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October 11, 2014 12:54 pm  #2781


Re: The comprehensive Johnlock guide (Johnlockers only)

What a nice find from tumblr. I think we did not have this before. From ASiB - a cupid aiming at John in a scene in which a certain Mr Archer wants to shoot him. 


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"To fake the death of one sibling may be regarded as a misfortune; to fake the death of both looks like carelessness." Oscar Wilde about Mycroft Holmes

"It is what it is says love." (Erich Fried)

“Enjoy the journey of life and not just the endgame. I’m also a great believer in treating others as you would like to be treated.” (Benedict Cumberbatch)



 
 

October 11, 2014 1:13 pm  #2782


Re: The comprehensive Johnlock guide (Johnlockers only)

A very nice find indeed - makes me smile! 



(And while we are at it, look at the putto on the mantelpiece attempting to slay him!  scnr)


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October 11, 2014 1:58 pm  #2783


Re: The comprehensive Johnlock guide (Johnlockers only)

Oh I'm sure the little cupid is just coincidence. It happened to be there and Martin happened to position himself right next to it and then the camera just happened to have the pictures taken from this angle...
Alternatively it could be a joke.


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October 11, 2014 2:22 pm  #2784


Re: The comprehensive Johnlock guide (Johnlockers only)

SolarSystem wrote:

It's been quiet in here, too quiet. So read this, ladies.
http://sherlohckholmes.tumblr.com/post/99710537038/janhawkins-imagine-the-morning-after-their

The stuff of romantic nonsense, but that kind of scenario is heart-warming to the women of the world, simply because we (usually) get so very little of it from our male partners.
 

 

October 12, 2014 9:54 pm  #2785


Re: The comprehensive Johnlock guide (Johnlockers only)

ancientsgate wrote:

SolarSystem wrote:

It's been quiet in here, too quiet. So read this, ladies.
http://sherlohckholmes.tumblr.com/post/99710537038/janhawkins-imagine-the-morning-after-their

The stuff of romantic nonsense, but that kind of scenario is heart-warming to the women of the world, simply because we (usually) get so very little of it from our male partners.
 

Yes, it´s kinda hard to imagine two practical and unsentimental males to behave like that. Hmmm, the real scenario would probably look more similar to this:

John wakes up early at the sound of Sherlock snoring loudly into his ear.
He makes a face and maliciously buries his palm into Sherlock´s awfully dishevelled curls, pulling them slightly.
Sherlock stirs up and blinks, frowning and complaining with his deep, rumbling voice: "Hey, what was that for?"
"I had to," shrugs John with a cheeky grin, "our neighbours would otherwise think we have a sawmill here."
Sherlock sits up slowly, stretches his long arms to the sides and bends his back backwards, then looks at John cooly: "Sawmill, you say?"
He abruptly bends up to John and kisses him, playfully biting his lips.
John reciprociates eagerly and they are soon engaged in a very hot activities there.
"Your stubble pricked me," grumles John afterwards, rubbing his cheeks.
Sherlock, lazily spread on the bed, props himself upon his elbows and bends his head backwards, sticking out his chin: "Shave it then, if you like."
John takes a razor and carefully shaves him, delightedly touching Sherlock´s jaw and throat and caressing it in a sensual manner....

Still quite romantic, if you ask me.  


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I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window there. Was there ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?

 

October 12, 2014 10:01 pm  #2786


Re: The comprehensive Johnlock guide (Johnlockers only)

nakahara wrote:

ancientsgate wrote:

SolarSystem wrote:

It's been quiet in here, too quiet. So read this, ladies.
http://sherlohckholmes.tumblr.com/post/99710537038/janhawkins-imagine-the-morning-after-their

The stuff of romantic nonsense, but that kind of scenario is heart-warming to the women of the world, simply because we (usually) get so very little of it from our male partners.
 

Yes, it´s kinda hard to imagine two practical and unsentimental males to behave like that. Hmmm, the real scenario would probably look more similar to this:

John wakes up early at the sound of Sherlock snoring loudly into his ear.
He makes a face and maliciously buries his palm into Sherlock´s awfully dishevelled curls, pulling them slightly.
Sherlock stirs up and blinks, frowning and complaining with his deep, rumbling voice: "Hey, what was that for?"
"I had to," shrugs John with a cheeky grin, "our neighbours would otherwise think we have a sawmill here."
Sherlock sits up slowly, stretches his long arms to the sides and bends his back backwards, then looks at John cooly: "Sawmill, you say?"
He abruptly bends up to John and kisses him, playfully biting his lips.
John reciprociates eagerly and they are soon engaged in a very hot activities there.
"Your stubble pricked me," grumles John afterwards, rubbing his cheeks.
Sherlock, lazily spread on the bed, props himself upon his elbows and bends his head backwards, sticking out his chin: "Shave it then, if you like."
John takes a razor and carefully shaves him, delightedly touching Sherlock´s jaw and throat and caressing it in a sensual manner....

Still quite romantic, if you ask me.  

 
Don't STOP!


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October 12, 2014 10:05 pm  #2787


Re: The comprehensive Johnlock guide (Johnlockers only)

Sequel, please! 


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"It is what it is says love." (Erich Fried)

“Enjoy the journey of life and not just the endgame. I’m also a great believer in treating others as you would like to be treated.” (Benedict Cumberbatch)



 
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October 12, 2014 10:06 pm  #2788


Re: The comprehensive Johnlock guide (Johnlockers only)

Oh, but if I continue with that I would soon delve into a porn - and I don´t want to be banned for indecency. 


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I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window there. Was there ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?

 

October 12, 2014 10:08 pm  #2789


Re: The comprehensive Johnlock guide (Johnlockers only)

Guess who will be banned tomorrow   


Eventually everyone will support Johnlock.   Independent OSAJ Affiliate

... but there may be some new players now. It’s okay. The East Wind takes us all in the end.
 

October 12, 2014 10:13 pm  #2790


Re: The comprehensive Johnlock guide (Johnlockers only)

Harriet wrote:

Guess who will be banned tomorrow

I hope nobody. 


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I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window there. Was there ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?

 

October 12, 2014 10:18 pm  #2791


Re: The comprehensive Johnlock guide (Johnlockers only)

I hope you are right 


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... but there may be some new players now. It’s okay. The East Wind takes us all in the end.
 

October 13, 2014 4:16 am  #2792


Re: The comprehensive Johnlock guide (Johnlockers only)

Well, I haven't been banned yet so there's hope.


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Honorary German  
"Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not".
 -Vaclav Havel 
"Life is full of wonder, Love is never wrong."   Melissa Ethridge

I ship it harder than Mrs. Hudson.
    
 
 

October 13, 2014 8:59 am  #2793


Re: The comprehensive Johnlock guide (Johnlockers only)

Nobody here is getting banned. We're all decent.
And it can't get any more decent than this:
http://shutuplock.tumblr.com/post/99762196597/id-have-loved-to-have-gone-further-but-i
 

Last edited by SolarSystem (October 13, 2014 9:00 am)


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October 13, 2014 12:17 pm  #2794


Re: The comprehensive Johnlock guide (Johnlockers only)

Ok, so here is the rest of the story. If I´ll be banned, it´s all your fault.

THE FIRST DAY OF HONEYMOON
 
John wakes up early at the sound of Sherlock snoring loudly into his ear.
He makes a face and maliciously buries his palm into Sherlock´s awfully dishevelled curls, pulling them slightly.
Sherlock stirs up and blinks, frowning and complaining in his deep, rumbling voice: "Hey, what was that for?"
"I had to," shrugs John with a cheeky grin, "our neighbours would otherwise think we have a sawmill here."
Sherlock sits up slowly, stretches his long arms to the sides and bends his back backwards, then looks at John cooly: "Sawmill, you say?"
He abruptly inclines to John and kisses him, playfully biting his lips.
John reciprociates eagerly and they are soon engaged in a very hot activities there.
"Your stubble pricked me," grumbles John afterwards, rubbing his cheeks.
Sherlock, lazily spread on the bed, props himself upon his elbows and bends his head backwards, sticking out his chin: "Shave it then, if you like."
John takes a razor and carefully shaves him, delightedly touching Sherlock´s jaw and throat and caressing it in a sensual manner. Sherlock´s lids are half-closed as if they were unbearably heavy and he enjoys John´s attention, nuzzling his cheekbones against doctors´s warm palms like a cat, humming inaudibly.

His stubble is safely disposed of for some time by now, but John´s hands are still continuing with their pleasant activity, stroking Sherlock´s pale torso at the moment, inconspicuously descending lower and lower, ´till he is lightly chafing against a different kind of curls with his fingers.
Due to such proceedings, a dormant part of Sherlock´s anatomy had woken up again and is begging for John´s attention too.
„I guess you are not tired yet,“ remarks John smugly, gently rubbing the pliant spot directly under Sherlock´s navel. Sherlock stares at him provocatively, then arches his brows and replies with a voice a shade deeper and lazier than it usually is: „Want to test it?“
The spectacle and the tone are all the prompt John needs and he bossily lays himself on top of his lover. Sherlock, however, has different plans and he enfolds John into tight embrace, seizes him by the arms, flips him over and descends on the doctor, firmly wrapping him in a cocoon of hot young flesh and lust.
The day verges on midday when those two finally deside to leave their nest of rumpled sheets and pillows all over the place. Thankfully, the bathroom is big enough for two so they can save time by shovering together. It´s a bit distracting to see Sherlock´s fiery silver eyes raking through John´s body possessively and John can´t declare himself unaffected by the presence of wet and naked greek demi-god standing a mere step away from him, but they finally manage to wash themselves and enter their guest bedroom again to dress before leaving for dinner.
Improptu morning exercises refreshed Sherlock and he dresses into his designer suit in a flash, fit and keen, bristling with impatient energy. John, who can´t keep the pace despite being a soldier, jealously knits his brows and wearily dons on shirt adorned with checkered pattern and his worn out leather jacket.
„And what should we do with that?“ he asks, pointing towards an armchair standing in the corner of the room.
The armchair is a disaster. A crumpled box lays on top of it, cream, white chocolate and marzipan leaking from under its squashed up cover in every direction, sticking as a white messy splash on the chair´s red velvety surface, paired with incredibly soiled up trousers which hang limply from the backrest.  
Yesterday, slightly dizzy from the wedding feast and faintly drunk on champagne, with John dangling from Sherlock´s neck and worrying detective´s pulse-point with his lips, they tripped and Sherlock´s delicate backside ended on their delicate wedding cake. Well, not so delicate now...
Sherlock, sitting on the edge of the bed and lacing up his boots, looks over his shoulder disinterestedly and shrugs: „Room service will be here in the afternoon. They take care of it.“
„Well, good luck to them,“ mumbles John with the last fleeting glance on the devastated chair.
The sky over Brighton is overcast but it´s fairly warm outside and so they decide to put good use of their time and to walk to the beach. At least John decides to do that. Sherlock disappears without a trace somewhere. After a minute of careful searching, John discovers him in front of the display window of some gloomy little shop. Detective is peeking inside intently and when John approaches, he turns to him with the fascinated glow in his bright slanted eyes.
„John, did you know they have shop in Brighton that makes clothes from roadkill animals?“
„Oh, really?“ asks John dryly and critically eyes the front of the shop.



„Yes. Roadkill couture. Sounds fascinating, don´t you think? Maybe we could...“
„No.“
„But...“
„No Sherlock, we would not buy those awful gloves made from cat´s pelt. And forget that stuffed hedgehog too – I will not stand to have that cadaver on the mantelpiece!“
Sherlock straightens out and screws up his mouth in annoyance: „Spoilsport!“
„Yes. The one you just married.“
They make it to the beach without further accident.
 


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I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window there. Was there ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?

 

October 13, 2014 12:18 pm  #2795


Re: The comprehensive Johnlock guide (Johnlockers only)

Soon, they sit on the terrace overlooking the stormy sea, observing the flock of sea-gulls gliding over the white-capped waves, listening to the shrill voices of the birds. Sherlock is slowly eating spaghetti bolognese and sips Italian white vine while John is heartily devouring full English breakfast accompanied by the pint of a good pale ale. Out of custom, they do some small-talk in between.
„It doesn´t look like rain, don´t you think?“ remarks John, happily chewing on the crispy piece of bacon.
„14° of Celsius, north wind at 10 miles per hour, 91% of humidity, 60% chance of precipitation with showers likely in the evening,“ replies Sherlock courtly.
„And the food is good too,“ notes John with another good bite into the bread.
„The owner of the restaurant is local, served as a postman in the vicinity before opening the business here after retirement. The cook is an Italian, through. Came into UK through Erasmus and ended up marrying a local girl, a daughter of the owner. Saw a lucky chance in joining the business of his English in-laws, since Brighton is full of tourists and a local fare pales in comparison with Italian cuisine. Was successful, put on 20 pounds in three years and has two children in between with his wife – probably that woman we see in the framed picture over the counter.“ Sherlock rattles off a long string of his deductions nonschalantly.
John grins from ear to ear.
„Wrong, Sherlock.“ He says smugly. „That woman over the counter is a local starlet. Made a television programme on Brighton some times ago. That´s why she hangs in a frame over there.“
Sherlock blushes, frowns and proudly returns to his pasta, mumbling something like „damn, there´s always something“ under his nose.
John sups a large amount of his ale in one gulp and tries to tend to his baked beans and scrambled eggs again when Sherlock lightly touches his wrist with a mere tips of his fingers. Sherlock´s silver eyes flit to the side in a motion quick like a viper´s stroke and return to his lovers face. John discreetly follows his glance, right in time to see a young, twenty-something man dressed in impeccable business suit deftly pulling out a purse out of a bag of a female guest. The woman notices nothing, chatting unconcernedly with her friends at the table.
The man turns up to the stairs at at end of the terrace and disappears underground quickly.
„Oh,“ John wipes his mouth with a serviette, puts it down and stands up with a crooked smile, „I think I´ll go to the loo for a while.“
„OK with me,“ quips Sherlock and takes another slow sip from the vine.
John scampers down the stairs, finds the men´s room and barges right in. The thief who is standing by the sink rummaging in the woman´s purse, bulges his eyes at him.
„Hello,“ says John in a low voice, smiling ominously.
The man bolts and springs right at John, but the former soldier is well prepared for that and he has the thief laying on the floor in a second with his hands twisted behind his back, doctor´s knee pressed into a small of his back. Unsurprisingly, the woman´s credit card and driver´s licence were already in the back pocket of a man´s trousers. John returns them to the purse and releases his prisoner.
The man is out of the door quickly as a breeze. John washes his hands in a sink and returns upstairs to his table, taking his place once again.
„You were quick,“ remarks Sherlock, eyeing John from above the edge of a desserts menu.
„Yeah,“ agrees John and secretively hands the purse over to Sherlock under the table, their hands masked by the long tablecloth.
Sherlock stands up majestically and stretches lazily.
„It´s my turn, then,“ he rumbles in a deep voice and he turns up to the door, bumping into a chair of another guest by accident.
„Oh, excuse me,“ he apologises and smoothly melts away down the stairs. John smiles appreciatively as he watches Sherlock´s long thin thingers slipping the purse back into the woman´s bag.
Later in the evening, the detective and his doctor are sitting in the portable chairs on the beach strewn with mead-coloured gravel and watch the dark horizon far, far behind the sea. The air is scented with a vernal aroma of an approaching rain. In the twilight, Sherlock is raising his hand again and again, observing a simple, unadorned band of gold stuck on his ring finger with morbid fascination.
„So what do you think, Sherlock,“ inquires John who fiddles with a paper cup full of ale in his lap. „Do you hate marriage as strongly as before, now?“
„Not enough data yet,“ replies Sherlock and closes his eyes, scratching the nape of his neck absentmindedly. „Still, I cannot congratulate you on the choice of your partner, John. He is irresponsible and obstinate and will inadvertedly draw you into danger.“
„Oh, that´s all right with me,“ comments John unconcernedly and inclines his head quite close to Sherlock´s, staring intently into his pale eyes that opened again and darkened in thrill, „you know I crave danger.“
Those full red lips adorned with cupid bow are suprisingly soft and taste like ripe cherries.
 
THE END.
 

Last edited by nakahara (October 13, 2014 10:44 pm)


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I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window there. Was there ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?

 

October 13, 2014 12:25 pm  #2796


Re: The comprehensive Johnlock guide (Johnlockers only)

Thud. Lovely fic. Warm in here. 


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"To fake the death of one sibling may be regarded as a misfortune; to fake the death of both looks like carelessness." Oscar Wilde about Mycroft Holmes

"It is what it is says love." (Erich Fried)

“Enjoy the journey of life and not just the endgame. I’m also a great believer in treating others as you would like to be treated.” (Benedict Cumberbatch)



 
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October 13, 2014 1:17 pm  #2797


Re: The comprehensive Johnlock guide (Johnlockers only)

I´m glad that you liked it. And no ban - hurray!


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I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window there. Was there ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?

 

October 13, 2014 1:36 pm  #2798


Re: The comprehensive Johnlock guide (Johnlockers only)

What a lovely way to wake up.   


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Proud President and Founder of the OSAJ.  
Honorary German  
"Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not".
 -Vaclav Havel 
"Life is full of wonder, Love is never wrong."   Melissa Ethridge

I ship it harder than Mrs. Hudson.
    
 
 

October 13, 2014 2:44 pm  #2799


Re: The comprehensive Johnlock guide (Johnlockers only)

Does the forum have a thread where folks can post original short stories, either johnlock or not? That would be interesting. Maybe someone should start one.  *back into my cave now*

 

October 13, 2014 4:07 pm  #2800


Re: The comprehensive Johnlock guide (Johnlockers only)

Very nice one!


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