BBC Sherlock Fan Forum - Serving Sherlockians since February 2012 / BORED!

**Posted by kazza474** June 9, 2012 2:40 pm

Tantalus wrote:
Wait a minute...I thought all cold cures were alcohol. You mean there's some other way?

Oh heck no; do not be alarmed. Alcohol to an extent cures most things!

The side effects are not as easy to cure however.

**Posted by Tantalus** June 9, 2012 2:45 pm

kazza474 wrote:
Alcohol to an extent cures most things!

I know what you mean. I had some moat things awhile back, and a few drops of whiskey in the water did the trick.

**Posted by kazza474** June 9, 2012 2:50 pm

shush I didn't spell check & Chrome let me down; but I have the power!

*nah didn't mod your words cos then people can deduct what's going on here.

**Posted by m0r1arty** June 10, 2012 4:52 am

Saw Hugh Laurie just about an hour and forty minutes ago - very good!

Here's a clip from the previous evenings show as uploading takes an age over here:

The joke is that the voice-over is the guy who dubs 'House' in Latin America.

As for the show itself - not as tight as the album but so much nicer for watching how the band interacts. 6 very skilled artists up there who really work well together.

I'd recommend catching the show if you get a chance, if not buy the album.

Good for me as I love Louisiana/New Orleans rag time and dirge, bonus for my wife as she loves Hugh Laurie.

-m0r

**Posted by Molly Hooper** June 10, 2012 1:45 pm

*clears throat* Ahem…
*Does vocal exercises (arpeggios, slurs etc.)*

A one, a two, and a one two three…

If you’re BORED and you know it Clap your hands,
If you’re BORED and you know it Clap your hands,
If you’re BORED and you know it though you don’t particularly want to show it,
If you’re BORED and you know it Clap your hands.

If you’re BORED and you know it Stamp your feet,
If you’re BORED and you know it Stamp your feet,
If you’re BORED and you know it though you don’t particularly want to show it,
If you’re BORED and you know it Stamp your feet.

If you’re BORED and you know it Shoot the wall,
If you’re BORED and you know it Shoot the wall,
If you’re BORED and you know it though you don’t particularly want to show it,
If you’re BORED and you know it Shoot the wall.

If you’re BORED and you know it Take a pill,
If you’re BORED and you know it Take a pill,
If you’re BORED and you know it though you don’t particularly want to show it,
If you’re BORED and you know it Take a pill.

If you’re BORED and you know it Make some tea,
If you’re BORED and you know it Make some tea,
If you’re BORED and you know it though you don’t particularly want to show it,
If you’re BORED and you know it Make some tea.

If you’re BORED and you know it Come and Play,
If you’re BORED and you know it Come and Play,
If you’re BORED and you know it though you don’t particularly want to show it,
If you’re BORED and you know it Come and Play.

If you’re BORED and you know it let’s have dinner
If you’re BORED and you know it let’s have dinner
If you’re BORED and you know it though you don’t particularly want to show it,
If you’re BORED and you know it let’s have dinner

If you’re BORED and you know it Chase a HOUND
If you’re BORED and you know it Chase a HOUND
If you’re BORED and you know it though you don’t particularly want to show it,
If you’re BORED and you know it Chase a HOUND

If you’re BORED and you know it Jump off a roof (Don’t actually do this one – It’s definitely a last resort)
If you’re BORED and you know it Jump off a roof
If you’re BORED and you know it though you don’t particularly want to show it,
If you’re BORED and you know it Jump off a roof

If you’re BORED and you know it Kiss a sociopath! < 3. (Feel free to do THIS one as many times as necessary!)
If you’re BORED and you know it Kiss a sociopath <3
If you’re BORED and you know it though you don’t particularly want to show it,
If you’re BORED and you know it Kiss a sociopath!!!

Thank-you, Thank-you!
*takes a bow and is scattered with rose petals*

See how BORED I was?!

Can you think of any more things to do when you’re BORED?

**Posted by Davina** June 10, 2012 1:57 pm

Funny stuff! His facial expression is so amusing. Hearing and seeing a band live 'warts and all' always has the edge, I feel, to a recorded version. Although I have been to a couple of concerts in my time where live sounded exactly the same as record and that's always left me feeling cold and somewhat cheated as they come over as soulless.

Digressing a little...I am never touching a drop of booze again! Pimms, champagne and wine did for me yesterday. Just as well I didn't come on here as I managed to put my foot well and truly in it last night. I really should learn to put my brain into gear before opening my mouth; another example of the dangers of drunk driving! (This is a metaphor folks, before you think I really got behind a steering wheel. I didn't!) I am going on the waggon.

**Posted by Sammy** June 10, 2012 4:07 pm

*gives Molly a standing ovation*
very nice song!
I see you were BORED.. :D
This should definitely replace the original version of the song ;)
It's... sherlockified?

Oh, Davina, hungover? Alcohol is a baaad baaaaad thing, hehe...

Gosh, everyone around me is going crazy about football right now. It's driving me insane.

**Posted by Molly Hooper** June 10, 2012 4:16 pm

I HATE football but luckily no-one has been talking about it near me so I didn't even know it was on until now!

**Posted by Sammy** June 10, 2012 5:21 pm

I also HATE it :/
Oh, I'm not so lucky. Nobody would shut up about it around me and it's everywhere on television and radio etc....
And when I'm like "I don't care for football" they pretty much react like John... "but it's the EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP!"

**Posted by Davina** June 10, 2012 5:40 pm

You mean the woosie version of football, soccer? The one played with a round ball by overpaid lads, who crumple and dive and roll around the floor as soon as someone touches them (or not)?

**Posted by Sammy** June 10, 2012 7:24 pm

Yes, the one were 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes.

**Posted by Irene Adler** June 10, 2012 7:32 pm

Davina wrote:
You mean the woosie version of football, soccer? The one played with a round ball by overpaid lads, who crumple and dive and roll around the floor as soon as someone touches them (or not)?

lol

I haven't ever read a better description for it...
I only watch football/soccer when Spain plays. And then I enjoy, I really do

**Posted by Davina** June 10, 2012 9:15 pm

Oh! The one where 20 men run around chasing the ball on the grass and then 2 other men try and stop the others kicking it into those net things at either end.

Nice song by the way Molly!

Last edited by Davina (June 10, 2012 9:18 pm)

**Posted by Molly Hooper** June 10, 2012 9:31 pm

Thank-you! my Dad did give me a very odd look when he saw me typing that out!!
We should think of some other songs to (as Sammy puts it) Sherlockify!

**Posted by Davina** June 11, 2012 6:08 am

Look what I found.
It's sooo nice to see it's such an international sport.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lim2Wgjqd0

**Posted by Sammy** June 11, 2012 9:05 am

Haha! Ooooh, they really love rolling around!
Alright, Irene, then I know who to support when Germany and England drop out.. ;)

Hmm... not really the right season, but how about:

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
a high-functioning sociopath for me!

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
two bloody murders
and a high-functioning sociopath for me!

etc. ;)
I have to go now but might think of some more :D

Last edited by Sammy (June 11, 2012 9:06 am)

**Posted by Molly Hooper** June 11, 2012 8:41 pm

On the third day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
3 sneaky snipers,
2 bloody murders,
And a high functioning sociopath for me!

**Posted by Davina** June 11, 2012 9:00 pm

On the fourth day of Christmas may true love sent to me
4 Semtex vests
3 sneaky snipers
2 bloody murders
And a high functioning sociopath for me!

**Posted by Tantalus** June 11, 2012 9:10 pm

On the fifth day of Christmas may true love sent to me
5 greenwich pips
4 Semtex vests
3 sneaky snipers
2 bloody murders
And a high functioning sociopath for me!

**Posted by Davina** June 11, 2012 10:08 pm

On the sixt day of Christmas my true love sent to me
6 secret agents
5 Greenwich pips
4 Semtex vests
3 sneaky snipers
2 bloody murders
And a high functioning sociopath for me!