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June 1, 2012 12:37 pm  #61


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Q. Why does Sherlock play the violin?

A. he never learn play trumpet


Q.  why does John doesn't have Facebook account?


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June 1, 2012 7:41 pm  #62


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Q.  why does John doesn't have Facebook account?

A. He had one, but he canceled it when the stock he bought dropped to half its opening price.

Q. Why does Moriarty always chew gum?


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June 1, 2012 7:59 pm  #63


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Q. Why does Moriarty always chew gum?

A.  To prevent cavities.   Has no time to brush.

Q.  How many kids does Lestrade have?

 

June 1, 2012 9:01 pm  #64


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Q.  How many kids does Lestrade have?

A. Lestrade has five kids and is good at footbal.

Q. Who is Anthea?


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But the thing is, we've taken away all the things that can possibly have happened, so I suppose the only thing that's left, even though it seems really weird, must be the thing that did happen, in fact. (Miss Marple)

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June 1, 2012 9:34 pm  #65


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Q. Who is Anthea?

A. She is world champion Angry Birds player.

Q. Sweat did Sherlock buy Mycroft for Christmas?


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June 1, 2012 9:34 pm  #66


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Q. What did Sherlock buy Mycroft for Christmas?


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June 2, 2012 3:30 am  #67


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Q. What did Sherlock buy Mycroft for Christmas?

A. A recording of Franklin Roosevelt's "Fireside Chats".

Q. What are Molly's two best features?


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June 2, 2012 4:17 am  #68


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Q. What are Molly's two best features?

A:  She's a snappy dresser,   and she counts.

Q:  Where did Sherlock learn to drive?

 

June 2, 2012 9:53 am  #69


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Q:  Where did Sherlock learn to drive?

A : before Sherlock meet Henry Knight

Q : the usual dishes cooked by Sherlock?


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June 2, 2012 10:06 am  #70


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Q. The usual dishes cooked by Sherlock?

A. Red herrings on toast.

Q. Why doesn't John ever drive?


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June 2, 2012 11:42 pm  #71


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Q. Why doesn't John ever drive?

A.  He actually can,  it's just a psychosomatic block.

Q.  What's in Mrs. Hudson's refrigerator?

 

June 3, 2012 7:10 am  #72


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Q.  What's in Mrs. Hudson's refrigerator?

A: bwraaiinss for znack...

Q: could John defeat Sherlock in plant vs zombie?


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June 3, 2012 5:32 pm  #73


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A: Well, duh! He was in the army!!

Q: How can you tell that Sherlock is bored?


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June 3, 2012 8:24 pm  #74


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Q. How can you tell that Sherlock is bored?

A. When the wall in the flat looks like Swiss cheese.

Q. Why don't the boys dust the flat?


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June 3, 2012 8:45 pm  #75


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Q. Why don't the boys dust the flat?

A. Because dust is eloquent. It persuades the boys to leave it alone.


Q. What does Mrs Hudson need a new dress for?


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June 3, 2012 9:00 pm  #76


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Q. What does Mrs. Hudson need a new dress for?

A. Ask Mr. Chatteerjee not me!

Q. What did John buy Sherlock for Christmas?

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June 4, 2012 1:13 am  #77


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Q. What did John buy Sherlock for Christmas?

A. The complete works of Edgar Allan Poe.

Q. Who is Sherlock's hero?


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June 4, 2012 10:03 am  #78


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Q. Who is Sherlock's hero?

A. Captain Hook 

Q. What is Molly's favourite book?


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Waiting for a crazy man in a blue box to fall from the sky...

But the thing is, we've taken away all the things that can possibly have happened, so I suppose the only thing that's left, even though it seems really weird, must be the thing that did happen, in fact. (Miss Marple)

http://lavellesmiscellany.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/irene-adler.jpg?w=490&h=200&crop=1
 

June 4, 2012 10:16 am  #79


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Q: What is Molly's favourite book?

A: Mog and the V.E.T. (one of my favourite books when I was young! )

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Q: What is Sherlock's middle name?


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I was wondering if you'd like to have coffee...
Hmm. I really don't know. Oh, I'm sorry, did I say 'know'? I meant 'care'. I don't really care. 
Douglas Richardson, Cremona
 

June 4, 2012 6:36 pm  #80


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Q: What is Sherlock's middle name?

A. Fred

Q. What is John Watson's middle name?


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