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Re: Fan Fiction Addicts General Round Table Discusion - ADULT CONTENT
Good lord, how many pages back did this convo start? Lol. *cough* I think it was actually me that said the hospital/first aid kit one *blush*
Ah yes, the shampoo. Good one.
Not sure I follow you on the sleeping one though.
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Wholocked wrote:
Not sure I follow you on the sleeping one though.
Well, what I mean is that they never sleep in one bed just side by side, they sleep with their bodies entangled and really close and curled up. I read this constantly, but maybe that's just me. 
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I think you are right, Solar. They like spooning and burying their nose in the other one's hair. 
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John loves to run his hand through Sherlock's curls.
This discusion has been a lot of fun.
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One or the other will notice the smile that is reserved only for themselves.
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I came across a survey for AO3 users on tumblr yesterday and thought I should share it. I'm curious what the results will be.
Back to the topic of Johnlock clichés: At one point Mrs Hudson will walk in on them while they're kissing or making out. That happens in every story. 
And there will always be at least one scene in a taxi.
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Sherlock hates to be touched - except by John.
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Someone's getting slammed against a wall and snogged till they're cross-eyed!
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Sorry, postscript: I just encountered "Myc" and "Locket" together in one fic. This is awful. 
But then the fic wasn't good either.
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Here's the end result on my Tumblr
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I recognized so much of these in the fics I read yesterday. OMG, I will never be able to read Johnlock again, without focus on these points 
. I thought about making a bingo-card, and observe how long it will take until one row is finished, could be an interessting experiment 
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Great idea about the Bingo cards. Might be even funnier than Cluedo. 
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"It is what it is says love." (Erich Fried)
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OH MY GOD I HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO DO THAT!!
Randomly generated 5 x 5 or 4 x 4 bingo cards! *squee*
ETA: Found one! Check it out:
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Here's the end result on my Tumblr
Great! And like stoertebeker already mentioned, I probably won't be able to read another fan fic again without having these things in mind all the time.
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Jesus fucking christ guys that post has over 1000 notes already!!!!
And it apparently started a discussion as well. 
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John's oatmeal jumper.
(Which Martin Freeman actually purchased for John)
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Beware of dragons for you are crunchy and go well with ketchup
Dr. Horribles sing along blog
You people all have to learn
This world is going to burn
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Which is John's fav and Sherlock wants to burn it *nod*
Oh we forgot Sherlock's ignorance of all things pop culture, and John's love for Bond films and/or Doctor Who
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Jesus fucking christ guys that post has over 1000 notes already!!!!
And it apparently started a discussion as well.
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Did we leave out John always has to pay the taxi fare?
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Beware of dragons for you are crunchy and go well with ketchup
Dr. Horribles sing along blog
You people all have to learn
This world is going to burn
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(yeah, it’s two r’s. H, O, R, R, yeah right.)
Burn
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Yes and there was something else I was thinking about earlier while reading this Pride and Prejudice AU fic but now I've forgotten.
(That post on Tumblr has more than doubled my followers. I am a leetle scared!)
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