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mrshouse · November 8, 2014 10:49 am

Surely not nastier than to cut Sherlocks curls??

Neferu · November 8, 2014 11:03 am

Abandon the baby
Beat Mycroft with his old cane.
Crack Mrs. Hudson's hip because she serves tea without biscuits
Date Jim
Experiment on the baby
Fake his own death for two years just to pay Sherlock back
Get Sherlock´s curly hair cut
Have his face never shaven for the whole season
Ignore Sherlock's yearning looks for four more episodes
Jerk Sherlock down the stairs when he's trying to make a pass on John
kneel down to propose to.......the second Mrs. Watson

leave the show

Last edited by Neferu (November 8, 2014 11:04 am)

mrshouse · November 8, 2014 11:08 am

Also quote the headline, neferu. Thank you, dear

Neferu · November 8, 2014 11:30 am

Ups, sorry, I try once again

Terribly nasty things that John will do in future episodes

Abandon the baby
Beat Mycroft with his old cane.
Crack Mrs. Hudson's hip because she serves tea without biscuits
Date Jim
Experiment on the baby
Fake his own death for two years just to pay Sherlock back
Get Sherlock´s curly hair cut
Have his face never shaven for the whole season
Ignore Sherlock's yearning looks for four more episodes
Jerk Sherlock down the stairs when he's trying to make a pass on John
kneel down to propose to.......the second Mrs. Watson

leave the show

Harriet · November 8, 2014 4:33 pm

Terribly nasty things that John will do in future episodes

Abandon the baby
Beat Mycroft with his old cane.
Crack Mrs. Hudson's hip because she serves tea without biscuits
Date Jim
Experiment on the baby
Fake his own death for two years just to pay Sherlock back
Get Sherlock´s curly hair cut
Have his face never shaven for the whole season
Ignore Sherlock's yearning looks for four more episodes
Jerk Sherlock down the stairs when he's trying to make a pass on John
kneel down to propose to.......the second Mrs. Watson
leave the show

Make indecent noise

tonnaree · November 8, 2014 4:42 pm

Terribly nasty things that John will do in future episodes

Abandon the baby
Beat Mycroft with his old cane.
Crack Mrs. Hudson's hip because she serves tea without biscuits
Date Jim
Experiment on the baby
Fake his own death for two years just to pay Sherlock back
Get Sherlock´s curly hair cut
Have his face never shaven for the whole season
Ignore Sherlock's yearning looks for four more episodes
Jerk Sherlock down the stairs when he's trying to make a pass on John
kneel down to propose to.......the second Mrs. Watson
leave the show
Make indecent noise

Not acknowledge his love for Sherlock.

Harriet · November 8, 2014 5:06 pm

Terribly nasty things that John will do in future episodes

Abandon the baby
Beat Mycroft with his old cane.
Crack Mrs. Hudson's hip because she serves tea without biscuits
Date Jim
Experiment on the baby
Fake his own death for two years just to pay Sherlock back
Get Sherlock´s curly hair cut
Have his face never shaven for the whole season
Ignore Sherlock's yearning looks for four more episodes
Jerk Sherlock down the stairs when he's trying to make a pass on John
kneel down to propose to.......the second Mrs. Watson
leave the show
Make indecent noise
Not acknowledge his love for Sherlock.

Open Sherlock's drawers and destroy The Sock Index

Schmiezi · November 9, 2014 7:55 am

Terribly nasty things that John will do in future episodes

Abandon the baby
Beat Mycroft with his old cane.
Crack Mrs. Hudson's hip because she serves tea without biscuits
Date Jim
Experiment on the baby
Fake his own death for two years just to pay Sherlock back
Get Sherlock´s curly hair cut
Have his face never shaven for the whole season
Ignore Sherlock's yearning looks for four more episodes
Jerk Sherlock down the stairs when he's trying to make a pass on John
kneel down to propose to.......the second Mrs. Watson
leave the show
Make indecent noise
Not acknowledge his love for Sherlock.
Open Sherlock's drawers and destroy The Sock Index

Pretend to be straight AGAIN AND AGAIN

Harriet · November 9, 2014 9:41 am

Terribly nasty things that John will do in future episodes

Abandon the baby
Beat Mycroft with his old cane.
Crack Mrs. Hudson's hip because she serves tea without biscuits
Date Jim
Experiment on the baby
Fake his own death for two years just to pay Sherlock back
Get Sherlock´s curly hair cut
Have his face never shaven for the whole season
Ignore Sherlock's yearning looks for four more episodes
Jerk Sherlock down the stairs when he's trying to make a pass on John
kneel down to propose to.......the second Mrs. Watson
leave the show
Make indecent noise
Not acknowledge his love for Sherlock.
Open Sherlock's drawers and destroy The Sock Index
Pretend to be straight AGAIN AND AGAIN

Quit the friendship with Sherlock after realising in therapy that he just can't stop being abusive towards him.

SolarSystem · November 9, 2014 9:51 am

Terribly nasty things that John will do in future episodes

Abandon the baby
Beat Mycroft with his old cane.
Crack Mrs. Hudson's hip because she serves tea without biscuits
Date Jim
Experiment on the baby
Fake his own death for two years just to pay Sherlock back
Get Sherlock´s curly hair cut
Have his face never shaven for the whole season
Ignore Sherlock's yearning looks for four more episodes
Jerk Sherlock down the stairs when he's trying to make a pass on John
kneel down to propose to.......the second Mrs. Watson
leave the show
Make indecent noise
Not acknowledge his love for Sherlock.
Open Sherlock's drawers and destroy The Sock Index
Pretend to be straight AGAIN AND AGAIN
Quit the friendship with Sherlock after realising in therapy that he just can't stop being abusive towards him.

Rent a flat just for himself after Mary is gone

Neferu · November 9, 2014 9:53 am

Terribly nasty things that John will do in future episodes

Abandon the baby
Beat Mycroft with his old cane.
Crack Mrs. Hudson's hip because she serves tea without biscuits
Date Jim
Experiment on the baby
Fake his own death for two years just to pay Sherlock back
Get Sherlock´s curly hair cut
Have his face never shaven for the whole season
Ignore Sherlock's yearning looks for four more episodes
Jerk Sherlock down the stairs when he's trying to make a pass on John
kneel down to propose to.......the second Mrs. Watson
leave the show
Make indecent noise
Not acknowledge his love for Sherlock.
Open Sherlock's drawers and destroy The Sock Index
Pretend to be straight AGAIN AND AGAIN
Quit the friendship with Sherlock after realising in therapy that he just can't stop being abusive towards him.
Rent a flat just for himself after Mary is gone

Steal Sherlocks coat and sell it on ebay

Harriet · November 9, 2014 10:00 am

Last edited by Harriet (November 9, 2014 10:01 am)

mrshouse · November 9, 2014 10:03 am

Terribly nasty things that John will do in future episodes

Abandon the baby
Beat Mycroft with his old cane.
Crack Mrs. Hudson's hip because she serves tea without biscuits
Date Jim
Experiment on the baby
Fake his own death for two years just to pay Sherlock back
Get Sherlock´s curly hair cut
Have his face never shaven for the whole season
Ignore Sherlock's yearning looks for four more episodes
Jerk Sherlock down the stairs when he's trying to make a pass on John
kneel down to propose to.......the second Mrs. Watson
leave the show
Make indecent noise
Not acknowledge his love for Sherlock.
Open Sherlock's drawers and destroy The Sock Index
Pretend to be straight AGAIN AND AGAIN
Quit the friendship with Sherlock after realising in therapy that he just can't stop being abusive towards him.
Rent a flat just for himself after Mary is gone
Steal Sherlocks coat and sell it on ebay

tip over the skull from the mantelpiece

tonnaree · November 9, 2014 3:29 pm

Terribly nasty things that John will do in future episodes

Abandon the baby
Beat Mycroft with his old cane.
Crack Mrs. Hudson's hip because she serves tea without biscuits
Date Jim
Experiment on the baby
Fake his own death for two years just to pay Sherlock back
Get Sherlock´s curly hair cut
Have his face never shaven for the whole season
Ignore Sherlock's yearning looks for four more episodes
Jerk Sherlock down the stairs when he's trying to make a pass on John
kneel down to propose to.......the second Mrs. Watson
leave the show
Make indecent noise
Not acknowledge his love for Sherlock.
Open Sherlock's drawers and destroy The Sock Index
Pretend to be straight AGAIN AND AGAIN
Quit the friendship with Sherlock after realising in therapy that he just can't stop being abusive towards him.
Rent a flat just for himself after Mary is gone
Steal Sherlocks coat and sell it on ebay
tip over the skull from the mantelpiece

Urinate in the fireplace.

Schmiezi · November 9, 2014 7:54 pm

I did soooo not write that when I did P, tonnaree!

Hats off to you, dear.

tonnaree · November 10, 2014 3:03 am

Schmiezi wrote:
I did soooo not write that when I did P, tonnaree!

Hats off to you, dear.

It had to be done.

Schmiezi · November 10, 2014 5:29 am

Terribly nasty things that John will do in future episodes

Abandon the baby
Beat Mycroft with his old cane.
Crack Mrs. Hudson's hip because she serves tea without biscuits
Date Jim
Experiment on the baby
Fake his own death for two years just to pay Sherlock back
Get Sherlock´s curly hair cut
Have his face never shaven for the whole season
Ignore Sherlock's yearning looks for four more episodes
Jerk Sherlock down the stairs when he's trying to make a pass on John
kneel down to propose to.......the second Mrs. Watson
leave the show
Make indecent noise
Not acknowledge his love for Sherlock.
Open Sherlock's drawers and destroy The Sock Index
Pretend to be straight AGAIN AND AGAIN
Quit the friendship with Sherlock after realising in therapy that he just can't stop being abusive towards him.
Rent a flat just for himself after Mary is gone
Steal Sherlocks coat and sell it on ebay
tip over the skull from the mantelpiece
Urinate in the fireplace.

Vandalise his lovely home in the suburbs

SolarSystem · November 10, 2014 8:20 am

Terribly nasty things that John will do in future episodes

Abandon the baby
Beat Mycroft with his old cane.
Crack Mrs. Hudson's hip because she serves tea without biscuits
Date Jim
Experiment on the baby
Fake his own death for two years just to pay Sherlock back
Get Sherlock´s curly hair cut
Have his face never shaven for the whole season
Ignore Sherlock's yearning looks for four more episodes
Jerk Sherlock down the stairs when he's trying to make a pass on John
kneel down to propose to.......the second Mrs. Watson
leave the show
Make indecent noise
Not acknowledge his love for Sherlock.
Open Sherlock's drawers and destroy The Sock Index
Pretend to be straight AGAIN AND AGAIN
Quit the friendship with Sherlock after realising in therapy that he just can't stop being abusive towards him.
Rent a flat just for himself after Mary is gone
Steal Sherlocks coat and sell it on ebay
tip over the skull from the mantelpiece
Urinate in the fireplace.
Vandalise his lovely home in the suburbs

Wee in the fireplace

Last edited by SolarSystem (November 10, 2014 8:20 am)

nakahara · November 10, 2014 8:38 am

Terribly nasty things that John will do in future episodes

Abandon the baby
Beat Mycroft with his old cane.
Crack Mrs. Hudson's hip because she serves tea without biscuits
Date Jim
Experiment on the baby
Fake his own death for two years just to pay Sherlock back
Get Sherlock´s curly hair cut
Have his face never shaven for the whole season
Ignore Sherlock's yearning looks for four more episodes
Jerk Sherlock down the stairs when he's trying to make a pass on John
kneel down to propose to.......the second Mrs. Watson
leave the show
Make indecent noise
Not acknowledge his love for Sherlock.
Open Sherlock's drawers and destroy The Sock Index
Pretend to be straight AGAIN AND AGAIN
Quit the friendship with Sherlock after realising in therapy that he just can't stop being abusive towards him.
Rent a flat just for himself after Mary is gone
Steal Sherlocks coat and sell it on ebay
tip over the skull from the mantelpiece
Urinate in the fireplace.
Vandalise his lovely home in the suburbs
Wee in the fireplace

Xerox Mycroft´s nude photos and send them to Sun

Neferu · November 10, 2014 9:05 am

Terribly nasty things that John will do in future episodes

Abandon the baby
Beat Mycroft with his old cane.
Crack Mrs. Hudson's hip because she serves tea without biscuits
Date Jim
Experiment on the baby
Fake his own death for two years just to pay Sherlock back
Get Sherlock´s curly hair cut
Have his face never shaven for the whole season
Ignore Sherlock's yearning looks for four more episodes
Jerk Sherlock down the stairs when he's trying to make a pass on John
kneel down to propose to.......the second Mrs. Watson
leave the show
Make indecent noise
Not acknowledge his love for Sherlock.
Open Sherlock's drawers and destroy The Sock Index
Pretend to be straight AGAIN AND AGAIN
Quit the friendship with Sherlock after realising in therapy that he just can't stop being abusive towards him.
Rent a flat just for himself after Mary is gone
Steal Sherlocks coat and sell it on ebay
tip over the skull from the mantelpiece
Urinate in the fireplace.
Vandalise his lovely home in the suburbs
Wee in the fireplace
Xerox Mycroft´s nude photos and send them to Sun

Yearn for a quiet time without Sherlock always bringing chaos in his life

<Xerox Mycroft´s nude photos and send them to Sun> Are you sure he really shouln´t do that?

Last edited by Neferu (November 10, 2014 9:07 am)