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- tobeornot221b
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
Things Young Sherlock Did in Church"
Analyzing and assessing the risk potential of the roof collapsing.
Being bored and therefore sulking.
Counting all the words of the sermon
Deducing the vicar's love life
Eliminating unimportant things from his mind palace
Finding clues in the prayer book
Give generously a bird's skull for the collecte as he thinks the poor children will enjoy it (just like him)
Handing papers to the curchgoers at the door, saying "Wrong!"
Impatiently awaiting the invention of something called 'mobile phone', an item he could then secretly have fun with in church
Join the Flower Arranging Committee to find out who secretly drinks from the communion wine
Kneeling on the floor during prayer, with a magnifying glass
Laughing (secretly) with his face buried behind the hymnal
Making efforts to work on his own omniscience
Nit-picking the vicar's grammar
On Good Friday demanding that Jesus sees a proper consulting detective.
Play ALL Three Wise Men himself together, in the nativity play
Quarreling about quoting ...
Rating the service from "less than a seven" to "eight at least"
Singing louder (and better) than the choir
Translating hymns into ancient Chinese dialects
Unnerving the choirmaster with detail questions about Bach
Voicing his deductions about the person stealing from the collection bag
Wearing no pants.
X-amining the shoesoles of the other churchgoers with his magnifier and taking samples for further investigation
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John: "Have you spoken to Mycroft, Molly, uh, anyone?"
Mrs Hudson: "They don’t matter. You do."
I BELIEVE IN SERIES 5!
- Harriet
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- Registered: August 24, 2012
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
Things Young Sherlock Did in Church"
Analyzing and assessing the risk potential of the roof collapsing.
Being bored and therefore sulking.
Counting all the words of the sermon
Deducing the vicar's love life
Eliminating unimportant things from his mind palace
Finding clues in the prayer book
Give generously a bird's skull for the collecte as he thinks the poor children will enjoy it (just like him)
Handing papers to the curchgoers at the door, saying "Wrong!"
Impatiently awaiting the invention of something called 'mobile phone', an item he could then secretly have fun with in church
Join the Flower Arranging Committee to find out who secretly drinks from the communion wine
Kneeling on the floor during prayer, with a magnifying glass
Laughing (secretly) with his face buried behind the hymnal
Making efforts to work on his own omniscience
Nit-picking the vicar's grammar
On Good Friday demanding that Jesus sees a proper consulting detective.
Play ALL Three Wise Men himself together, in the nativity play
Quarreling about quoting ...
Rating the service from "less than a seven" to "eight at least"
Singing louder (and better) than the choir
Translating hymns into ancient Chinese dialects
Unnerving the choirmaster with detail questions about Bach
Voicing his deductions about the person stealing from the collection bag
Wearing no pants.
X-amining the shoesoles of the other churchgoers with his magnifier and taking samples for further investigation
Yelling "Repetitive! We had this last year already!" seeing a nativity play for the second time in his life
Eventually everyone will support Johnlock. Independent OSAJ Affiliate
... but there may be some new players now. It’s okay. The East Wind takes us all in the end.
- horserider99
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- Registered: September 17, 2012
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
Things Young Sherlock Did in Church"
Analyzing and assessing the risk potential of the roof collapsing.
Being bored and therefore sulking.
Counting all the words of the sermon
Deducing the vicar's love life
Eliminating unimportant things from his mind palace
Finding clues in the prayer book
Give generously a bird's skull for the collecte as he thinks the poor children will enjoy it (just like him)
Handing papers to the curchgoers at the door, saying "Wrong!"
Impatiently awaiting the invention of something called 'mobile phone', an item he could then secretly have fun with in church
Join the Flower Arranging Committee to find out who secretly drinks from the communion wine
Kneeling on the floor during prayer, with a magnifying glass
Laughing (secretly) with his face buried behind the hymnal
Making efforts to work on his own omniscience
Nit-picking the vicar's grammar
On Good Friday demanding that Jesus sees a proper consulting detective.
Play ALL Three Wise Men himself together, in the nativity play
Quarreling about quoting ...
Rating the service from "less than a seven" to "eight at least"
Singing louder (and better) than the choir
Translating hymns into ancient Chinese dialects
Unnerving the choirmaster with detail questions about Bach
Voicing his deductions about the person stealing from the collection bag
Wearing no pants.
X-amining the shoesoles of the other churchgoers with his magnifier and taking samples for further investigation
Yelling "Repetitive! We had this last year already!" seeing a nativity play for the second time in his life
zig-zagging between pews after the service despite getting in trouble with Mycroft for being disruptive
Last edited by horserider99 (January 25, 2013 9:11 pm)
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- Smoggy_London_Air
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
"Christmas gifts Sherlock gave, and to whom he gave them."?
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Initials SH and proud owner of a viola named Watson.
Potential flatmates should know the worst about each other.
It's a three patch problem.
I didn't know; I saw.
- tobeornot221b
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
"Christmas gifts Sherlock gave, and to whom he gave them"
Ashtray - to the Queen
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John: "Have you spoken to Mycroft, Molly, uh, anyone?"
Mrs Hudson: "They don’t matter. You do."
I BELIEVE IN SERIES 5!
- SusiGo
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
"Christmas gifts Sherlock gave, and to whom he gave them"
Ashtray - to the Queen
Book on sociopathy - to Anderson for research purposes
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"To fake the death of one sibling may be regarded as a misfortune; to fake the death of both looks like carelessness." Oscar Wilde about Mycroft Holmes
"It is what it is says love." (Erich Fried)
“Enjoy the journey of life and not just the endgame. I’m also a great believer in treating others as you would like to be treated.” (Benedict Cumberbatch)
- tobeornot221b
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
"Christmas gifts Sherlock gave, and to whom he gave them"
Ashtray - to the Queen
Book on sociopathy - to Anderson for research purposes
Crown (plastic toy) - to Jim Moriarty
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John: "Have you spoken to Mycroft, Molly, uh, anyone?"
Mrs Hudson: "They don’t matter. You do."
I BELIEVE IN SERIES 5!
- Harriet
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
"Christmas gifts Sherlock gave, and to whom he gave them"
Ashtray - to the Queen
Book on sociopathy - to Anderson for research purposes
Crown (plastic toy) - to Jim Moriarty
Data of Bond Air - to elder brother with a smirk
Last edited by Harriet (January 26, 2013 9:12 pm)
Eventually everyone will support Johnlock. Independent OSAJ Affiliate
... but there may be some new players now. It’s okay. The East Wind takes us all in the end.
- tobeornot221b
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- From: Germany
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
"Christmas gifts Sherlock gave, and to whom he gave them"
Ashtray - to the Queen
Book on sociopathy - to Anderson for research purposes
Crown (plastic toy) - to Jim Moriarty
Data of Bond Air - to elder brother with a smirk
English grammar book - to Mr. Berwick
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John: "Have you spoken to Mycroft, Molly, uh, anyone?"
Mrs Hudson: "They don’t matter. You do."
I BELIEVE IN SERIES 5!
- Mattlocked
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
"Christmas gifts Sherlock gave, and to whom he gave them"
Ashtray - to the Queen
Book on sociopathy - to Anderson for research purposes
Crown (plastic toy) - to Jim Moriarty
Data of Bond Air - to elder brother with a smirk
English grammar book - to Mr. Berwick
"Fainting for beginners. How to avoid injuries." to his fandom.
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"After all this time?" "Always."
Good bye, Lord Rickman of the Alan
- tobeornot221b
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
Mattlocked wrote:
"Fainting for beginners. How to avoid injuries." to his fandom.
Height of edition? 
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John: "Have you spoken to Mycroft, Molly, uh, anyone?"
Mrs Hudson: "They don’t matter. You do."
I BELIEVE IN SERIES 5!
- SusiGo
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
A million (to quote Arthur).
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"To fake the death of one sibling may be regarded as a misfortune; to fake the death of both looks like carelessness." Oscar Wilde about Mycroft Holmes
"It is what it is says love." (Erich Fried)
“Enjoy the journey of life and not just the endgame. I’m also a great believer in treating others as you would like to be treated.” (Benedict Cumberbatch)
- Mattlocked
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
*lowers voice*
More than you can possibly imagine. ;-)))
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"After all this time?" "Always."
Good bye, Lord Rickman of the Alan
- SusiGo
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
LOL I guess they'll recommend mattresses next to the pc.
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"To fake the death of one sibling may be regarded as a misfortune; to fake the death of both looks like carelessness." Oscar Wilde about Mycroft Holmes
"It is what it is says love." (Erich Fried)
“Enjoy the journey of life and not just the endgame. I’m also a great believer in treating others as you would like to be treated.” (Benedict Cumberbatch)
- tobeornot221b
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- From: Germany
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- Posts: 6,761
Re: Sherlock alphabet game
"Christmas gifts Sherlock gave, and to whom he gave them"
Ashtray - to the Queen
Book on sociopathy - to Anderson for research purposes
Crown (plastic toy) - to Jim Moriarty
Data of Bond Air - to elder brother with a smirk
English grammar book - to Mr. Berwick
"Fainting for beginners. How to avoid injuries." to his fandom.
Ground coffee - to Kitty Riley (with kind regards from Jim Moriarty)
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John: "Have you spoken to Mycroft, Molly, uh, anyone?"
Mrs Hudson: "They don’t matter. You do."
I BELIEVE IN SERIES 5!
- Harriet
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- Registered: August 24, 2012
- Posts: 9,887
Re: Sherlock alphabet game
"Christmas gifts Sherlock gave, and to whom he gave them"
Ashtray - to the Queen
Book on sociopathy - to Anderson for research purposes
Crown (plastic toy) - to Jim Moriarty
Data of Bond Air - to elder brother with a smirk
English grammar book - to Mr. Berwick
"Fainting for beginners. How to avoid injuries." to his fandom.
Ground coffee - to Kitty Riley (with kind regards from Jim Moriarty)
Hand/Elbow/Knee balm - to Donovan
Eventually everyone will support Johnlock. Independent OSAJ Affiliate
... but there may be some new players now. It’s okay. The East Wind takes us all in the end.
- tobeornot221b
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- From: Germany
- Registered: February 12, 2012
- Posts: 6,761
Re: Sherlock alphabet game
"Christmas gifts Sherlock gave, and to whom he gave them"
Ashtray - to the Queen
Book on sociopathy - to Anderson for research purposes
Crown (plastic toy) - to Jim Moriarty
Data of Bond Air - to elder brother with a smirk
English grammar book - to Mr. Berwick
"Fainting for beginners. How to avoid injuries." to his fandom.
Ground coffee - to Kitty Riley (with kind regards from Jim Moriarty)
Hand/Elbow/Knee balm - to Donovan
"I.Q - how to sufficiently and permanently reduce it". Seminar with lots of practical exercise on DVD/bluray - to Anderson
Last edited by tobeornot221b (January 27, 2013 11:06 am)
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John: "Have you spoken to Mycroft, Molly, uh, anyone?"
Mrs Hudson: "They don’t matter. You do."
I BELIEVE IN SERIES 5!
- Harriet
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- From: 110A Piccadilly
- Registered: August 24, 2012
- Posts: 9,887
Re: Sherlock alphabet game
"Christmas gifts Sherlock gave, and to whom he gave them"
Ashtray - to the Queen
Book on sociopathy - to Anderson for research purposes
Crown (plastic toy) - to Jim Moriarty
Data of Bond Air - to elder brother with a smirk
English grammar book - to Mr. Berwick
"Fainting for beginners. How to avoid injuries." to his fandom.
Ground coffee - to Kitty Riley (with kind regards from Jim Moriarty)
Hand/Elbow/Knee balm - to Donovan
"I.Q - how to sufficiently and permanently reduce it". Seminar with lots of practical exercise on DVD/bluray - to Anderson
(wonder what Anderson needs this for, but, don't copy this comment, pls.)
Jumper, of course, and Jam, of course, to John, of course
Last edited by Harriet (January 27, 2013 5:07 pm)
Eventually everyone will support Johnlock. Independent OSAJ Affiliate
... but there may be some new players now. It’s okay. The East Wind takes us all in the end.
- SusiGo
- The game is never over (moderator)
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- From: Germany
- Registered: June 5, 2012
- Posts: 22,965
Re: Sherlock alphabet game
"Christmas gifts Sherlock gave, and to whom he gave them"
Ashtray - to the Queen
Book on sociopathy - to Anderson for research purposes
Crown (plastic toy) - to Jim Moriarty
Data of Bond Air - to elder brother with a smirk
English grammar book - to Mr. Berwick
"Fainting for beginners. How to avoid injuries." to his fandom.
Ground coffee - to Kitty Riley (with kind regards from Jim Moriarty)
Hand/Elbow/Knee balm - to Donovan
"I.Q - how to sufficiently and permanently reduce it". Seminar with lots of practical exercise on DVD/bluray - to Anderson
Jumper, of course, and Jam, of course, to John, of course
Kleenex, family size package - to all victims of his rudeness including John's girlfriends
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"To fake the death of one sibling may be regarded as a misfortune; to fake the death of both looks like carelessness." Oscar Wilde about Mycroft Holmes
"It is what it is says love." (Erich Fried)
“Enjoy the journey of life and not just the endgame. I’m also a great believer in treating others as you would like to be treated.” (Benedict Cumberbatch)
- QuiteExtraordinary
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Re: Sherlock alphabet game
Ashtray - to the Queen
Book on sociopathy - to Anderson for research purposes
Crown (plastic toy) - to Jim Moriarty
Data of Bond Air - to elder brother with a smirk
English grammar book - to Mr. Berwick
"Fainting for beginners. How to avoid injuries." to his fandom.
Ground coffee - to Kitty Riley (with kind regards from Jim Moriarty)
Hand/Elbow/Knee balm - to Donovan
"I.Q - how to sufficiently and permanently reduce it". Seminar with lots of practical exercise on DVD/bluray - to Anderson
Jumper, of course, and Jam, of course, to John, of course
Kleenex, family size package - to all victims of his rudeness including John's girlfriends
Latex dress - to Irene
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He’s got a dog. We go to the pub on weekends. I’ve met his mum and dad …
… and his friends and all his family and I’ve no idea why I’m telling you this.
