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May 5, 2016 2:01 am  #1


Caption Contest Week 105

How about a little something from the Pilot.  Have at it ladies.


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Proud President and Founder of the OSAJ.  
Honorary German  
"Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not".
 -Vaclav Havel 
"Life is full of wonder, Love is never wrong."   Melissa Ethridge

I ship it harder than Mrs. Hudson.
    
 
 

May 5, 2016 7:05 am  #2


Re: Caption Contest Week 105

SHERLOCK: Hey, dude, my boyfriend disappeared from the flat while I was out of it.... who stole him, do you know by chance?
BILLIE: .................
SHERLOCK: Oh, so that´s how it was! I had a hunch I shouldn´t drink Mary´s homemade chamomille tea...

Last edited by nakahara (May 5, 2016 8:39 am)


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I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window there. Was there ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?

 

May 5, 2016 8:35 am  #3


Re: Caption Contest Week 105

SHERLOCK:
"I'm glad that I'm not in the Sherlock fandom like you.
All the waiting for another series isn't especially good for the appearance."
 


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John: "Have you spoken to Mycroft, Molly, uh, anyone?"
Mrs Hudson: "They don’t matter. You do."


I BELIEVE IN SERIES 5!




                                                                                                                  
 

May 5, 2016 8:41 am  #4


Re: Caption Contest Week 105

SHERLOCK: (hiccups) John... John you got awfully pale lately... you should go out and sunbathe a bit, this is getting ridiculous... hiccup!


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I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window there. Was there ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?

 

May 5, 2016 8:43 pm  #5


Re: Caption Contest Week 105

SHERLOCK:  "'Alas, poor Yorick'...  wait.  sorry, my mistake.  Dr. Strange must have made me mix up characters
                        there for a minute." 

 

May 6, 2016 8:19 am  #6


Re: Caption Contest Week 105

Sherlock: Gawd, I'm not going for another stag night with John....
John (off): You're the chosen one, so there won't be another one anyway.


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Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.


"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you"  -  Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.

 

May 6, 2016 12:47 pm  #7


Re: Caption Contest Week 105

SHERLOCK: That bastard Jim! He told me the dust is especially tasty and crispy on this shelf... don´t believe him, Billie, it´s awful... bleh!
BILLIE: .............
 


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I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window there. Was there ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?

 

May 6, 2016 1:01 pm  #8


Re: Caption Contest Week 105

Great start!   Keep it going!


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Proud President and Founder of the OSAJ.  
Honorary German  
"Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not".
 -Vaclav Havel 
"Life is full of wonder, Love is never wrong."   Melissa Ethridge

I ship it harder than Mrs. Hudson.
    
 
     Thread Starter
 

May 6, 2016 2:07 pm  #9


Re: Caption Contest Week 105

Sherlock: Billy, you seem bigger than I remember...I must inspect you with my magnifying lens...tomorrow (passes out).

(I will try and come up with something better later.)



Clueing for looks.
 

May 6, 2016 2:09 pm  #10


Re: Caption Contest Week 105

Sherlock: The secrets you must hold, Billy...tell me about your life.
John (off camera): It's a skull, Sherlock, what do you expect him to say?  I'm hoping you made a list because Mycroft is one his way here.

Last edited by Yitzock (May 6, 2016 2:09 pm)



Clueing for looks.
 

May 6, 2016 9:03 pm  #11


Re: Caption Contest Week 105

Yitzock wrote:

Sherlock: Billy, you seem bigger than I remember...I must inspect you with my magnifying lens...tomorrow (passes out).


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I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window there. Was there ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?

 

May 14, 2016 1:54 pm  #12


Re: Caption Contest Week 105

Are you going to pick a winner?



Clueing for looks.
 

May 14, 2016 2:03 pm  #13


Re: Caption Contest Week 105

It's been a busy week.   How about I give you all till tomorrow for any final bursts of inspiration.  I will pick a winner Sunday evening.   


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Proud President and Founder of the OSAJ.  
Honorary German  
"Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not".
 -Vaclav Havel 
"Life is full of wonder, Love is never wrong."   Melissa Ethridge

I ship it harder than Mrs. Hudson.
    
 
     Thread Starter
 

May 14, 2016 9:41 pm  #14


Re: Caption Contest Week 105

Sherlock: Ugh, I think I'm going to throw up into the fireplace.  I guess I owe Magnussen an apology.

(Was that too evil?)



Clueing for looks.
 

May 16, 2016 5:39 pm  #15


Re: Caption Contest Week 105

Once again I am a horrible slacker.
Lots of excellent captions but there was one that made me laugh out loud.

And the winner is............






YITZOCK!

Yitzock wrote:

Sherlock: The secrets you must hold, Billy...tell me about your life.
John (off camera): It's a skull, Sherlock, what do you expect him to say?  I'm hoping you made a list because Mycroft is one his way here.

Good job and congratulations!
 


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Proud President and Founder of the OSAJ.  
Honorary German  
"Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not".
 -Vaclav Havel 
"Life is full of wonder, Love is never wrong."   Melissa Ethridge

I ship it harder than Mrs. Hudson.
    
 
     Thread Starter
 

May 16, 2016 6:22 pm  #16


Re: Caption Contest Week 105

Big congrats, Yitzock. 
Looking forward to yours!


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Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.


"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you"  -  Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.

 

May 16, 2016 7:03 pm  #17


Re: Caption Contest Week 105

Wow, thanks! I will try to get a new picture later today.



Clueing for looks.
 

May 16, 2016 7:10 pm  #18


Re: Caption Contest Week 105

That line from John, I could hear it so plainly in Martin's voice!


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Proud President and Founder of the OSAJ.  
Honorary German  
"Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not".
 -Vaclav Havel 
"Life is full of wonder, Love is never wrong."   Melissa Ethridge

I ship it harder than Mrs. Hudson.
    
 
     Thread Starter
 

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