~~~~~~Latest quotes in alphabetical order, used but not yet sorted (our kitty will take care of it) ~~~~~

Billy Kincaid
Busy
Dynamic
Goodbye, John
Gratitude is meaningless
Henry's therapist currently in Cross Keys Pub
I don't believe Sir Boast-a-Lot's stories
If I've got you!
I've done punch, and a bowl of nibbles.
Police, sort of.
The glycerol molecule
They were the footprints of a gigantic hound!
Tramway
You.
You looked sexy on crimewatch

Last edited by Harriet (August 21, 2013 6:28 pm)

Hello,  everyone!!! Sorry  it's taken me so long to get to this.   I  have an important announcement--THIS  is  my  last post,  in keeping this list current.   This  is getting to be too much for me to do.   It's  been great  to  do this.   But I cannot keep up with it any longer.   If  anyone else wants to give this a go,  feel free.  



        A-Z order  
 
 
A book is like a magic garden carried in your pocket.
A hound out there in the hollow.  A Gigantic hound!!
A nice murder, that'll cheer you up!
Aequorea Victoria (In THoB, the name of the jellyfish with the luminescent gene- said by Doctor Stapleton). 
Afghanistan or Iraq?
All you have to do is look around this flat.
Alone is what I have. Alone protects me. No. Friends protect people.
An imaginative range, we are assured.
And I assume she scrubbed your floors, going by the state of her knees.
And only a fool argues with his doctor
And pretty Grimm ones too.
And Sherlock, he saw it too.  No matter what he says, he saw it.
And that's as modest as he gets.
And there’s a smudge of ink on your wrist and a bulge in your left jacket pocket
And you invaded Afghanistan.
And you read my writing upside down.
Apparently it's against the law to chin the chief superintendant.
Are we collecting for charity, Sherlock?
Are you trying to get me drunk, Doctor?
Are you wearing any pants?
Bachelor what the hell are they implying
Bad news for bad people  (unaired pilot)
Baker street. Come at once if convenient.
Because I had a row in the shop with a chip and pin machine.
Because it's not actually possible for the victim to have done it, Sherlock.
Because you're an idiot.
Billy Kincaid
Blood  (Irene said this)
Bluebell
Boom!
Bravery is by far the kindest word for stupidity...
Bright young things like we used to be
Brilliant impression of an idiot.
Brilliant! Yes! Four serial suicides and now a note.
Bring it to tramway, their London hideout
Busy
But don’t be scared. Falling’s just like flying except there’s a more permanent destination.
But It’s the Solar System!!
But the flirting's over Sherlock, Daddy's had enough now!
But there's traces of a name inside in felt tip
But they were in the microwave.
But to be fair to myself, it is my only weakness.
But what's the point of being clever if you can't prove it?
Cameras? Here? I'm in my nightie!
Captain John Watson, Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers.
Card not authorized. Please seek alternative methods of payment.
Careful you don't get stuck here, though. I only came to fix a tap!
Casbah Nights
Catch you later...- No you won't!
Centuries old. Don't want to break it.  (aka "that")
Chalk
Cherchez le chien. Good, excellent, yes
CIA trained killers
Come on, who'd want me for a flatmate?
Cooked breakfast—or the nearest thing those trains can manage, probably a sandwich.
Could you put something on please? Anything at all, a napkin?
Could you turn that phone down a bit?
Crime in progress, please disturb
Crown versus Moriarty - Please proceed to court ten
Cryptography inhabits our every waking moment
Daily Mail
Detective Inspector,  how can suicides be linked?
Did we just break into a military base to investigate a rabbit?
Did you almost start to wonder if I was real?
Do a lot of drugs
Do people actually read your blog?"
Do people have arch-enemies?
Do you just carry on talking when I'm away?
Do you know you do that out loud?"
Do you really not know that the Earth goes around the Sun?
Don't eat when I'm working digestion slows me down.
Don't make me order you.   I'd like to see you try.
Don't try to trick me, you know who I am, it doesn't work.
DYACHENKO  (Ludmilla Dyachenko- the female assassin named by Mycroft).
Dynamic
Ear flaps, it's an ear hat, John.
Eight years since I last clapped eyes on you?
Eighteen months since our last appointment.
Entschuldigen Sie bitte!
Even you have got to eat. Let's have dinner.
Every fairytale needs a good old-fashioned villain
Everything I have to say has already crossed your mind.
Everything in the west has its price
Excuse me sir, any metal objects? Keys, mobile phones?
Fancy a biscuit with that?
Fantastic, Meretricious, and a Happy New Year. 
Fine. We'll start with the riding crop.
Fishing,  Try Fishing
Five people are dead,  There isn't time to talk to the police.  (unaired pilot)
For God's sake! the speckled Blonde?
From the Czech Republic. No fingerprints?
Funny doesn't suit you. I'd stick to ice
G F P / G E N E
Get off my sheet!!    
Get Out!! I need to go to my mind palace
Gib mir doch mein Buch zurück!  (german for  Give me my book back!)  TBB
Golem
Good for you
Goodbye, John
Got peckish!
Gratitude is meaningless
Hang zhou
Have you seen your brother’s address book lately? Two names, yours, and mine. 
He could be the making of my brother - or make him worse than ever.
He is an arrogant sod Well that was mild.
He is Mr. Punchline. He will outlive God trying to have the last word.
He learned us how to cut up a beast
He makes everyone feel like that.
He solves crimes, I blog about it and he forgets his pants.
He would look at you and tell your whole life story. Put the wind up everybody. We hated him.
Heart What?
Henry Fishguard never committed suicide.
Henry's therapist currently in Cross Keys Pub
Here to see the Queen? - Oh, apparently yes.
Here you are, the dominatrix who brought a nation to its knees.
He's always been so resentful. you can imagine the Christmas dinners.   
He's treating her to a meal but his own portion is small.
Hi, We thought we'd have a wander around your  top secret weapons base
His watch?  The time was right,  but the date was wrong.  Said two days ago
HMM, IT KEEPS DOING THAT.
Homeless network - really is indispensable.
Hope you didn't mess up my sock index this time.
HOW
How do you stalk a deer with a hat?
I acquired it ages ago, just in case.
I always hear punch me in the face when you're speaking.
I am only returning your coat.
I call it Urban Bloodlust Frenzy.
I can see tower bridge and the moon from my room
I can stop John Watson, too. Stop his heart.
I can't just turn it on and off like a tap
I don’t have friends
I don't believe Sir Boast-a-Lot's stories
I don't need an incentive, Sebastian.
I Don't Think so do you?
I had one of the best cryptographers of the country take a look at it, though he was mostly upside down, as I recall.
I have loved this, this little game of ours.
I haven't pulled rank in ages.
I imagine John Watson thinks love is a mystery to me but the chemistry is incredibly
I learned the clarinet in school
I like to mix things up – genes, mostly, now and again actual fingers.
I make my way in the world
I managed to sneak it out when they thought I was having  a cry.
I need you to maximise your visual memory.
I never get cabs.
I O U
I play the violin when I'm thinking. Sometimes I don't talk for days on end. Would that bother you?
I should have him on a leash. In fact I might.
I take the precaution of a good coat and a short friend.
I think he likes you more than I do
I think I left my riding crop in the mortuary.
I think my husband might be having an affair. Yes
I think your wife, she will like.
I thought bankers were all supposed to be heartless bastards.
I want every book from Lukis' apartment and Van Coon's.
I was just chatting with your secretary outside. She told me
I was the other side of London.
I will not reveal your identity,
I wish our lot were half as good as you.
I would love to tell you – but then I'd have to kill you!
I’m a doctor, let me come through. Let me come through, please.
I’ve missed something, haven’t I?
If anyone out there still cares, I’m not actually gay.
If I had to punch that face, I'd avoid your teeth and nose, too.
If I wanted to look at naked women I'd borrow John's laptop
If I've got you!
If you want your beautiful children to stay beautiful then follow my instructions!
If you wanted to hide a tree, the best place to do it is a forest, wouldn't you say?
Ignore all of that. It's just the, oh, the shock talking.
I'll get a candle for the table, it's more romantic.
I'm a private detective, the last thing I need is a public image.
I'm glad no one saw that.  You ripping my clothes off in a darkened swimming pool. People might talk
I'm in Egypt talking to an idiot!
I'm just saying, it's all fine.
I'm not going to let you humiliate me while I....
I'm not quite sure what I'd charge them with, anyway
I'm putting this on your rent, young man!!
I'm seriously fighting an impulse to steal an ashtray
I'm Sherlock and I  always work alone because no-one can compete with my massive intellect?
I'm the storyteller. It's on DVD
Imagine
Initially he wanted to be a pirate
INK!
Is that my computer?  Of course .  What?  Mine was in the bedroom.
Is that why you're calling yourself Greg?
It said on the door just to, just come up.
It’s a crime scene. I don’t want it contaminated. Are we clear on that?
It’s true, …but he wasn’t a very nice man.
It's a disgrace, getting your little brother into danger like that!
It's a trick, it's just a magic trick!
It's all right. She's just out cold.
It's always hard to remember an alias when you've had a fright.
It's hardly my fault you weren't listening.
It's not weren't, it's wasn't.
It's where two people who like each other go out and have fun.
I've done punch, and a bowl of nibbles.
Jewel Thief on trial at Bailey
Johann Sebastian would be appalled.
John Hamish Watson, just if you were looking for baby names
John I think you should know I consider myself married to my work.
Jumbo jet. Dear me Mr Holmes, dear me.
Just in, sixty-seven, natural causes. He used to work here. I knew him, he was nice.
Just once, can you two behave like grown ups?
Just saving her time. Isn't that kinder?
Just tea for me, thanks.
Just try to keep a low profile
Kate? We're going to have a visitor.
Keep out unless you want a cold.
Kettle's just boiled
Know when you are beaten.
Ladies and Gentlemen, will you all please get on your knees
Let's start with the riding crop.
London A to Z!
Look at her hair!
Look at you lot, you're all so vacant. Is it nice not being me?
Look at you, all happy. It's not decent.
Looks like Mrs. Hudson finally got to the wife in Doncaster
Lucky for you, I have been  more than a little unemployed.
Maggie
Maximum pressure, just under the half second.
Maybe Don't do the smiling thing.  Kidnapped Children?
Membership of Defence Union
Mercury!
Might need some food.
Military coup in Uganda
Mrs Turner next door's got married ones.
Mrs. Hudson took my skull.
My dad's body was never found.
My massive intellect?
Mycroft's name literally opens doors.
Napkin
Naturally not. They all spy on people for money.
Nevertheless, my client is offering no evidence.
Nicked all his smurfs? Broke his action man?
No rush. 
No, I think you're damaged, delusional and believe in a higher power.
No, she was leaving an angry note in German!  Of course she was writing Rachel, no other word it can be.
No, there's a head in the fridge
No, they're not--why are they?
Nobody can fake being such an annoying dick all the time!
No-one within a two-mile radius will sell you any
Not Interested. I sent them a message. 
Not many Van Coons in the phone book!
Not tougher than crystallised carbon. He used a diamond
Not you, junior. You're done now.
Now shut up and smoke
Now, for God's sake put some clothes on!!
Oddly enough, no.
Of course I do show off. That's what we do.
Off you pop and talk to people.
Oh God
Oh look, you've got damp.
Oh, so you meant spectacularly ignorant in a nice way?
Oh, the wall had it coming.
Oh, this case, Henry! Thank you, it's been brilliant.
Okay, let me give you a little extra incentive.
Or better still, stop inflicting your opinions on the world.
P G P R  (gene that Sherlock was figuring out  in TGG)
Paddington Station, please.
Page five, column six, first sentence.
People don't like telling you things, they love to contradict you...
People don't really have arch enemies, do they?
Pity, we could have split the fee. Think it through next time.
Police, sort of.
Putting my best man onto it right now
Quite correctly, I'm afraid
Raz! (The graffiti artist that Sherlock knows! TBB)
Really?  I thought it was a big improvement,  Mouth's too small now.
Requires quite  a bit of contortion.
Say that again, and know that  if you are  lying to me,I will find you,  and I will skin you.
Seizures?  (It's from John's resumé)
Serial Killer is always hard 
Severe frontal lobe damage
Shall I look after that for him?
She was captured by a terrorist cell in Karachi and beheaded
Sherlock Holmes is a great man and I think that one day, if we are very lucky, he might even be a good one
Sherlock sees through everything and everyone in seconds.
simple and very destructive.
Skipping to the night that your dad was violently killed
So you bought your lunch from here en route to the station.
Sod this. Sod this. You stay here if you want, on your own.
Sofa, Sherlock,  it was the sofa!
Some silence right now would be marvelous.
Some things aren't supposed to sit behind glass.
Sorry, are you guys the police?
Still has trust issues.
Stop boring me and think. It's the new sexy.
Teaching now, yeah. Bright young things like we used to be. God I hate them.
Tell him there's an escaped rabbit!
Tell Me Who My Client Is
Ten Pound
Thanks, but I don't come to you for dating advice. 
That date? I'd say Faulklands veteran.
That does seem the only explanation of all the facts.
That graffiti is a message, John.
That painting has been subjected to  every test known to science.
That plus the extremely suggestive fact that he just left his number under this dish here and I'd say you'd better break it off.
That thing that you, that you did, that you offered to do, that was good.
That was right on my bins
That was tedious,
That was the most ridiculous thing I've ever done.
That would be tremendously ambitious of you.
That'll be borne out by his backside."
The Game Is On
The glycerol molecule
The hands on his watch  were correct but the date was not.    (Not actually a quote as written,  but this one is from The Blind Banker) 
The Iceman and the Virgin 
The more a teapot is used the more beautiful it becomes
The most dangerous man you've ever met and not my problem right now.
The poison was clearly self-administered.
The sole of the shoe is like a passport
The water's destroyed most of the data.
Then it's time to add a splash of colour.
Then you could cherish the look of surprise on my face
There is no key DOOFUS!
There is nothing wrong with me! Do you understand?
There was a queue for the loo
There’s a mute button and I will use it!
There's a hole in our security
There's always something.
They were the footprints of a gigantic hound!
Thinking. I need to think.
This investigation might move a bit quicker if you took my word as gospel
This is childish!!  I am dealing with a child!
This is the story of Sir Boast-a-lot.
Though do in fact shut up!
Though not the way she treats royalty.
Thousands of people pass by here every day  (TBB)
Threatened  me with a knighthood.
Tie Pin
Time to choose a side, Dr. Watson!
Tramway
Try not to start a war before I get home—you know what it does for the traffic!!
Tube driver.
Tuesday,  I did your lino.
Two undiscovered treasures from the East
Undershaw Meat Suppliers
Unexpected item in bagging area, please try again!
Use mine
Use your imagination!  I don’t have to.
Vatican Cameos
We are in Buckingham Palace, the very heart of the British Nation.   Sherlock Holmes,  put your trousers On!
Well  obviously,  I lost that round!! 
Well I hope you'll be very happy together
Well now, have you been wicked Your Highness?
Well thank god you're above all that.
Well, here we are at last.
Well, I knew what effect it   had had on a superior  mind, so I needed to try it on an average one.
Well, that was tedious.
Well, that's the knighthood in the bag.
Well, you're the second person to say that to me today.
We're in a morgue. There's only so much damage you can do!
We're just interested in the feet
We've only just met and we're going to go and look at a flat?
What a tender world that would be.
What are you thinking? The pork or the pasta?
What do people normally say?  Piss Off!
What do you need?
What does it need a title for?
What exactly am I supposed to be doing here?
What happened at Lauriston Gardens, I must have blacked out
What have you done to my bloody wall?
What kind of a message would everyone try to avoid?
What might we deduce about his heart?
What, in your bedroom?
What, just ring her doorbell?
What's he doing? Working around the globe, showing off?
When we get back to the hotel, we end up having a bit of a ding-dong, don't we?
While I'm trying to get off with Sarah.
Who else would give him a Christmas present like that?
Why would she still be upset?
Why?
Will caring about them help save them?
Would you like to know who ate the wafer?
Yeah, but some of the guys wanna   take photographs.
Yeah, it's faulty. Can't seem to fix it.
Yeah, okay, I did. But the flirting’s over, Sherlock. Daddy’s had enough now!
You always say such horrible things.  Every time.  Always.  Always.
You are in charge, aren't you, Miss Wenceslas?
You drink from the pot that served Tan Lun himself.
You haven't written a word, have you?
You look sad when you think he can't see you.
You looked sexy on crimewatch
You lower the IQ of the whole street                
You once half killed a man because he laid a finger on her!
You ripping my clothes off in a darkened swimming pool
You solve puzzles for a living.
You sound croaky. Are you getting a cold?
You think you're the girl for that job do you?
You wash your hair, there's a difference.
You were convinced it was in the sugar.
You were right, He thinks It's Mycroft
You.
You’ll  be fine once you've excreted it.
You’re not haunted by the war, Dr. Watson. You miss it.
You’re not ordinary. No.  You’re me.
Your deodorant told me that.
Your friend...Hey - whatever you say - I'm a hundred per cent behind you.
You're a bit like me dad. He's dead!
You're a great boyfriend.
You're doing a "we both what's really going on here" face!
You're finally asking the right questions.
You're looking for cheap accommodation, but not going to your brother for help
You're only a nutter if you're wrong.
You've been abroad but not sunbathing –
You've just solved one, by harpooning a dead pig, apparently!!!'
You've met him. How many friends do you imagine he has?
 
 
 

 

Yes, skitty, thanks a lot for doing it for so long. As we've already agreed on, I'm out of this as well