"Sherlock!  Would you please not/don't/stop ________________!

Arguing about ash!
Be dead!
Coming into the living room naked? No, wait. Now that I took a closer look ... don't stop.
Denying you are human
Experimenting on me in labs. The rest is fine. 
Flying to Belarus without me.
Gazing at me that way!
Holding my hand in public. No, wait. Now that I gave it a second thought... don't stop.
Insert my picture to Leonardo's Vetruvian Man!
Jeopardize my dates with women or I'll have to date you!
Killing me softly
Leaving me in the dark about such unimportant things such as you not really being dead.
Making Sense (scnr, dedicated to Mattlocked  )
Nibbling my ear while I am trying to update my blog!
Ogling my bum.
Protruding out of your trousers! It´s very distracting!
Question my heterosexuality. It's hard enough to maintain it without your provocations.
Ruining my jumpers with experiments!
Soothing away my nightmares of being without you with that smile and velvety baritone of yours....Wait, now that I think of it, go on!

Trying to seduce me! You cannot gain again what you already have.
 

"Sherlock!  Would you please not/don't/stop ________________!

Arguing about ash!
Be dead!
Coming into the living room naked? No, wait. Now that I took a closer look ... don't stop.
Denying you are human
Experimenting on me in labs. The rest is fine. 
Flying to Belarus without me.
Gazing at me that way!
Holding my hand in public. No, wait. Now that I gave it a second thought... don't stop.
Insert my picture to Leonardo's Vetruvian Man!
Jeopardize my dates with women or I'll have to date you!
Killing me softly
Leaving me in the dark about such unimportant things such as you not really being dead.
Making Sense (scnr, dedicated to Mattlocked  )
Nibbling my ear while I am trying to update my blog!
Ogling my bum.
Protruding out of your trousers! It´s very distracting!
Question my heterosexuality. It's hard enough to maintain it without your provocations.
Ruining my jumpers with experiments!
Soothing away my nightmares of being without you with that smile and velvety baritone of yours....Wait, now that I think of it, go on!
Trying to seduce me! You cannot gain again what you already have.
Undressing me in Lestrade's office.

Vandalising my underwear! (Be gentle!)
 

"Sherlock!  Would you please not/don't/stop ________________!

Arguing about ash!
Be dead!
Coming into the living room naked? No, wait. Now that I took a closer look ... don't stop.
Denying you are human
Experimenting on me in labs. The rest is fine. 
Flying to Belarus without me.
Gazing at me that way!
Holding my hand in public. No, wait. Now that I gave it a second thought... don't stop.
Insert my picture to Leonardo's Vetruvian Man!
Jeopardize my dates with women or I'll have to date you!
Killing me softly
Leaving me in the dark about such unimportant things such as you not really being dead.
Making Sense (scnr, dedicated to Mattlocked  )
Nibbling my ear while I am trying to update my blog!
Ogling my bum.
Protruding out of your trousers! It´s very distracting!
Question my heterosexuality. It's hard enough to maintain it without your provocations.
Ruining my jumpers with experiments!
Soothing away my nightmares of being without you with that smile and velvety baritone of yours....Wait, now that I think of it, go on!
Trying to seduce me! You cannot gain again what you already have.
Undressing me in Lestrade's office.
Vandalising my underwear! (Be gentle!)
Whipping my chair with the riding crop.

Yanking my jumper off me so quickly!
 

"Sherlock!  Would you please not/don't/stop ________________!

Arguing about ash!
Be dead!
Coming into the living room naked? No, wait. Now that I took a closer look ... don't stop.
Denying you are human
Experimenting on me in labs. The rest is fine. 
Flying to Belarus without me.
Gazing at me that way!
Holding my hand in public. No, wait. Now that I gave it a second thought... don't stop.
Insert my picture to Leonardo's Vetruvian Man!
Jeopardize my dates with women or I'll have to date you!
Killing me softly
Leaving me in the dark about such unimportant things such as you not really being dead.
Making Sense (scnr, dedicated to Mattlocked  )
Nibbling my ear while I am trying to update my blog!
Ogling my bum.
Protruding out of your trousers! It´s very distracting!
Question my heterosexuality. It's hard enough to maintain it without your provocations.
Ruining my jumpers with experiments!
Soothing away my nightmares of being without you with that smile and velvety baritone of yours....Wait, now that I think of it, go on!
Trying to seduce me! You cannot gain again what you already have.
Undressing me in Lestrade's office.
Vandalising my underwear! (Be gentle!)
Whipping my chair with the riding crop.
Xerox your body parts and add the images to a chapter "Job Application" in your John Watson folder!
Yanking my jumper off me so quickly!

 Zeroing in on my dates and deducing them to tears.

(Not that great but someone had to finish this one!)
 

Can we please do "Terribly nasty things John will do in future episodes" next? Irony is one of the ways for me to deal with all those negative vibes going round lately.

"Terribly nasty things John will do in future episodes"

Abandon the baby

Beat Mycroft with his old cane.
 

"Terribly nasty things John will do in future episodes"

Abandon the baby
Beat Mycroft with his old cane.
Crack Mrs. Hudson's hip because she serves tea without biscuits

Date Jim
 

Ahem, haven't you heard yet? 

So do you want me to remove it, or do you want to go on? 

So someone needs to give an E now, please!