Daft, that's right.... I start with a part of the first one:

S: Oh Watson, how long ago did we solve our last case?
W: 5 minutes, Sherlock!?
S: I wonder when we will stumble over our next case....

S: OMG, Watson!
W: Yes, Sherlock?
S: Your shoe's untied!

EPIC FAIL

S: Time of death?
W: Half past nine.
S: Time for a "Knoppers"  (German advertising. "Half past nine in Germany - time for a Knoppers" http://www.knoppers.de/de  )

S: Watson, search this man for clues!
- finds paper -
S: What? What?
W: Why does it take so long?
S: It is "see over" on both sides! The puzzle is unsolvable.

Someone else may go on.... 

Last edited by Mattlocked (November 10, 2012 11:34 pm)