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Caption Competition Week 98
Yippieh, everything runs smoothly again. 
So, about time for a new caption competition...
And no excuses there should be something for everybody in this. 
Deadline will be saturday next week around noon, thank you.
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"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you" - Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.
- nakahara
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LESTRADE: Sherlock, what the hell is the Bride doing in your room?
SHERLOCK: Oh, don´t mind her. I felt sorry for her, wandering the streets at night, all alone... and so I hired her as my maid.
JOHN: What? Isn´t that dangerous?
SHERLOCK: Why? She is docile, taciturn, very polite and a lot less sassy than your own maid, John.
JOHN: But she could shoot you at any time!
SHERLOCK: Just as your wife could you, isn´t it so, John?
JOHN: Errr...
SHERLOCK: And the Bride at least doesn´t belittle me and doesn´t spy for Mycroft. Also, she doesn´t insist that she must accompany me to the crime scenes, she doesn´t protest when I bring speciments from the morgue to our flat and she doesn´t demand a rise in pay when she works overnight. An ideal employee, John.
JOHN: Sigh.
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I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window there. Was there ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?
- APTX 4869
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Re: Caption Competition Week 98
Everyone: (well, except John, since he is still in denial) 
"What do you mean Johnlock is not real?"
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- Yitzock
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Re: Caption Competition Week 98
Mary: Dear lord, what is that?
Lestrade: It looks like some kind of....
Sherlock: Yes, it's my pet dragon. The smell of humans attracts it and then makes it sleep. It takes a particular liking to Watson.
Watson: No...please...not this again.
Clueing for looks.
- tonnaree
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Re: Caption Competition Week 98
Sherlock: Now, if you look at this maneuver here you will see that John is very flexable for his height.
Mary: WTF John?!?!
Lestrade: This is not what I had in mind when Sherlock offered to screen his home movies.
John: F**k my life.
Last edited by tonnaree (February 11, 2016 7:30 pm)
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- CarlPowers
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Re: Caption Competition Week 98
Mary: Dear lord, what is that?
Sherlock: Do put your clothes back on, Mrs. Hudson.
- nakahara
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EVERYBODY: Sherlock, what is this huge Roman hippodrome, horses and chariots doing in your room? How did you even manage to put it in here?
SHERLOCK: Ooops, sorry. Been reading Ben Hur before I entered a plane... OK, ignore it, it´ll disappear on its own in a minute. I didn´t manage to get past chariot chase scene anyway. It bore me, so I rather exchanged it for "War of the Worlds" when I boarded...
EVERYBODY: Noooooo!
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I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window there. Was there ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?
- nakahara
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Re: Caption Competition Week 98
nakahara wrote:
EVERYBODY: Sherlock, what is this huge Roman hippodrome, horses and chariots doing in your room? How did you even manage to put it in here?
SHERLOCK: Ooops, sorry. Been reading Ben Hur before I entered a plane... OK, ignore it, it´ll disappear on its own in a minute. I didn´t manage to get past chariot chase scene anyway. It bore me, so I rather exchanged it for "War of the Worlds" when I boarded...
EVERYBODY: Noooooo!
JOHN: Be glad he didn´t choose Kamasutra to read.
SHERLOCK: Well, now that you mention it, John...
JOHN: Damn!
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I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window there. Was there ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?
- tonnaree
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Re: Caption Competition Week 98
Well, this deteriorated quickly.
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"Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not".
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I ship it harder than Mrs. Hudson.
- Yitzock
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Re: Caption Competition Week 98
Oh my!
Clueing for looks.
- SusiGo
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Re: Caption Competition Week 98
You are killing me. All of you, do you hear? I am sitting in a train, in a public train! With people around me! 
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"To fake the death of one sibling may be regarded as a misfortune; to fake the death of both looks like carelessness." Oscar Wilde about Mycroft Holmes
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Re: Caption Competition Week 98
SHERLOCK: Now this serviette folding variation is called "John Watson playing the clarinet."
JOHN: Please killl me.
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"To fake the death of one sibling may be regarded as a misfortune; to fake the death of both looks like carelessness." Oscar Wilde about Mycroft Holmes
"It is what it is says love." (Erich Fried)
“Enjoy the journey of life and not just the endgame. I’m also a great believer in treating others as you would like to be treated.” (Benedict Cumberbatch)
- nakahara
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SHERLOCK: Now this serviette folding variation is called "John Watson playing the clarinet."
JOHN: Please killl me.
Now who is killing whom?
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I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window there. Was there ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?
- Harriet
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Re: Caption Competition Week 98
Susi! :-D
Eventually everyone will support Johnlock. Independent OSAJ Affiliate
... but there may be some new players now. It’s okay. The East Wind takes us all in the end.
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Re: Caption Competition Week 98
Great one Susi!
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Honorary German
"Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not".
-Vaclav Havel
"Life is full of wonder, Love is never wrong." Melissa Ethridge
I ship it harder than Mrs. Hudson.
- mrshouse
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Re: Caption Competition Week 98
That's what I like, quick dirty escalation. 
Verry nice, my friends, very nice indeed.
Proceed from here!
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Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.
"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you" - Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.
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Re: Caption Competition Week 98
*still brooding*
Eventually everyone will support Johnlock. Independent OSAJ Affiliate
... but there may be some new players now. It’s okay. The East Wind takes us all in the end.
- Yitzock
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Re: Caption Competition Week 98
Oh. I just got it. 
Last edited by Yitzock (February 12, 2016 4:30 pm)
Clueing for looks.
- mrshouse
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Oh, don't leave, Yitzock, I loved yours. 
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Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.
"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you" - Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.
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Thread Starter- Yitzock
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Re: Caption Competition Week 98
lol Thank you for the support, mrshouse.
Clueing for looks.
