Sherlock sees John's moustache and the first thing he says is...

"Absolutely not!"
"Beautiful - for a seal."
"Chop it off before you return to the flat."/"Clever disguise - now go and shave!"
"Disgusting. No kisses until it's gone!"
"Exceptional. Exceptionally disagreeable."
"Fine. Why not grow a full beard right away?"
"Go away. No, don't go away. But hide your face, please."
"Hahahaha!"
"Is this you, John, or Edward Hardwicke?"
"John, my John, I'm so sorry. If I had known that it would do this to you, I wouldn't have faked my death."
"Kind of  seems a bit Magnum P.I."
"Let's shave! Immediately!"
"Mycroft!! You could have warned me!"
"Now that I'm back, you might want to rethink that... thing, John!"
"Oh, what a cute little beard. Let me kiss you and see if it tickles."
 "Punch me in the face, John! A...beard? Seems I can't trust the evidence of my own eyes any more..."
"Questions? You have questions? So do I: Where's the shaver?"
"Questioning your masculinity again, trying to compensate?"
"Really?"
"Shall we begin? And get rid of this right now?"
"There seems to be a dead animal on your lip, John."
"Ummm...who are you? Where's John?"
"Very odd welcome back surprise, that really wasn't necessary."
"Why?"
"Xerese® seems to have an unusual side effect of hair growth on you."
"You didn't honestly expect to get away with this, did you, John?"

"Zit concealer? Or what is this...item supposed to be?"

John defends his moustache by saying...

"Absolutely yes - after all you put me through!"
 

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John defends his moustache by saying...

"Absolutely yes - after all you put me through!"

"But it's canon!"

 
"Couldn't you have thought about that before JUMPING OFF A BUILDING!"

Ever heard of Mo for Movember?

John defends his moustache by saying...

"Absolutely yes - after all you put me through!"
"But it's canon!"
"Couldn't you have thought about that before JUMPING OFF A BUILDING!"
"Definitely popular with the ladies, Mary likes it very much."
"Ever heard of Movember?"
"Facial hair is very 'in' at the moment"

"Greg said I should give it a try."
 

John defends his moustache by saying...

"Absolutely yes - after all you put me through!"
"But it's canon!"
"Couldn't you have thought about that before JUMPING OFF A BUILDING!"
"Definitely popular with the ladies, Mary likes it very much."
"Ever heard of Movember?"
"Facial hair is very 'in' at the moment"
"Greg said I should give it a try."
"Have your own one and you'll see how well it works."

"It suits me. I like it."

John defends his moustache by saying...

"Absolutely yes - after all you put me through!"
"But it's canon!"
"Couldn't you have thought about that before JUMPING OFF A BUILDING!"
"Definitely popular with the ladies, Mary likes it very much."
"Ever heard of Movember?"
"Facial hair is very 'in' at the moment"
"Greg said I should give it a try."
"Have your own one and you'll see how well it works."
"It suits me. I like it."
"'John Watson' - the name alone implies a mustache, don't you see?"

"Knitwear and moustaches go together well."

John defends his moustache by saying...

"Absolutely yes - after all you put me through!"
"But it's canon!"
"Couldn't you have thought about that before JUMPING OFF A BUILDING!"
"Definitely popular with the ladies, Mary likes it very much."
"Ever heard of Movember?"
"Facial hair is very 'in' at the moment"
"Greg said I should give it a try."
"Have your own one and you'll see how well it works."
"It suits me. I like it."
"'John Watson' - the name alone implies a mustache, don't you see?"
"Knitwear and moustaches go together well."
'Look, I was in shock - I needed a … moustache."

"My full beard didn't look half as nice."

John defends his moustache by saying...

"Absolutely yes - after all you put me through!"
"But it's canon!"
"Couldn't you have thought about that before JUMPING OFF A BUILDING!"
"Definitely popular with the ladies, Mary likes it very much."
"Ever heard of Movember?"
"Facial hair is very 'in' at the moment"
"Greg said I should give it a try."
"Have your own one and you'll see how well it works."
"It suits me. I like it."
"'John Watson' - the name alone implies a mustache, don't you see?"
"Knitwear and moustaches go together well."
'Look, I was in shock - I needed a … moustache."
"My full beard didn't look half as nice."
"No, Sherlock, my moustache isn't a fake. Don't you dare to touch it!"

"Oh come on, just close your eyes while you kiss me, and everything will be just fine!"

John defends his moustache by saying...

"Absolutely yes - after all you put me through!"
"But it's canon!"
"Couldn't you have thought about that before JUMPING OFF A BUILDING!"
"Definitely popular with the ladies, Mary likes it very much."
"Ever heard of Movember?"
"Facial hair is very 'in' at the moment"
"Greg said I should give it a try."
"Have your own one and you'll see how well it works."
"It suits me. I like it."
"'John Watson' - the name alone implies a mustache, don't you see?"
"Knitwear and moustaches go together well."
'Look, I was in shock - I needed a … moustache."
"My full beard didn't look half as nice."
"No, Sherlock, my moustache isn't a fake. Don't you dare to touch it!"
"Oh come on, just close your eyes while you kiss me, and everything will be just fine!"
"Phhhhhh!"

"Quiet! Just listen to it rustle."