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Posted by MartaSt
May 19, 2014 6:06 pm
#21

Jaguar with Benedict as a driver - all inclusive


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"Hey, chief, I might be wrong, but I think we're flying into a mountain. This makes me feel... scared of the mountain.
One thing we could do is pull up and fly over the mountain. How does that sound to...
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Posted by JNinSoCal
May 19, 2014 6:10 pm
#22

Yesterday, my Grandson was goofing off with my iPhone having a conversation with Siri, which was pretty funny.

What I need, is for Benedict to talk to me thru my phone---just call me Sexy or Baby...

 
Posted by Russell
May 19, 2014 6:45 pm
#23

JNinSoCal wrote:

If my GPS had Benedict's voice, I would never be able to leave my garage.

 
Lol.  Aww, of course you would, JN!  You'd go out and make lots of wrong turns so it would keep 'recalculating' and admonishing you where to go! 

(and Oi… Ben's voice for Siri?  I'd be ded.  )


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We solve crimes, I blog about it, and he forgets his pants.  I wouldn't hold out too much hope!

Just this morning you were all tiny and small and made of clay!

I'm working my way up the greasy pole.  It's… very greasy.  And…  pole-shaped.
 
Posted by Le Bear Polar
June 7, 2014 2:54 pm
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Posted by This Is The Phantom Lady
June 7, 2014 6:01 pm
#25

*Bites lip hard*

Oh holy heck


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Posted by clareiow
June 7, 2014 7:04 pm
#26

Just when you think it can't be topped he comes out with that?!?

Jesus Benedict are you trying to kill us all???


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I'm clueing for looks

 
Posted by This Is The Phantom Lady
June 7, 2014 7:26 pm
#27

That does seem to be his plan...

I feel so faint listening to it. Oh deary me


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"Don't talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street!"

"Oh Watson. Nothing made me... I made me"
"Luuuuurve Ginger Nuts"

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#IbelieveInSeries5
 
Posted by Russell
June 7, 2014 10:54 pm
#28

         
I….  I, uh, need to go listen to that a couple more times.   For science.


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We solve crimes, I blog about it, and he forgets his pants.  I wouldn't hold out too much hope!

Just this morning you were all tiny and small and made of clay!

I'm working my way up the greasy pole.  It's… very greasy.  And…  pole-shaped.
 
Posted by Marta
June 8, 2014 2:32 pm
#29

They do it on purpose. They gather in a conference room and think: "Okay, so we have Benedict Cumberbatch's sexy voice. What should he say to make the fans explode?" And they write down ideas. I'm sure the man who wrote "There's really no need to shout. Unless you really want to" got an axtra money.


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Quidquid Latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
 
Posted by Zatoichi
June 8, 2014 9:12 pm
#30

Russell wrote:


I…. I, uh, need to go listen to that a couple more times. For science.



Marta wrote:

They do it on purpose. They gather in a conference room and think: "Okay, so we have Benedict Cumberbatch's sexy voice. What should he say to make the fans explode?" And they write down ideas. I'm sure the man who wrote "There's really no need to shout. Unless you really want to" got an axtra money.

 
My thoughts exactly.. although I´d give all the extra money to the dude who came up with the "complete control of the situation"-line 

 


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