The Batch should "Mind the Gap."

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Posted by annamc
May 26, 2013 9:44 pm 		#1

Nothing against the nice lady who currently does the voice work, but I'd quite fancy having The Batch issuing me instructions and announcing station names on the Tube. The journey would just fly by.  Some folks would probably stay on a few stops longer just to enjoy his mellifluous tones.

Probably shouldn't do it in character as Sherlock, though.  "Mind the gap, you morons," wouldn't go over so well with those unfamiliar with the joys of being sneered at by Sherlock.

Anna M.C.

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Posted by SusiGo
May 26, 2013 9:46 pm 		#2

Could be dangerous. Think of all the poor women fainting and thudding on the platforms. 

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Posted by annamc
May 26, 2013 10:00 pm 		#3

Once again, the dreaded Health and Safety ruins all the fun.

Anna M.C.

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Will happily pay the annual license fee for legal US iPlayer access. BBC lawyers, *please* take my money.
 
Posted by Russell
May 27, 2013 12:16 am 		#4

Oi....  I can just imagine authorities getting concerned when there is a rise in complaints and number of people nearly fainting or just plain zoning out, standing in place listening to his voice and causing a back-up in crowd... or even on the tube, with forgetting to get off!!!      

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