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Caption Competition Week 63
Okay, here we go again. 
I have no idea what's going on here... maybe someone could explain it to me?
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JOHN: Thank you Mr. Knight that you volunteered to help Sherlock on betterment of his hand technique. He tried it on me last night, but it didn´t go smoothly and I now I must have cold compress here in my lap.
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JOHN: No, Mr. Knight, no way, Sherlock did not wash his hands after he stroked the dog, so no pudding for the two of you tonight!
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Re: Caption Competition Week 63
The dog. Right. Sherlock stroked the dog. Of course. Oh, but wait... oh, you mean the dog...!!! That's what we're calling it now. Okay, alright, I get it. 
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Re: Caption Competition Week 63
Oh my, tried to keep this clean... 
I forgot that this is Solar's...
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Re: Caption Competition Week 63
You tried to keep this clean alright... I don't believe a word of what you're saying! 
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Re: Caption Competition Week 63
Ok, you want it, girl! I will think of something really naughty now! 
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Re: Caption Competition Week 63
Oh god yes, please do.
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JOHN: What do you mean you overheard us last night, Mr. Knight? Sherlock was just warming the lube!
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Re: Caption Competition Week 63
Oh yes...! And Sherlock is like "John, would you please shut the fu** up...???".
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No, Solar, he warms the....argh, forget it!
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No, no, finish your sentence, please...?
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The LUBE, Solar, the LUBE, for heavens sake!
Let's not frighten away other participants! Apart from tonnaree that is 
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"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
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JOHN: You are so rude, Mr. Knight! You shouldn´t tell Sherlock that his hand technique is inadequate so openly - look how self-conscious he is! I thought you volunteered for this?!
HENRY: Volunteered? He threatened to unleash dogs on me if I won´t do it!
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LOL, nakahara, good one
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"Love conquers all" Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock's and John's relationship
"This is a show about a detective, his best friend, his wife, their baby and their dog" - Nobody. Ever.
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Unbelievable. Such an innocent pic.. and look what you're doing!
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Re: Caption Competition Week 63
I wake up and find you ladies wallowing in filth. tisk tisk
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Re: Caption Competition Week 63
John: Not what you think, Mr Knight, he's just keeping his hands flexible for the violin.
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JOHN: Oh, Mr. Knight, what you just saw... it wasn´t... we weren´t... Sherlock was just performing male genitourinary examination on me. For purely medical reasons, you see.
HENRY: And I was under an impression that of the two of you, you were the doctor. Silly me!
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Re: Caption Competition Week 63
John: Now hold on. Mr. Knight do you mean to say that a Gigantic Hound ate your entire Hobbit Action Figure collection?
Sherlock: We'll take the case.
