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I've no idea what they're saying, but it looks pretty funny:
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JW: I am tired, Holmes! With your violin, with you pipe, with your chaotic shooting! How could you shoot your friend’s hat?
SH: Elementary, my dear Watson!
JW: I will stay in this house no more! Good bye forever.
SH: Mrs. Hudson, I urgently need new assistant and roommate.
MH: I am ready!
SH: You didn’t got me. We will search for another doctor. Bring me Yellow Pages, letter “D”.
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[1:20] SH: Mrs. Hudson, I asked you do bring doctors, not patients.
[2:04] Woman: Mr. Holmes, imagine that Mrs. Hudson is your lungs and this bat is your pipe ...
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Casting for the role of Watson) Some of this this doctors are TV presenter of Russian shows about health (they are completely crazy). Some of them are serial character like American Dr House.
I know this, because I live in Russia.