John defends his moustache by saying...

"Absolutely yes - after all you put me through!"
"But it's canon!"
"Couldn't you have thought about that before JUMPING OFF A BUILDING!"
"Definitely popular with the ladies, Mary likes it very much."
"Ever heard of Movember?"
"Facial hair is very 'in' at the moment"
"Greg said I should give it a try."
"Have your own one and you'll see how well it works."
"It suits me. I like it."
"'John Watson' - the name alone implies a mustache, don't you see?"
"Knitwear and moustaches go together well."
'Look, I was in shock - I needed a … moustache."
"My full beard didn't look half as nice."
"No, Sherlock, my moustache isn't a fake. Don't you dare to touch it!"
"Oh come on, just close your eyes while you kiss me, and everything will be just fine!"
"Phhhhhh!"
"Quiet! Just listen to it rustle."
"Right, Sherlock. You envy me. Just go and grow your own."
"Shave me then...!"

"Too late Sherlock. It's love! Moustache and me against the world!"

John defends his moustache by saying...

"Absolutely yes - after all you put me through!"
"But it's canon!"
"Couldn't you have thought about that before JUMPING OFF A BUILDING!"
"Definitely popular with the ladies, Mary likes it very much."
"Ever heard of Movember?"
"Facial hair is very 'in' at the moment"
"Greg said I should give it a try."
"Have your own one and you'll see how well it works."
"It suits me. I like it."
"'John Watson' - the name alone implies a mustache, don't you see?"
"Knitwear and moustaches go together well."
'Look, I was in shock - I needed a … moustache."
"My full beard didn't look half as nice."
"No, Sherlock, my moustache isn't a fake. Don't you dare to touch it!"
"Oh come on, just close your eyes while you kiss me, and everything will be just fine!"
"Phhhhhh!"
"Quiet! Just listen to it rustle."
"Right, Sherlock. You envy me. Just go and grow your own."
"Shave me then...!"
"Too late Sherlock. It's love! Moustache and me against the world!"
"Under this moustache hides... Nothing!"

"Very funny.  Now go away.  It's fine.  It's all fine."

Xtremely funny. Now go away before I punch you.

John defends his moustache by saying...

"Absolutely yes - after all you put me through!"
"But it's canon!"
"Couldn't you have thought about that before JUMPING OFF A BUILDING!"
"Definitely popular with the ladies, Mary likes it very much."
"Ever heard of Movember?"
"Facial hair is very 'in' at the moment"
"Greg said I should give it a try."
"Have your own one and you'll see how well it works."
"It suits me. I like it."
"'John Watson' - the name alone implies a mustache, don't you see?"
"Knitwear and moustaches go together well."
'Look, I was in shock - I needed a … moustache."
"My full beard didn't look half as nice."
"No, Sherlock, my moustache isn't a fake. Don't you dare to touch it!"
"Oh come on, just close your eyes while you kiss me, and everything will be just fine!"
"Phhhhhh!"
"Quiet! Just listen to it rustle."
"Right, Sherlock. You envy me. Just go and grow your own."
"Shave me then...!"
"Too late Sherlock. It's love! Moustache and me against the world!"
"Under this moustache hides... Nothing!"
"Very funny.  Now go away.  It's fine.  It's all fine."
"Why should I listen to the opinion of a dead man?"
"Xtremely funny. Now go away before I punch you."
"You have no idea what it feels like to kiss me with that moustache. Wanna try?"

"Zero compromise on my beloved moustache, Sherlock. It will stay with us."

Harriet wrote:

Did we already have "Things Sherlock says about Fanfic"? Do you like the idea?

Interesting idea. Haven't thought about it yet...

Things Sherlock says about Fanfic

Awesome! Admirable! Astonishing!

Better not start with it. Could be addictive.

Anderson! What are YOU doing here?

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Things Sherlock says about Fanfic

Awesome! Admirable! Astonishing!
Better not start with it. Could be addictive.
Come here, John, we have to try this!

Does my skin really look like marble?
 

Things Sherlock says about Fanfic

Awesome! Admirable! Astonishing!
Better not start with it. Could be addictive.
Come here, John, we have to try this!
Does my skin really look like marble?
Eating disorder? Nonsense! Let's go to Angelo's, John!

Finest Egyptian cotton? Nothing but silk for me.

Things Sherlock says about Fanfic

Awesome! Admirable! Astonishing!
Better not start with it. Could be addictive.
Come here, John, we have to try this!
Does my skin really look like marble?
Eating disorder? Nonsense! Let's go to Angelo's, John!
Finest Egyptian cotton? Nothing but silk for me.
Give me more of this. It cures my boredom!

How can they know about the cocaine?
 

Things Sherlock says about Fanfic

Awesome! Admirable! Astonishing!
Better not start with it. Could be addictive.
Come here, John, we have to try this!
Does my skin really look like marble?
Eating disorder? Nonsense! Let's go to Angelo's, John!
Finest Egyptian cotton? Nothing but silk for me.
Give me more of this. It cures my boredom!
How can they know about the cocaine?
Interesting, John. One more bedtime story, please. 

John, hand me the tissues! It's "Alone on the water".