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Caption Competition Week 82
Hello, my dear fellow gamblers, sharpen your pencils and minds for a new round.
Here it goes:
What are they really talking about? Be creative till 18th around noon.
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- nakahara
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Re: Caption Competition Week 82
JOHN: ...........
SHERLOCK: ......................
JOHN: No, Sherlock, this attempt at telepathy won´t work in our case, I´m afraid.
SHERLOCK: You mean to tell me you´re not having a great mind-sex with me for the last hour or so? Spoilsport! (big pout)
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- nakahara
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Re: Caption Competition Week 82
MOLLY: Oh, look, Greg! The wax figurines of Sherlock and John are being displayed in the park! Neat!
LESTRADE: They are not figurines, Molly, they ARE John and Sherlock.
MOLLY: Really? And why don´t they move or speak?
LESTRADE: It´s a contest. The first one who moves must serve the other for a year, as his vallet... which means, none of them will move till the end of the day. After that, I will remove them from the park by force and the ridiculous contest will end.
MOLLY: You mean Sherlock can´t move for the rest of the day.... well, excuse me.
LESTRADE: Where are you going, Molly?
MOLLY: Oh, you know, Greg, I have like six hours of cheekbones-kissing, curls-petting and nose-to-nose cuddling in front of me.... must hurry, bye! 
Last edited by nakahara (August 11, 2015 9:39 pm)
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I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window there. Was there ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?
- CarlPowers
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Re: Caption Competition Week 82
John: Sorry Sherlock, I just don't think I can see the grass growing.
Sherlock: It's not growing, it's dying. Like we are.
John: Indian food tonight?
Sherlock: Yes, starving.
- gently69
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Re: Caption Competition Week 82
John (thinking): I hope Sherlock didn't regret last night.
Sherlock (thinking): I hope John didn't regret last night.
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Ten:" I'm burning up a sun just to say goodbye."
Sherlock: "I heard you.”
"Temptation coursing through our veins "
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- nakahara
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JOHN: (thinking) Bless that blackout in the subway today. When the lights went out suddenly, I was kissed passionately by that smiling young girl sitting next to me... woohooo, way to go, John!
SHERLOCK: (thinking) I hope the blackout from today will be repeated. When the lights go out, I will snog him senseless again.
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I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window there. Was there ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?
- gently69
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Re: Caption Competition Week 82
Brilliant, nakahara. Love that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ten:" I'm burning up a sun just to say goodbye."
Sherlock: "I heard you.”
"Temptation coursing through our veins "
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- mrshouse
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Re: Caption Competition Week 82
Very nice, my friends, very nice indeed so far. 
Gimme more!
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Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.
"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you" - Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.
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Re: Caption Competition Week 82
agreed, these are great!
But just a quick pause, for:
(love this song)
Simon and Garfunkel: "...Old friends, old friends.....sat on their park bench like Bookends..."
okay, okay, back to the regularly scheduled snogging.
- tobeornot221b
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Re: Caption Competition Week 82
JOHN (thinking) NAKA...!
SHERLOCK (thinking) ...HARA!
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John: "Have you spoken to Mycroft, Molly, uh, anyone?"
Mrs Hudson: "They don’t matter. You do."
I BELIEVE IN SERIES 5!
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Re: Caption Competition Week 82
John: That was so funny this monring when Sherlock caught me trying to slip out of the bathroom without a towel. I hope it didn't gross him out! LOL
Sherlock: #$*(^T&&*WRYE$#$$#&*((^)_^&*(UR%%$!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Caption Competition Week 82
John and Sherlock discussing Sherlock's heterosexuality.
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Re: Caption Competition Week 82
SusiGo wrote:
John and Sherlock discussing Sherlock's heterosexuality.
.............or lack there of.
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Proud President and Founder of the OSAJ.
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"Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not".
-Vaclav Havel
"Life is full of wonder, Love is never wrong." Melissa Ethridge
I ship it harder than Mrs. Hudson.
- nakahara
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Re: Caption Competition Week 82
JOHN (thinking) NAKA...!
SHERLOCK (thinking) ...HARA!
NAKAHARA: You were calling me, my dears? 
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Re: Caption Competition Week 82
John and Sherlock discussing Sherlock's heterosexuality.
That must be it! LOL! 
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Re: Caption Competition Week 82
Time to try a different (read: horrible, dirty) tactic. If this is too inapropriate please tell me.
John: Sherlock, we have to stop this.
Sherlock: Why?
John: Because I no longer care who's better at hiding their boner.
Sherlock: But I was winning!
John: No, you weren't
Sherlock: It's very obvious that I was winning.
And the argument continues...
I am ashamed of myself, I apologize to the world. Also it's probably not the right slang, but I felt bad putting the real word initiallyl
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Clueing for looks.
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Re: Caption Competition Week 82
Horrible and dirty tactic? On this thread? Impossible!
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- SusiGo
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Re: Caption Competition Week 82
I see no faults in the slang, Yitzock. This is a perfectly plausible suggestion. 
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"It is what it is says love." (Erich Fried)
“Enjoy the journey of life and not just the endgame. I’m also a great believer in treating others as you would like to be treated.” (Benedict Cumberbatch)
- Whisky
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Re: Caption Competition Week 82
song playing in the background: "I can't stand the silence... I can't stand the silence... anymore."
funny, I just looked up the song to check if I remembered the words right, and actually it fits amazingly well lyricwise
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Re: Caption Competition Week 82
Silence? Where?
Whisky, this is one of the threads where you can just get in touch with your inner self and be as you are.
*singing*
"Anything goes!!!*
More, more, more!!!
Last edited by mrshouse (August 14, 2015 10:07 am)
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Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.
"If you're not reading the subtext then hell mend you" - Steven Moffat
"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.
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