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May 31, 2013 6:01 pm  #1


Caption Competition Week 24

My turn again. Here you are, this should be quite interesting, looking forward to what you come up with.



 

May 31, 2013 6:02 pm  #2


Re: Caption Competition Week 24

"Put the gun down, or the bike gets it! I mean it!"


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"I demand to be incarcerated in the Tower immediately! With my co-conspirators, Sandshoes and Grandad"
"If you really are me, with your Sandshoes and your Dicky bow, then that calculation is still going on."
"Well, me and Chinny, we were surprised, but you came looking for us."
 
 

May 31, 2013 6:11 pm  #3


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John: "I know exactly who you are, James Bond, and I know how many guns and bombs there are hidden in this bike, so put. It. Down. Don't even try to trick me!"


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He’s got a dog. We go to the pub on weekends. I’ve met his mum and dad …

… and his friends and all his family and I’ve no idea why I’m telling you this.
 

May 31, 2013 9:33 pm  #4


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Now look me in the eyes again, Mr Armstrong and tell me you won that race fair and square!


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I was wondering if you'd like to have coffee...
Hmm. I really don't know. Oh, I'm sorry, did I say 'know'? I meant 'care'. I don't really care. 
Douglas Richardson, Cremona
 

June 1, 2013 11:09 am  #5


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Ahhhh! I like them! You are great!

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June 4, 2013 2:50 pm  #6


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Come on! We can get more than three captions!!!

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June 5, 2013 3:27 am  #7


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Stop right there.   I don't care if you are the new 221C  tenant.
No one tracks mud into Mrs.Hudson's hallway.

 

June 5, 2013 1:51 pm  #8


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John: Welcome to Baker Street. Now leave that bike outside, then we can discuss the potential of your case.

Last edited by Mary Me (June 5, 2013 1:51 pm)


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"Falling is just like flying, except there’s a more permanent destination."

"Sherlock Holmes is a great man, and I think one day—if we’re very very lucky—he might even be a good one."

"Would you like to-"
"-have dinner?"
"-solve crimes?"
"Oh"



 

June 7, 2013 1:00 pm  #9


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Last Chance to participate!

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June 7, 2013 1:45 pm  #10


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I really have no idea these days.
Maybe.......... John: "Fine, let's try what's quicker: pulling the trigger or throwing the bike!"
No, dull..... I like QE's very much! 


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"After all this time?" "Always."
Good bye, Lord Rickman of the Alan
 

June 7, 2013 2:00 pm  #11


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Cannot think of anything that doesn't include Lance Armstrong.


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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
 

June 7, 2013 2:04 pm  #12


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Mattlocked wrote:

I really have no idea these days.
Maybe.......... John: "Fine, let's try what's quicker: pulling the trigger or throwing the bike!"

I found that funny.
I also liked Molly's.
 


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He’s got a dog. We go to the pub on weekends. I’ve met his mum and dad …

… and his friends and all his family and I’ve no idea why I’m telling you this.
 

June 7, 2013 2:21 pm  #13


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John: "You'll never slam into me again, sending me to the ground!"


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John: "Have you spoken to Mycroft, Molly, uh, anyone?"
Mrs Hudson: "They don’t matter. You do."


I BELIEVE IN SERIES 5!




                                                                                                                  
 

June 7, 2013 3:13 pm  #14


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John: For the last time, No!, I don't want to buy a bicycle...


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"Perfectly sound analysis. I was hoping you would go a little deeper."
 

June 7, 2013 3:44 pm  #15


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(I know this isn't 221b, but I just pretend)

John: "If I were you, I'd go away. Quick. Mrs Hudson has just mopped the stairs, and believe me, you'd much prefer the gun than an angry Mrs Hudson!"


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Just like old times...



 
 

June 7, 2013 6:57 pm  #16


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Myraya wrote:

Come on! We can get more than three captions!!!

 
Hee!   I'm trying!!   Great pic, just a different matter to come up with something different than the above and just as witty.  How about -  "…You have to the count of three to put the bike down or I shoot.  No one steals Mrs. Hudson's bike and gets away with it.  And don't even think of trying to be the hero, saying you were returning it.  You were obviously using it, considering the turn-ups of your jeans and the back-splash of mud on them..."
Ok, so that wasn't very witty….    The others were good!


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We solve crimes, I blog about it, and he forgets his pants.  I wouldn't hold out too much hope!

Just this morning you were all tiny and small and made of clay!

I'm working my way up the greasy pole.  It's… very greasy.  And…  pole-shaped.
 

June 8, 2013 12:22 am  #17


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Man:  "Wait, don't shoot the messenger Dr. Watson!    It's just the
bicycle-built-for-2 that Mycroft ordered for your Christmas present!"

Last edited by NoSheetSherlock (June 8, 2013 12:23 am)

 

June 8, 2013 12:33 am  #18


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NoSheetSherlock wrote:

Man:  "Wait, don't shoot the messenger Dr. Watson!    It's just the
bicycle-built-for-2 that Mycroft ordered for your Christmas present!"

Ha!   And how about this answer:   

John:   "How many times to I have to explain....   oh never mind,  just bring it in."
 

 

June 8, 2013 9:28 am  #19


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Wow, you have been busy yesterday
Thank you, I know it was a bit difficult but your captions are very witty and funny!
It'll be hard to decide, as always...

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June 8, 2013 6:48 pm  #20


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I'm sorry, but I'm too tired to think about this now. I'll anounce a winner tomorrow, it's been a busy day.

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