Sherlock's Wrong Answers Club

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Posted by Davina
June 7, 2012 2:53 pm 		#121

Q. What is Sherlock's favourite colour?

A. A frankly alarming shade of pink.


Q. Why doesn't Sherlock wear ties?


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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
 
Posted by m0r1arty
June 7, 2012 2:55 pm 		#122

A) He likens them to nooses.

Q) What medication does Mrs. Hudson take for 'her hip'?

-m0r

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And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
 
Posted by Davina
June 7, 2012 2:59 pm 		#123

Q. What medication does Mrs. Hudson take for  ' her hip'?

A. Herbal hippiness pills.


Q. Why does Sherlock only wear shirts with buttons on the cuffs?


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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
 
Posted by theCuriousOne
June 7, 2012 4:37 pm 		#124

Q. Why does Sherlock only wear shirts with buttons on the cuffs?

A. because John doesn't even try to teach Sherlock about fashion stuff..

Q : what if Sherlock has a beard?

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© unreasonablyme

I don't need a superheroes... I need hero just like Holmes. :3
 
Posted by sherlockskitty
June 7, 2012 4:55 pm 		#125

Q : what if Sherlock has a beard?


A.  Irene won't let him grow one.   


Q.   Why did Sherlock use a harpoon?

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SHERLOCK!!!!!!
 
Posted by Davina
June 7, 2012 4:55 pm 		#126

Q. What if Sherlock has a beard?

A. Then he'll look like the pilot Anderson.

Q. Why doesn't John wear Sherlock's coat?


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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
 
Posted by Tantalus
June 8, 2012 2:34 pm 		#127

Q.   Why did Sherlock use a harpoon?

A. To reach the bag of Quavers that had fallen behind the couch.

and...

Q. Why doesn't John wear Sherlock's coat?

A. Because then Sherlock wouldn't have a collar to turn up.

Q. What does Molly moonlight as?

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"Perfectly sound analysis. I was hoping you would go a little deeper."
 
Posted by Molly Hooper
June 8, 2012 2:43 pm 		#128

Will you shut up about QUAVERS! 

Q. What does Molly moonlight as?

A: She gives Irene a helping hand!


Q: What does Sherlock's Mum think of his career?

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I was wondering if you'd like to have coffee...
Hmm. I really don't know. Oh, I'm sorry, did I say 'know'? I meant 'care'. I don't really care. 
Douglas Richardson, Cremona
 
Posted by Tantalus
June 8, 2012 2:45 pm 		#129

Well, they do sound more appetizing than Vegemite or whatever that other thing was...

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"Perfectly sound analysis. I was hoping you would go a little deeper."
 
Posted by Molly Hooper
June 8, 2012 2:49 pm 		#130

MARMITE! You still haven't looked it up!
But yes it is gross!

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I was wondering if you'd like to have coffee...
Hmm. I really don't know. Oh, I'm sorry, did I say 'know'? I meant 'care'. I don't really care. 
Douglas Richardson, Cremona
 
Posted by Tantalus
June 8, 2012 2:50 pm 		#131

Think I'd like Twigglets better...

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"Perfectly sound analysis. I was hoping you would go a little deeper."
 
Posted by tobeornot221b
June 8, 2012 3:26 pm 		#132

Q: What does Sherlock's Mum think of his career?

A: She's relieved that he didn't become a pirate after all.


Q: What does Jim do in Bart's IT?

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John: "Have you spoken to Mycroft, Molly, uh, anyone?"
Mrs Hudson: "They don’t matter. You do."

I BELIEVE IN SERIES 5!




                                                                                                                  
 
Posted by Irene Adler
June 8, 2012 6:46 pm 		#133

Q: What does Jim do in Bart's IT?

A: He watches Glee online.

Q: Who is Mycroft's favourite actor?

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Waiting for a crazy man in a blue box to fall from the sky...

But the thing is, we've taken away all the things that can possibly have happened, so I suppose the only thing that's left, even though it seems really weird, must be the thing that did happen, in fact. (Miss Marple)

 
Posted by Tantalus
June 8, 2012 6:55 pm 		#134

Q: Who is Mycroft's favourite actor?

A. Stephen Fry

Q. What is Sherlock's favo[u]rite animal?

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"Perfectly sound analysis. I was hoping you would go a little deeper."
 
Posted by tobeornot221b
June 8, 2012 6:59 pm 		#135

Q. What is Sherlock's favo[u]rite animal?

A: The fly in the ointment.


Q: When does Sherlock usually go to bed?

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John: "Have you spoken to Mycroft, Molly, uh, anyone?"
Mrs Hudson: "They don’t matter. You do."

I BELIEVE IN SERIES 5!




                                                                                                                  
 
Posted by Tantalus
June 8, 2012 7:01 pm 		#136

Q: When does Sherlock usually go to bed?

A. Just after making brilliant deductions involving boomerangs and dominatrices.

Q. What avatar does John use on the "BBC Sherlock" forum?

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"Perfectly sound analysis. I was hoping you would go a little deeper."
 
Posted by Davina
June 8, 2012 8:42 pm 		#137

Q. When does Sherlock usually go to bed?

A. When Irene's drugged him there.

Q. What did Sherlock say to the assassin?

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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
 
Posted by Molly Hooper
June 8, 2012 8:47 pm 		#138

Uh,oh! It's all messed up again!

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I was wondering if you'd like to have coffee...
Hmm. I really don't know. Oh, I'm sorry, did I say 'know'? I meant 'care'. I don't really care. 
Douglas Richardson, Cremona
 
Posted by Davina
June 8, 2012 9:20 pm 		#139

The Sherlock World's gone mad!!
Try both questions and then set your own.

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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
 
Posted by Molly Hooper
June 8, 2012 9:34 pm 		#140

Q. What did Sherlock say to the assassin?

A: Hurt my friends and you may find yourself falling from a window!

Q. What avatar does John use on the "BBC Sherlock" forum?
A: this one!

Q: How did Sherlock know that Harry was John's (brother/sister?

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I was wondering if you'd like to have coffee...
Hmm. I really don't know. Oh, I'm sorry, did I say 'know'? I meant 'care'. I don't really care. 
Douglas Richardson, Cremona
 


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