BBC Sherlock Fan Forum - Serving Sherlockians since February 2012 / Creative insect disposal ideas needed

**Posted by saturnR** February 23, 2014 12:07 am

Other than squish with boot & chuck in bin, are there other ways to dispose of creepy crawleys (preferrably methods that keep them alive).

My current method involves: shove paper in front of insect; wait for him to get onto paper; run for my life to the door and chuck it out in the yard (but this method is very time consuming).

More ideas welcome. Maybe I should just get a cat or a dog; maybe they can eat the insects

**Posted by Russell** February 23, 2014 1:59 am

Huh…. you use only the paper? I always have trouble getting them to go on, or get antsy about the idea of them falling off/onto me (lol, yes, hence your 'run for life' comment . I always grab one of my cheap plastic containers, trap them under it if possible. Then take the paper (stiffer type works better) and slowly slide it under the container, 'scooting' if needed to get them completely on it and stay trapped under there, carefully pick it up, release outside. Granted, it takes a little bit of time, too, just easier….

**Posted by TeeJay** February 23, 2014 8:02 am

Glass over it, postcard slid under is also my preferred method. Of course that only works if you can reach the insect with a glass. Tried it on a spider last night, but it was half hidden behind a stair, so that in the end it scurried away.

**Posted by belis** February 23, 2014 9:24 am

Hoover them up with a vacuum cleaner. We feed insects to our pet lizards and after I have accidently spilt a box of locust they have been popping up from time to time in the Dyson for months afterwards. Completely unharmed may I add.

**Posted by TeeJay** February 23, 2014 9:29 am

I'm always leery of the vacuum cleaner method, because how can you be sure that the insect actually dies in the process? If I want to get rid of a spider, I want it out of my flat. What good is it if I hoover it up and then it comes crawling out of my hoover bag again? *shudders*

**Posted by tobeornot221b** February 23, 2014 10:46 am

Not creative but simple.
I would take them in my hand and bring them outdoors. (Bit cruel of me if it happens to be freezing outside, but well...)

**Posted by SusiGo** February 23, 2014 10:49 am

I have a plastic contraption in which I can trap the insect alive and put it outside.

**Posted by belis** February 23, 2014 1:14 pm

TeeJay wrote:
I'm always leery of the vacuum cleaner method, because how can you be sure that the insect actually dies in the process? If I want to get rid of a spider, I want it out of my flat. What good is it if I hoover it up and then it comes crawling out of my hoover bag again? *shudders*

Empty the hoover bag. ;) Bit time consuming for a single spider though.

**Posted by Davina** February 23, 2014 11:26 pm

Now I am going to be a compete pedant and state that spiders are not insects. They are arachnids.

**Posted by Fillyjonk** February 24, 2014 12:15 am

I once vacuumed up my pet gerbil. He was fat and sassy (and very dirty) inside the vacuum bag when we tore it open. So I posit that hoovering insects is unlikely to kill them.

Fillyjonk

**Posted by Harobed** February 24, 2014 3:36 am

WOW...you guys!
There are a ga-zillion insects in & on this planet...except for the odd praying mantis' or lady bugs who can help ones garden, why keep them alive?
I am sorry & really don't mean to offend, but insects are facinating to watch on television nature programs & are facinating to see in pictures & to read about, but, if I find one in my house, I cannot spray it fast enough (I keep a can of "insect-be-gone" (haha not its real name) under my kitchen sink)!
Centipedes are THEE WORST because of how big they are & how fast they can move & allll of those horrible little legs...YIKES...I'm creeping myself out here & getting itchy, ha ha, gotta go!

**Posted by Russell** February 24, 2014 4:31 am

Ha… well, I don't know anyone else's reasons, but (aside from some of the "pretty" ones), I'm really not crazy about bugs, so even more squicked with smashing them and having to clean it up. Plus just trying to not be cruel, I guess? (other than the unceremonious dumping outside, no matter where/the weather) Of course, I've only ever had to deal with minor critters and spiders… not like what you're talking about.

Last edited by Russell (February 24, 2014 7:17 am)

**Posted by Davina** February 24, 2014 9:04 am

Wasps! Eek! I have a real phobia. If one is in the same room I feel sick and have to run, run, run like the wind!

**Posted by besleybean** February 24, 2014 4:54 pm

I'm getting better. But these reactions are survival instincts.

**Posted by Davina** February 24, 2014 11:48 pm

Mine is nt an irrational fear (honestly). I have been stung so many times, often in unprovoked attacks that it s more of a conditioned response...to pain!

**Posted by besleybean** February 25, 2014 9:19 am

That's exactly what I meant.
It is completely rational to be afraid of wasps: they are aggressive and painful.

**Posted by Harobed** March 1, 2014 12:43 am

Wow, well from your responses, it sounds like we're all in agreement...those nasty little buggers gotta go!
...and that's In Any Way Possible...just live your lives little buggers...just NOT in our flats or houses, and if you happen to encounter us...well...prepare to be...crushed!
Sorry...all you fans of the creepy-crawlies...you need not fear of any of them becoming extinct...remember they number in the more-than-ga-zillions!

**Posted by besleybean** March 1, 2014 8:34 am

I hate bugs.
But I'm usually far too terified of them to get anywhere near killing them.
Flying ones I will try and encourage out.
Spiders I have to call for assistance.
I couldn't LIVE anywhere where there are roaches.

**Posted by saturnR** March 1, 2014 1:30 pm

besleybean wrote:
I couldn't LIVE anywhere where there are roaches.

depends on size I have always had a very intense phobia of roaches but recently, I found that the smaller ones I can (sort of) stand to be in the same room with.

**Posted by besleybean** March 1, 2014 1:35 pm

Aargh!