Good resolutions of Sherlock for the new year

Anything good that has to do with John
Being finally loved
Clear the kitchen table from experiments just in case you ...  want to have dinner
Despite of all thrilling fanfiction rely more on own RL experience
Endure no more pain, such as being shot, slapped in the face or barked around
Forgo experimenting on John unless I ask permission first.
Go to Tesco myself from time to time
Harriet on the guest list for tea once a week (YAY)
Ingest any food John makes for me, without complaint.
Jump from nothing higher than the mantelpiece
Keep all severed body parts out of the fridge.
Look for more efficient ways to seduce John
Move out of London where people hate you and start inventing new brands of mead in Sussex
Never set fire to John's jumpers again.  It makes him very cross.
Open "prophecy booth" in London and pretend you are "magically reading" your clients while actually deducing them
Put the red pants back into John's drawer
Quit smoking.  Again.  For good this time!
Return some of Greg's ID cards

Steal Donovan´s credit card instead
 

Good resolutions of Sherlock for the new year

Anything good that has to do with John
Being finally loved
Clear the kitchen table from experiments just in case you ...  want to have dinner
Despite of all thrilling fanfiction rely more on own RL experience
Endure no more pain, such as being shot, slapped in the face or barked around
Forgo experimenting on John unless I ask permission first.
Go to Tesco myself from time to time
Harriet on the guest list for tea once a week (YAY)
Ingest any food John makes for me, without complaint.
Jump from nothing higher than the mantelpiece
Keep all severed body parts out of the fridge.
Look for more efficient ways to seduce John
Move out of London where people hate you and start inventing new brands of mead in Sussex
Never set fire to John's jumpers again.  It makes him very cross.
Open "prophecy booth" in London and pretend you are "magically reading" your clients while actually deducing them
Put the red pants back into John's drawer
Quit smoking.  Again.  For good this time!
Return some of Greg's ID cards
Steal Donovan´s credit card instead
Try making my own tea from time to time.

Undress John more often

 

Good resolutions of Sherlock for the new year

Anything good that has to do with John
Being finally loved
Clear the kitchen table from experiments just in case you ...  want to have dinner
Despite of all thrilling fanfiction rely more on own RL experience
Endure no more pain, such as being shot, slapped in the face or barked around
Forgo experimenting on John unless I ask permission first.
Go to Tesco myself from time to time
Harriet on the guest list for tea once a week (YAY)
Ingest any food John makes for me, without complaint.
Jump from nothing higher than the mantelpiece
Keep all severed body parts out of the fridge.
Look for more efficient ways to seduce John
Move out of London where people hate you and start inventing new brands of mead in Sussex
Never set fire to John's jumpers again.  It makes him very cross.
Open "prophecy booth" in London and pretend you are "magically reading" your clients while actually deducing them
Put the red pants back into John's drawer
Quit smoking.  Again.  For good this time!
Return some of Greg's ID cards
Steal Donovan´s credit card instead
Try making my own tea from time to time.
Undress John more often
Verify sock index.

Wipe the floors in the flat at least once a week
 

Good resolutions of Sherlock for the new year

Anything good that has to do with John
Being finally loved
Clear the kitchen table from experiments just in case you ...  want to have dinner
Despite of all thrilling fanfiction rely more on own RL experience
Endure no more pain, such as being shot, slapped in the face or barked around
Forgo experimenting on John unless I ask permission first.
Go to Tesco myself from time to time
Harriet on the guest list for tea once a week (YAY)
Ingest any food John makes for me, without complaint.
Jump from nothing higher than the mantelpiece
Keep all severed body parts out of the fridge.
Look for more efficient ways to seduce John
Move out of London where people hate you and start inventing new brands of mead in Sussex
Never set fire to John's jumpers again.  It makes him very cross.
Open "prophecy booth" in London and pretend you are "magically reading" your clients while actually deducing them
Put the red pants back into John's drawer
Quit smoking.  Again.  For good this time!
Return some of Greg's ID cards
Steal Donovan´s credit card instead
Try making my own tea from time to time.
Undress John more often
Verify sock index.
Wipe the floors in the flat at least once a week
X-ray John's cell phone just in case.
Zoom the eyes on John´s lips at least three times an hour
 

Ooops! Sorry. 

Good resolutions of Sherlock for the new year

Anything good that has to do with John
Being finally loved
Clear the kitchen table from experiments just in case you ...  want to have dinner
Despite of all thrilling fanfiction rely more on own RL experience
Endure no more pain, such as being shot, slapped in the face or barked around
Forgo experimenting on John unless I ask permission first.
Go to Tesco myself from time to time
Harriet on the guest list for tea once a week (YAY)
Ingest any food John makes for me, without complaint.
Jump from nothing higher than the mantelpiece
Keep all severed body parts out of the fridge.
Look for more efficient ways to seduce John
Move out of London where people hate you and start inventing new brands of mead in Sussex
Never set fire to John's jumpers again.  It makes him very cross.
Open "prophecy booth" in London and pretend you are "magically reading" your clients while actually deducing them
Put the red pants back into John's drawer
Quit smoking.  Again.  For good this time!
Return some of Greg's ID cards
Steal Donovan´s credit card instead
Try making my own tea from time to time.
Undress John more often
Verify sock index.
Wipe the floors in the flat at least once a week
X-ray John's cell phone just in case.
Yawn more discretely when John speaks about his girlfriends
Zoom the eyes on John´s lips at least three times an hour

Fixed! 
 

What about something slightly, very slightly spoilerish from setlock for the next round?

Why do they need dancing bodyguards for the special?

Alice in Wonderland adaptation with Mycroft as Cheshire Cat

If it's too silly or too spoilerish, just ignore me.

Last edited by Schmiezi (January 15, 2015 5:32 am)

It doesn't seem too spoilery to me.  *shrug*

Why do they need dancing bodyguards for the special?

Alice in Wonderland adaptation with Mycroft as Cheshire Cat
Because they are filming new version of Wizard of OZ with Sherlock in the role of Dorothy.

Cumberbatch demanded them in his contract or he refused to do S4.  No one knows why.
 

Why do they need dancing bodyguards for the special?

Alice in Wonderland adaptation with Mycroft as Cheshire Cat
Because they are filming new version of Wizard of OZ with Sherlock in the role of Dorothy.
Cumberbatch demanded them in his contract or he refused to do S4.  No one knows why.
Dancing Queen Sherlock will be introduced in it and they need proper background for his scenes

Everything's better with a Polka!
 

[b]Why do they need dancing bodyguards for the special?[/b]

Alice in Wonderland adaptation with Mycroft as Cheshire Cat
Because they are filming new version of Wizard of OZ with Sherlock in the role of Dorothy.
Cumberbatch demanded them in his contract or he refused to do S4.  No one knows why.
Dancing Queen Sherlock will be introduced in it and they need proper background for his scenes
Everything's better with a Polka!
Father Holmes and his line dancing group "The Dancing Men" were given the job of protecting Sherlock during the Notting Hill Carnival parade.

Goofball Greg Lestrade Goes all Glittery on the security detail!