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Caption competition week 85
In my little universe I mostly pretend that Mary Morstan never happened. But as it is the real scary world here I seriously need help.
What REALLY happened here?
I want lots of entries, my friends!
Till next week then 
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- Whisky
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Re: Caption competition week 85
Sherlock: John, will you take me to be your husband, ... I will honour you and love you all days of my life...
Mary (rolling eyes): What God joined, I must not divide.
John: Amen. ( to Sherlock) I meant... yes of course.
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Re: Caption competition week 85
What a start, hilarious...
Amen indeed
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Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.
"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you" - Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.
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Thread Starter- Whisky
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Re: Caption competition week 85
Sherlock: Will you hear my confession?
Mary, thinking * John is a priest? Oh no. So "think on your sins" wasn't just dirty talk?? I am getting divorced.*
Sherlock (gleeful) *it works, it works, yes it works*
Sorry , I kind of like this one :-)
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Re: Caption competition week 85
Sherlock whispering to John:: I told you not to blink!! See how close she already is?
John, angry: When you deduced "angel", I just didn't think.....
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Re: Caption competition week 85
Whisky wrote:
Sherlock whispering to John:: I told you not to blink!! See how close she already is?
John, angry: When you deduced "angel", I just didn't think.....
LOL!
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SHERLOCK: John, please, please, can I borrow Mary for half and hour?
JOHN: Borrow Mary? Why?
SHERLOCK: I left the house-keys inside my flat and I can´t get in. I need someone skilled to climb the building and fetch them for me.
JOHN: Hmmm.... well, it´s you, so all right. For half and hour only. But don´t exert Mary too much, okay? She ended in a wrong flat due to stress the last time and she was forced to shoot the entire neighbour´s family who had a feast there. It was VERY awkward to explain it to Lestrade afterwards.
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I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window there. Was there ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?
- Whisky
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Re: Caption competition week 85
Lol :D
Not much love for Mary around? ;-)
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Not much love for Mary around? ;-)
How can you say that? Mary is my hero, of course! 
SHERLOCK: John, please, please, may I borrow Mary for the weekend?
JOHN: Borrow her again? Why?
SHERLOCK: Because I like her very much and I want to invite her to a beautiful boat trip around the shore of Scotland.
JOHN: So you can leave her in Outer Hebrides somewhere, like last time? Do you know how expensive that helicopter to Lewis was, to fetch her up? No! No way this time!
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Re: Caption competition week 85
Oh my, yes, Mary and her skills are indeed freelance now...
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Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.
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"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.
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Thread Starter- Magingus
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Re: Caption competition week 85
Sherlock: "You call that facial hair? You should've seen what I had recently."
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EEEEEUUUWWWWWW...
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Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.
"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you" - Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.
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Re: Caption competition week 85
Sherlock: Come on, let's try to relax. Hey, try to slap my hands! I know you know that game! You know, the one where I have to pull away and you try...
John: No. But I can slap you again if you're so eager. Not on the hands, though.
Mary: Boys!
Sherlock: ..... could have worked.
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Re: Caption competition week 85
Sherlock: I know what you're thinking, John... I can see what you're thinking...
Mary: Yes, John, it's obvious...
John: *I should have learned Occlumency*
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Sherlock: John, you should reconsider stealing all those coffee and sugar packets from the table.
John: Why?
Sherlock: Because you're going to worsen your addiction and Mary already looks worried.
John: I'm not addicted!
Mary: There he goes again...
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Clueing for looks.
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Re: Caption competition week 85
Very nice so far, my friends. 
Gimme more!
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Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.
"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you" - Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.
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Re: Caption competition week 85
BUMP everybody!
I want more!
*creepy Moriarty voice* Oh, I love it, that little GAME of ours....
Do I have to sing for you?
Ah, ah, ah, ah, staying alive, staying alive, staying aliiiiiiiiiiiive.......
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Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.
"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you" - Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.
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Thread Starter- Yitzock
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Re: Caption competition week 85
OMG, mrshouse! lol
If you insist, I will give you another response. Although I can't promise it will be brilliant.
John: You really just gave me the entire explanation of how you survived in the middle of this cafe, even though you said it's still a secret.
Sherlock: Nobody will care.
John: Why not?
Sherlock: Because they will never believe that the real Sherlock Holmes is spending time with a man who looks as old as you with that awful moustache.
Mary (thinking): Oh my god...he actually told him...Now Sherlock's in for it.
John: *fumes of impending rage*
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Re: Caption competition week 85
SHERLOCK: Ashem vohu vahishtem asti, ushta asti ushta ahmai, hyat ashai vahishtai ashem.
MARY: Yatha ahu vairyo, atha ratush ashatcit haca, vangheush dazda manangho shyaothananam angheush mazdai.
JOHN: What...? How....? What the feck...? Mary, what the hell is happening? How come you could respond to this crazy gibberish?
MARY: Ehehehe...it´s a simple skip code, John. I have learnt it in a school for nurses.
SHERLOCK: Yes, John, it´s a piece of cake. I wonder you doctors are completely unaware about it.
MARY: Yes, in nurses school it´s absolutely elementary.
SHERLOCK: Elementary, yes.
MARY: And now excuse us... (to Sherlock) Kem-na mazda mavaite payum dada hyat ma dregva didareshata?
SHERLOCK: Pata-no tbishyantat pairi mazdasca armaitishca spentashca.
JOHN: I think I´m going crazy now....
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Re: Caption competition week 85
SHERLOCK and JOHN ogling each other.
MARY (thinking): Okay, boys, now I see what dear Jim and Charlie Magnussen were talking about. Where did I put my gun?
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