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Q. How did Sherlock recognise members of the Black Lotus Tong?
A. They all drove around in Black Lotuses. (A Lotus is a car too).
Q. Why does Sherlock wear a purple shirt?
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Q. Why does Sherlock wear a purple shirt?
A. Because sex doesn't alarm him.*
Q. What is in fact Mycorft's umbrella? (we all know it's not just an umbrella)
* P.S. In case of doubt, search the Internet for "the purple shirt of sex" 
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But the thing is, we've taken away all the things that can possibly have happened, so I suppose the only thing that's left, even though it seems really weird, must be the thing that did happen, in fact. (Miss Marple)
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Q. What is in fact Mycorft's umbrella? (we all know it's not just an umbrella)
A. Actually, it is an umbrella, but it has the special feature of allowing Mycroft to fly, Mary-Poppins style, high above London.
Q. Whose thumbs does Mrs. Hudson find in the boys' fridge?
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(That's weird! I was going to ask the same question!)
Q. Whose thumbs does Mrs. Hudson find in the boys' fridge?
A. Several engineers. (Read The Adventure of the Engineer's Thumb)
Q. Why is the Solar System important?
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A: Because it's the SOLAR SYSTEM (You knew I was going to put that didn't you. Sorry, I couldn't think of anything more original...)
Q: What is Sherlock always running out of?
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I was wondering if you'd like to have coffee...
Hmm. I really don't know. Oh, I'm sorry, did I say 'know'? I meant 'care'. I don't really care.
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Q: What is Sherlock always running out of?
A: He's always running out of severed heads in the fridge.
Q: What is Moriarty's favourite dish?
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Waiting for a crazy man in a blue box to fall from the sky...
But the thing is, we've taken away all the things that can possibly have happened, so I suppose the only thing that's left, even though it seems really weird, must be the thing that did happen, in fact. (Miss Marple)
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Q: What is Moriarty's favourite dish?
A. Molly Hooper.
Q. Where does John Watson bank?
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I'm glad to see this thread getting alot of laughs!!
Q. Where does John Watson bank?
A. At the Diogenes Club.
Q. What did Mrs. Hudson find out about Mr. Chatterjee in the sandwich shoppe?
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Q. What did Mrs. Hudson find out about Mr. Chatterjee in the sandwich shoppe?
A. Chatterjee wasn't his real name. His real name was Jabberbee.
Q. Why did Lestrade become brown like a nut?
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Q. Why did Lestrade become brown like a nut?
A. He had to go to Colombia in search of his wife and the local P.E. teacher.
Q. What is Jim Moriarty's ring tone on his mobile?
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Q. What is Jim Moriarty's ring tone on his mobile?
A. Jump! By Van Halen.
Q. Why does John like wearing sweaters?
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Q. What is Jim Moriarty's ring tone on his mobile?
A. Sex bomb, by Tom Jones.
Q. What is Sherlock's ring tone on his mobile? 
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Waiting for a crazy man in a blue box to fall from the sky...
But the thing is, we've taken away all the things that can possibly have happened, so I suppose the only thing that's left, even though it seems really weird, must be the thing that did happen, in fact. (Miss Marple)
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Q. What is Sherlock's ringtone on his mobile?
A. 'Boring' by Pink.
Q. Why does John like go wear jumpers?
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Q. Why does John like go wear jumpers?
A. Because he has to do something with the sweaters Sherlock knits for him.
Q. What does Sherlock do when he's alone?
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Q. What does Sherlock do when he's alone?
A. He dresses as a pirate and pretends to be Captain Sparrow.
Q. What is Mrs Hudson's favourite music?
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Waiting for a crazy man in a blue box to fall from the sky...
But the thing is, we've taken away all the things that can possibly have happened, so I suppose the only thing that's left, even though it seems really weird, must be the thing that did happen, in fact. (Miss Marple)
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Q. What is Mrs Hudson's favourite music?
A. The soundtrack to "Pirates of the Caribbean".
Q. Why does Mycroft keep raising his eyebrows like that? 
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Q:why does Mycroft keep raising his eyebrows like that
A:Because he knows you know that you know he knows the answer to the next question.
Q why did Microft have to go to the dentists?
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Q. why did Microft have to go to the dentists?
A. Because he ate too much chocolate cake, of course.
Q. Why did Moriarty ask the policewoman to slip her hand in his pocket?
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Waiting for a crazy man in a blue box to fall from the sky...
But the thing is, we've taken away all the things that can possibly have happened, so I suppose the only thing that's left, even though it seems really weird, must be the thing that did happen, in fact. (Miss Marple)
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Q. Why did Moriarty ask the policewoman to slip her hand in his pocket?
A. Uh, Westwood! He knew that even law enforcement officers can appreciate a nice suit.
Q. Why did Sherlock cross the road (in front of the bus)?
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Q. Why did Sherlock cross the road (in front of the bus)?
A. To catch the chicken before the Assassinator. (You have to say this aloud to make the joke work...Assassin ate her).
Q. Why does Sherlock play the violin?
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