Sherlock sees John's moustache and the first thing he says is...

"Absolutely not!"
"Beautiful - for a seal."
"Chop it off before you return to the flat."/"Clever disguise - now go and shave!"
"Disgusting. No kisses until it's gone!"
"Exceptional. Exceptionally disagreeable."
"Fine. Why not grow a full beard right away?"
"Go away. No, don't go away. But hide your face, please."
"Hahahaha!"
 
"Is this you, John, or Edward Hardwicke?"

Sherlock sees John's moustache and the first thing he says is...

"Absolutely not!"
"Beautiful - for a seal."
"Chop it off before you return to the flat."/"Clever disguise - now go and shave!"
"Disgusting. No kisses until it's gone!"
"Exceptional. Exceptionally disagreeable."
"Fine. Why not grow a full beard right away?"
"Go away. No, don't go away. But hide your face, please."
"Hahahaha!"
"Is this you, John, or Edward Hardwicke?"

"John, my John, I'm so sorry. If I had known that it would do this to you, I wouldn't have faked my death."

Last edited by SolarSystem (September 26, 2013 10:05 pm)

Sherlock sees John's moustache and the first thing he says is...

"Absolutely not!"
"Beautiful - for a seal."
"Chop it off before you return to the flat."/"Clever disguise - now go and shave!"
"Disgusting. No kisses until it's gone!"
"Exceptional. Exceptionally disagreeable."
"Fine. Why not grow a full beard right away?"
"Go away. No, don't go away. But hide your face, please."
"Hahahaha!"
"Is this you, John, or Edward Hardwicke?"
"John, my John, I'm so sorry. If I had known that it would do this to you, I wouldn't have faked my death."
"Kind of  seems a bit Magnum P.I."

"Let's shave! Immediately!"

Sherlock sees John's moustache and the first thing he says is...

"Absolutely not!"
"Beautiful - for a seal."
"Chop it off before you return to the flat."/"Clever disguise - now go and shave!"
"Disgusting. No kisses until it's gone!"
"Exceptional. Exceptionally disagreeable."
"Fine. Why not grow a full beard right away?"
"Go away. No, don't go away. But hide your face, please."
"Hahahaha!"
"Is this you, John, or Edward Hardwicke?"
"John, my John, I'm so sorry. If I had known that it would do this to you, I wouldn't have faked my death."
"Kind of  seems a bit Magnum P.I."
"Let's shave! Immediately!"
"Mycroft!! You could have warned me!"

"Now that I'm back, you might want to rethink that... thing, John!"

Sherlock sees John's moustache and the first thing he says is...

"Absolutely not!"
"Beautiful - for a seal."
"Chop it off before you return to the flat."/"Clever disguise - now go and shave!"
"Disgusting. No kisses until it's gone!"
"Exceptional. Exceptionally disagreeable."
"Fine. Why not grow a full beard right away?"
"Go away. No, don't go away. But hide your face, please."
"Hahahaha!"
"Is this you, John, or Edward Hardwicke?"
"John, my John, I'm so sorry. If I had known that it would do this to you, I wouldn't have faked my death."
"Kind of  seems a bit Magnum P.I."
"Let's shave! Immediately!"
"Mycroft!! You could have warned me!"
"Now that I'm back, you might want to rethink that... thing, John!"
"Oh, what a cute little beard. Let me kiss you and see if it tickles."
 
"Punch me in the face, John! A...beard? Seems I can't trust the evidence of my own eyes any more..."

Sherlock sees John's moustache and the first thing he says is...

"Absolutely not!"
"Beautiful - for a seal."
"Chop it off before you return to the flat."/"Clever disguise - now go and shave!"
"Disgusting. No kisses until it's gone!"
"Exceptional. Exceptionally disagreeable."
"Fine. Why not grow a full beard right away?"
"Go away. No, don't go away. But hide your face, please."
"Hahahaha!"
"Is this you, John, or Edward Hardwicke?"
"John, my John, I'm so sorry. If I had known that it would do this to you, I wouldn't have faked my death."
"Kind of  seems a bit Magnum P.I."
"Let's shave! Immediately!"
"Mycroft!! You could have warned me!"
"Now that I'm back, you might want to rethink that... thing, John!"
"Oh, what a cute little beard. Let me kiss you and see if it tickles."
"Punch me in the face, John! A...beard? Seems I can't trust the evidence of my own eyes any more..."

"Questioning your masculinity again, trying to compensate?"
 

Sherlock sees John's moustache and the first thing he says is...

"Absolutely not!"
"Beautiful - for a seal."
"Chop it off before you return to the flat."/"Clever disguise - now go and shave!"
"Disgusting. No kisses until it's gone!"
"Exceptional. Exceptionally disagreeable."
"Fine. Why not grow a full beard right away?"
"Go away. No, don't go away. But hide your face, please."
"Hahahaha!"
"Is this you, John, or Edward Hardwicke?"
"John, my John, I'm so sorry. If I had known that it would do this to you, I wouldn't have faked my death."
"Kind of  seems a bit Magnum P.I."
"Let's shave! Immediately!"
"Mycroft!! You could have warned me!"
"Now that I'm back, you might want to rethink that... thing, John!"
"Oh, what a cute little beard. Let me kiss you and see if it tickles."
 "Punch me in the face, John! A...beard? Seems I can't trust the evidence of my own eyes any more..."
"Questions? You have questions? So do I: Where's the shaver?"
"Questioning your masculinity again, trying to compensate?"

"Really?"

Sherlock sees John's moustache and the first thing he says is...

"Absolutely not!"
"Beautiful - for a seal."
"Chop it off before you return to the flat."/"Clever disguise - now go and shave!"
"Disgusting. No kisses until it's gone!"
"Exceptional. Exceptionally disagreeable."
"Fine. Why not grow a full beard right away?"
"Go away. No, don't go away. But hide your face, please."
"Hahahaha!"
"Is this you, John, or Edward Hardwicke?"
"John, my John, I'm so sorry. If I had known that it would do this to you, I wouldn't have faked my death."
"Kind of  seems a bit Magnum P.I."
"Let's shave! Immediately!"
"Mycroft!! You could have warned me!"
"Now that I'm back, you might want to rethink that... thing, John!"
"Oh, what a cute little beard. Let me kiss you and see if it tickles."
 "Punch me in the face, John! A...beard? Seems I can't trust the evidence of my own eyes any more..."
"Questions? You have questions? So do I: Where's the shaver?"
"Questioning your masculinity again, trying to compensate?"
"Really?"
"Shall we begin? And get rid of this right now?"

"There seems to be a dead animal on your lip, John."

Sherlock sees John's moustache and the first thing he says is...

"Absolutely not!"
"Beautiful - for a seal."
"Chop it off before you return to the flat."/"Clever disguise - now go and shave!"
"Disgusting. No kisses until it's gone!"
"Exceptional. Exceptionally disagreeable."
"Fine. Why not grow a full beard right away?"
"Go away. No, don't go away. But hide your face, please."
"Hahahaha!"
"Is this you, John, or Edward Hardwicke?"
"John, my John, I'm so sorry. If I had known that it would do this to you, I wouldn't have faked my death."
"Kind of  seems a bit Magnum P.I."
"Let's shave! Immediately!"
"Mycroft!! You could have warned me!"
"Now that I'm back, you might want to rethink that... thing, John!"
"Oh, what a cute little beard. Let me kiss you and see if it tickles."
 "Punch me in the face, John! A...beard? Seems I can't trust the evidence of my own eyes any more..."
"Questions? You have questions? So do I: Where's the shaver?"
"Questioning your masculinity again, trying to compensate?"
"Really?"
"Shall we begin? And get rid of this right now?"
"There seems to be a dead animal on your lip, John."
"Ummm...who are you? Where's John?"

"Very odd welcome back surprise, that really wasn't necessary."

Sherlock sees John's moustache and the first thing he says is...

"Absolutely not!"
"Beautiful - for a seal."
"Chop it off before you return to the flat."/"Clever disguise - now go and shave!"
"Disgusting. No kisses until it's gone!"
"Exceptional. Exceptionally disagreeable."
"Fine. Why not grow a full beard right away?"
"Go away. No, don't go away. But hide your face, please."
"Hahahaha!"
"Is this you, John, or Edward Hardwicke?"
"John, my John, I'm so sorry. If I had known that it would do this to you, I wouldn't have faked my death."
"Kind of  seems a bit Magnum P.I."
"Let's shave! Immediately!"
"Mycroft!! You could have warned me!"
"Now that I'm back, you might want to rethink that... thing, John!"
"Oh, what a cute little beard. Let me kiss you and see if it tickles."
 "Punch me in the face, John! A...beard? Seems I can't trust the evidence of my own eyes any more..."
"Questions? You have questions? So do I: Where's the shaver?"
"Questioning your masculinity again, trying to compensate?"
"Really?"
"Shall we begin? And get rid of this right now?"
"There seems to be a dead animal on your lip, John."
"Ummm...who are you? Where's John?"
"Very odd welcome back surprise, that really wasn't necessary."
"Xerese® seems to have an unusual side effect of hair growth on you."

"Why?"        ('W' had been skipped... maybe was obvious.   )