite Sherlock fan video.

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Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing.  -- Helen Keller
 
Posted by veecee
June 20, 2012 7:36 pm 		#6

I don't know how I missed this before. It's excellent. Thank you.

I've been thinking that we should each post our favorite Sherlock insulting/insensitive moment. For insensitive, besides his horrible critique of Molly at Chrismas, I like "I love serial killers. There's always something to look forward to."

(And one from Irene: "You're done Junior." Ouch.)

 
Posted by SusiGo
June 20, 2012 7:45 pm 		#7

I love his description of the witness of the boomerang scene: "Did you see him? Morbidly obese. The undisguised halitosis of a single man living on his own. The right sleeve of an internet porn addict. And the breathing pattern of an untreated heart condition. Low self esteem, tiny IQ and a limited life expectancy. And you think he's an audacious criminal mastermind? {turning to his client} Don't worry, this is just stupid." 

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"To fake the death of one sibling may be regarded as a misfortune; to fake the death of both looks like carelessness." Oscar Wilde about Mycroft Holmes

"It is what it is says love." (Erich Fried)

“Enjoy the journey of life and not just the endgame. I’m also a great believer in treating others as you would like to be treated.” (Benedict Cumberbatch)



 
 
Posted by KeepersPrice
June 21, 2012 3:33 am 		#8

SusiGo wrote:

I love his description of the witness of the boomerang scene: "Did you see him? Morbidly obese. The undisguised halitosis of a single man living on his own. The right sleeve of an internet porn addict. And the breathing pattern of an untreated heart condition. Low self esteem, tiny IQ and a limited life expectancy. And you think he's an audacious criminal mastermind? {turning to his client} Don't worry, this is just stupid." 

Love that one too Susi - especially when he inserts that funny little smirky laugh on "And you think he's an audacious criminal mastermind?"  That is just the funniest scene and the best acting ever!

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And I said "dangerous" and here you are.

You. It's always you. John Watson, you keep me right.

 
Posted by jimella
June 21, 2012 8:46 am 		#9

That was a lot of insults :D

 
Posted by Wholocked
June 21, 2012 9:26 am 		#10

That video was awesome! I hadn't seen it before

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Posted by Sam
September 29, 2012 2:20 am 		#11

Sherli Bakerst wrote:

That was...amazing.  Really, it was amazing.   

Just might be my favorite Sherlock fan video.

Same! It's my favorite. I've watched this.......so many times.

SusiGo wrote:

I love his description of the witness of the boomerang scene: "Did you see him? Morbidly obese. The undisguised halitosis of a single man living on his own. The right sleeve of an internet porn addict. And the breathing pattern of an untreated heart condition. Low self esteem, tiny IQ and a limited life expectancy. And you think he's an audacious criminal mastermind? {turning to his client} Don't worry, this is just stupid."

I know, they should have put that one in!

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SH: "Brilliant, Anderson."
Anderson: "Really?"
SH: "Yes. Brilliant impression of an idiot."
 
Posted by Mattlocked
September 29, 2012 7:20 am 		#12

Thank you for bumping this back up, Sam. I've missed it so far and I love it!!

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Posted by Sam
September 29, 2012 7:53 am 		#13

Yay! I've been getting a lot of these stuck in my head now "She's cleverer than you lot and she's DEAD!"

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SH: "Brilliant, Anderson."
Anderson: "Really?"
SH: "Yes. Brilliant impression of an idiot."
 
Posted by veecee
October 4, 2012 10:26 pm 		#14

Just enjoyed it again. A couple of times he insults himself.

 


 
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