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Oh, I just wanted to jump in with my jam. ![]()

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Oh Helpers of the Damsels in Distress, maybe you have some K for us, then? ![]()
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Items in the Fridge:
Arms
Beans
Chemicals
Drugs (well wrapped and more or less already forgotten)
Empty milk cartons
Foodstuffs for human consumption
Gherkins
Human eyes, ready for the microwave
Irish cream, brought from Dublin
Jam
Knife (attached to the gherkins)
Last edited by tobeornot221b (February 16, 2013 10:14 pm)

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Items in the Fridge:
Arms
Beans
Chemicals
Drugs (well wrapped and more or less already forgotten)
Empty milk cartons
Foodstuffs for human consumption
Gherkins
Human eyes, ready for the microwave
Irish cream, brought from Dublin
Jam
Knife (attached to the gherkins)
Lemon (just back from a long journey)
Last edited by Mattlocked (February 16, 2013 10:18 pm)
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Items in the Fridge:
Arms
Beans
Chemicals
Drugs (well wrapped and more or less already forgotten)
Empty milk cartons
Foodstuffs for human consumption
Gherkins
Human eyes, ready for the microwave
Irish cream, brought from Dublin
Jam
Knife (attached to the gherkins)
Lemon (just back from a long journey)
Mouldy jam ("Don't worry, John! It's an experiment!")

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Items in the Fridge:
Arms
Beans
Chemicals
Drugs (well wrapped and more or less already forgotten)
Empty milk cartons
Foodstuffs for human consumption
Gherkins
Human eyes, ready for the microwave
Irish cream, brought from Dublin
Jam
Knife (attached to the gherkins)
Lemon (just back from a long journey)
Mouthwatering mandibles

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Items in the Fridge:
Arms
Beans
Chemicals
Drugs (well wrapped and more or less already forgotten)
Empty milk cartons
Foodstuffs for human consumption
Gherkins
Human eyes, ready for the microwave
Irish cream, brought from Dublin
Jam
Knife (attached to the gherkins)
Lemon (just back from a long journey)
Mouthwatering mandibles
Nicotine patches ("Who put them there?!")

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Items in the Fridge:
Arms
Beans
Chemicals
Drugs (well wrapped and more or less already forgotten)
Empty milk cartons
Foodstuffs for human consumption
Gherkins
Human eyes, ready for the microwave
Irish cream, brought from Dublin
Jam
Knife (attached to the gherkins)
Lemon (just back from a long journey)
Mouthwatering mandibles
Nicotine patches ("Who put them there?!")
Orange platter (courtesy of Arthur Shappey)

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Items in the Fridge:
Arms
Beans
Chemicals
Drugs (well wrapped and more or less already forgotten)
Empty milk cartons
Foodstuffs for human consumption
Gherkins
Human eyes, ready for the microwave
Irish cream, brought from Dublin
Jam
Knife (attached to the gherkins)
Lemon (just back from a long journey)
Mouthwatering mandibles
Nicotine patches ("Who put them there?!")
Orange platter (courtesy of Arthur Shappey)
Patellae, container with (human, obviously)
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Items in the Fridge:
Arms
Beans
Chemicals
Drugs (well wrapped and more or less already forgotten)
Empty milk cartons
Foodstuffs for human consumption
Gherkins
Human eyes, ready for the microwave
Irish cream, brought from Dublin
Jam
Knife (attached to the gherkins)
Lemon (just back from a long journey)
Mouthwatering mandibles
Nicotine patches ("Who put them there?!")
Orange platter (courtesy of Arthur Shappey)
Patellae, container with (human, obviously)
Quite a lot of items of dubious origin

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Arms
Beans
Chemicals
Drugs (well wrapped and more or less already forgotten)
Empty milk cartons
Foodstuffs for human consumption
Gherkins
Human eyes, ready for the microwave
Irish cream, brought from Dublin
Jam
Knife (attached to the gherkins)
Lemon (just back from a long journey)
Mouthwatering mandibles
Nicotine patches ("Who put them there?!")
Orange platter (courtesy of Arthur Shappey)
Patellae, container with (human, obviously)
Quite a lot of items of dubious origin
Raspberry Jam (John's of course)
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Arms
Beans
Chemicals
Drugs (well wrapped and more or less already forgotten)
Empty milk cartons
Foodstuffs for human consumption
Gherkins
Human eyes, ready for the microwave
Irish cream, brought from Dublin
Jam
Knife (attached to the gherkins)
Lemon (just back from a long journey)
Mouthwatering mandibles
Nicotine patches ("Who put them there?!")
Orange platter (courtesy of Arthur Shappey)
Patellae, container with (human, obviously)
Quite a lot of items of dubious origin
Raspberry Jam (John's of course)
Scientific experiments of any kind
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Arms
Beans
Chemicals
Drugs (well wrapped and more or less already forgotten)
Empty milk cartons
Foodstuffs for human consumption
Gherkins
Human eyes, ready for the microwave
Irish cream, brought from Dublin
Jam
Knife (attached to the gherkins)
Lemon (just back from a long journey)
Mouthwatering mandibles
Nicotine patches ("Who put them there?!")
Orange platter (courtesy of Arthur Shappey)
Patellae, container with (human, obviously)
Quite a lot of items of dubious origin
Raspberry Jam (John's of course)
Scientific experiments of any kind
Thumbs (inevitably)
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Items in the fridge:
Arms
Beans
Chemicals
Drugs (well wrapped and more or less already forgotten)
Empty milk cartons
Foodstuffs for human consumption
Gherkins
Human eyes, ready for the microwave
Irish cream, brought from Dublin
Jam
Knife (attached to the gherkins)
Lemon (just back from a long journey)
Mouthwatering mandibles
Nicotine patches ("Who put them there?!")
Orange platter (courtesy of Arthur Shappey)
Patellae, container with (human, obviously)
Quite a lot of items of dubious origin
Raspberry Jam (John's of course)
Scientific experiments of any kind
Thumbs (inevitably)
Undesirable odour

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Items in the fridge:
Arms
Beans
Chemicals
Drugs (well wrapped and more or less already forgotten)
Empty milk cartons
Foodstuffs for human consumption
Gherkins
Human eyes, ready for the microwave
Irish cream, brought from Dublin
Jam
Knife (attached to the gherkins)
Lemon (just back from a long journey)
Mouthwatering mandibles
Nicotine patches ("Who put them there?!")
Orange platter (courtesy of Arthur Shappey)
Patellae, container with (human, obviously)
Quite a lot of items of dubious origin
Raspberry Jam (John's of course)
Scientific experiments of any kind
Thumbs (inevitably)
Undesirable odour
Vanishing small amounts of ..... food
Last edited by Mattlocked (February 17, 2013 6:39 pm)
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Items in the fridge:
Arms
Beans
Chemicals
Drugs (well wrapped and more or less already forgotten)
Empty milk cartons
Foodstuffs for human consumption
Gherkins
Human eyes, ready for the microwave
Irish cream, brought from Dublin
Jam
Knife (attached to the gherkins)
Lemon (just back from a long journey)
Mouthwatering mandibles
Nicotine patches ("Who put them there?!")
Orange platter (courtesy of Arthur Shappey)
Patellae, container with (human, obviously)
Quite a lot of items of dubious origin
Raspberry Jam (John's of course)
Scientific experiments of any kind
Thumbs (inevitably)
Undesirable odour
Vanishing small amounts of ..... food
Whipped cream

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Items in the fridge:
Arms
Beans
Chemicals
Drugs (well wrapped and more or less already forgotten)
Empty milk cartons
Foodstuffs for human consumption
Gherkins
Human eyes, ready for the microwave
Irish cream, brought from Dublin
Jam
Knife (attached to the gherkins)
Lemon (just back from a long journey)
Mouthwatering mandibles
Nicotine patches ("Who put them there?!")
Orange platter (courtesy of Arthur Shappey)
Patellae, container with (human, obviously)
Quite a lot of items of dubious origin
Raspberry Jam (John's of course)
Scientific experiments of any kind
Thumbs (inevitably)
Undesirable odour
Vanishing small amounts of ..... food
Whipped cream
Xtremely hot chicken wings

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Whipped women and chicken cheekbones.
Sorry, can't concentrate........
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Mattlocked, everyhting alright with you? You sound a bit delirious. ![]()

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Well, it is not ME this time, lying on the floor. ![]()
But I notice a beginning of delirium every sunday evening. Too much fanfic and forum during the weekends.
