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WHAT CULTURE!: 4 Things Everyone Wants From Sherlock
Just ran across this article.
IMO one of the most stupid I've read in a long time, would make a perfect satire.
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Re: WHAT CULTURE!: 4 Things Everyone Wants From Sherlock
Yes, well, I almost fell asleep again while reading it. The author reads a bit like a Johnlock hater, but what can you say... Those are definitely not the four things everyone wants from series 3. 
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Re: WHAT CULTURE!: 4 Things Everyone Wants From Sherlock
That's really all I have to say:
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- Mattlocked
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Re: WHAT CULTURE!: 4 Things Everyone Wants From Sherlock
I am flattered:
Aren’t we all tired of the John/Lock shippers? You know the type: usually young girls.....
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Re: WHAT CULTURE!: 4 Things Everyone Wants From Sherlock
LOL If only they knew … But honestly, how boring and prosaic do they want Sherlock to be? Besides, wasn't series 2 about showing him as being sometimes in the wrong or vulnerable or more caring than before?
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"To fake the death of one sibling may be regarded as a misfortune; to fake the death of both looks like carelessness." Oscar Wilde about Mycroft Holmes
"It is what it is says love." (Erich Fried)
“Enjoy the journey of life and not just the endgame. I’m also a great believer in treating others as you would like to be treated.” (Benedict Cumberbatch)
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...I feel so young...
Why is there a picture of Molly at point 2?
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Re: WHAT CULTURE!: 4 Things Everyone Wants From Sherlock
LOL - and now I'm off for a little shrieking and jeering, my splendid hobbies since I've been here
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Re: WHAT CULTURE!: 4 Things Everyone Wants From Sherlock
Well that article (apart from the small amount of research into the canon) must have taken very little time to write. Honestly, it is rubbish! I cannot be bothered to waste my time dissecting it!
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Re: WHAT CULTURE!: 4 Things Everyone Wants From Sherlock
The person who wrote that obviously does not watch the same show we do.
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Re: WHAT CULTURE!: 4 Things Everyone Wants From Sherlock
Schmiezi wrote:
...I feel so young...
Me too, Schmiezi, me too! 
Apart from that- the only four things I'd want from Sherlock personally are:
1. a kiss
2. another kiss
3. a third kiss
4. more kisses
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Apart from that- the only four things I'd want from Sherlock personally are:
1. a kiss
2. another kiss
3. a third kiss
4. more kisses
...
5. hugs
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Apart from that- the only four things I'd want from Sherlock personally are:
1. a kiss
2. another kiss
3. a third kiss
4. more kisses
...5. hugs
V. good!
6. sharing a blanket *whistles innocently*
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Apart from that- the only four things I'd want from Sherlock personally are:
1. a kiss
2. another kiss
3. a third kiss
4. more kisses
...5. hugs
V. good!
6. sharing a blanket *whistles innocently*
7. angsty stuff
8. more hugs and kisses
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"Quick, man, if you love me."
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5. hugsV. good!
6. sharing a blanket *whistles innocently*7. angsty stuff
8. more hugs and kisses
9. a bit of violin play between all the hugging and kissing
10. Sherlock reading something aloud
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The only things Kerkerian and Schmiezi would want from Sherlock Series 3 personally are:
1. a kiss
2. another kiss
3. a third kiss
4. more kisses
5. hugs
6. sharing a blanket *whistles innocently*
7. angsty stuff
8. more hugs and kisses
9. a bit of violin play between all the hugging and kissing
10. Sherlock reading something aloud (no matter what, who cares!)
11. Sherlock doing something romantic for John
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Re: WHAT CULTURE!: 4 Things Everyone Wants From Sherlock
How about Mrs Hudson bringing some refreshment in between?
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Re: WHAT CULTURE!: 4 Things Everyone Wants From Sherlock
12. I want some really tight shirts and nice suits for Sherlock and
13. a very flattering super soft Cashmere sweater for John
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"It is what it is says love." (Erich Fried)
“Enjoy the journey of life and not just the endgame. I’m also a great believer in treating others as you would like to be treated.” (Benedict Cumberbatch)
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Re: WHAT CULTURE!: 4 Things Everyone Wants From Sherlock
We're so easy to please...
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Sherlock: "You're all obsessed! I'm not going to hug or kiss anyone (not even John)!"
Fandom: "But-"
Sherlock: "No buts!"
John (puppy eyes): "But-"
Sherlock: "Shhhh- not now! I'm pretending not to be interested so they'll leave us in peace!"
Fandom: "We heard that!"
Sherlock: "Okay. This calls for desperate measures..."
Mycroft: "How can I help you, brother dear?"
Sherlock: "It pains me to say so, but I need you-" (Fandom: "Aaaawwww!!!")
Sherlock: "Shut UP! This is entirely your fault!"
Mycroft: "Do you want me to take care of them?"
John: "Take care of them?"
Sherlock: "Yes." Nearly chokes on the next word: "Please."
Fandom: "WTF?- Argh! My internet just broke!"
Sherlock: "Hehehe- come here, gorgeou- I mean, John."
John: "As you wish..."
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"Why, why? I mean, why, why?"
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