Terribly nasty things that John will do in future episodes

Abandon the baby
Beat Mycroft with his old cane.
Crack Mrs. Hudson's hip because she serves tea without biscuits
Date Jim
Experiment on the baby
Fake his own death for two years just to pay Sherlock back
Get Sherlock´s curly hair cut
Have his face never shaven for the whole season
Ignore Sherlock's yearning looks for four more episodes
Jerk Sherlock down the stairs when he's trying to make a pass on John
kneel down to propose to.......the second Mrs. Watson
leave the show
Make indecent noise
Not acknowledge his love for Sherlock.
Open Sherlock's drawers and destroy The Sock Index
Pretend to be straight AGAIN AND AGAIN
Quit the friendship with Sherlock after realising in therapy that he just can't stop being abusive towards him.
Rent a flat just for himself after Mary is gone
Steal Sherlocks coat and sell it on ebay
tip over the skull from the mantelpiece
Urinate in the fireplace.
Vandalise his lovely home in the suburbs
Wee in the fireplace
Xerox Mycroft´s nude photos and send them to Sun
Yearn for a quiet time without Sherlock always bringing chaos in his life

Zap his blog because his too busy to write down Sherlocks cases

Last edited by SebbyM (November 10, 2014 9:13 pm)

And I feel a lot better now. Thanks.

Sherlock would be so embarassed if John found his _____________________.

ABBA T-shirt.

Burn-to-a-crisp experiment under his bed
 

Camouflage to cosplay Mary?
That would be interesting!

Sherlock would be so embarassed if John found his _____________________.

ABBA T-shirt.
Burn-to-a-crisp experiment under his bed
camouflage to cosplay Mary
(stuffed cute little) dinosaur

elf ears

[b]Sherlock would be so embarassed if John found his _____________________.[/b]

ABBA T-shirt.
Burn-to-a-crisp experiment under his bed
camouflage to cosplay Mary
(stuffed cute little) dinosaur
elf ears
footed pajamas 

Giant box of Jammie Doggers
 

Last edited by tonnaree (November 20, 2014 6:18 pm)

Sherlock would be so embarassed if John found his _____________________.

ABBA T-shirt.
Burn-to-a-crisp experiment under his bed
camouflage to cosplay Mary
(stuffed cute little) dinosaur
Elf Ears
footed pajamas 
Giant box of Jammie Doggers
Heroine samples masked as a mint chocolates

Italian wine from TESCO


 

Last edited by Harriet (November 20, 2014 9:43 pm)

Sherlock would be so embarassed if John found his _____________________.

ABBA T-shirt.
Burn-to-a-crisp experiment under his bed
camouflage to cosplay Mary
(stuffed cute little) dinosaur
Elf Ears
footed pajamas 
Giant box of Jammie Doggers
Heroine samples masked as the mint chocolates
Italian wine from TESCO
Jeans (low-rise)

Kinky Marks-and-Spencer... socks
 

Harriet wrote:

L is difficult

 
Say  it Harriet!  Say it!

Nobody should drink lambrusco. Shame on you Sherlock!