What Sherlock could have said instead of " Sherlock is actually a girl's name"

Am I a pretty boy?
Bill Wiggins always makes your coffee.
Come kiss me, doofus!
Did you ever have a look at tumblr?
Even when I'm not with you, I'm always with you, John.
Fly with me, John.
Give me your hand and follow me, John.
How could I ever leave you, John?
I will never leave you again, John.
Janine could not be bothered to move to Sussex, so there's still this cottage...
Kuala Lumpur is nice this time of year. 
Let's get married.
My heart has always belonged to you. 

Not for one second will I not think of you, John.

 

What Sherlock could have said instead of " Sherlock is actually a girl's name"

Am I a pretty boy?
Bill Wiggins always makes your coffee.
Come kiss me, doofus!
Did you ever have a look at tumblr?
Even when I'm not with you, I'm always with you, John.
Fly with me, John.
Give me your hand and follow me, John.
How could I ever leave you, John?
I will never leave you again, John.
Janine could not be bothered to move to Sussex, so there's still this cottage...
Kuala Lumpur is nice this time of year. 
Let's get married.
My heart has always belonged to you.
Not for one second will I not think of you, John.
Oregami was just for distraction...

Partner, in some parallel universe we're probably married.
 

I have an S 

What Sherlock could have said instead of " Sherlock is actually a girl's name"

Am I a pretty boy?
Bill Wiggins always makes your coffee.
Come kiss me, doofus!
Did you ever have a look at tumblr?
Even when I'm not with you, I'm always with you, John.
Fly with me, John.
Give me your hand and follow me, John.
How could I ever leave you, John?
I will never leave you again, John.
Janine could not be bothered to move to Sussex, so there's still this cottage...
Kuala Lumpur is nice this time of year. 
Let's get married.
My heart has always belonged to you.
Not for one second will I not think of you, John.
Oregami was just for distraction...
Partner, in some parallel universe we're probably married.
Quiet little island, just the two of us against the rest of the waves...
Run away with me. 

So kiss me and smile for me, tell me that you'll wait for me, hold me like you'll never let me go ...
 

What Sherlock could have said instead of " Sherlock is actually a girl's name"

Am I a pretty boy?
Bill Wiggins always makes your coffee.
Come kiss me, doofus!
Did you ever have a look at tumblr?
Even when I'm not with you, I'm always with you, John.
Fly with me, John.
Give me your hand and follow me, John.
How could I ever leave you, John?
I will never leave you again, John.
Janine could not be bothered to move to Sussex, so there's still this cottage...
Kuala Lumpur is nice this time of year. 
Let's get married.
My heart has always belonged to you.
Not for one second will I not think of you, John.
Oregami was just for distraction...
Partner, in some parallel universe we're probably married.
Quiet little island, just the two of us against the rest of the waves...
Run away with me.
So kiss me and smile for me, tell me that you'll wait for me, hold me like you'll never let me go ...

Take my hand.

 

Thanks, girls! 

What Sherlock could have said instead of " Sherlock is actually a girl's name"

Am I a pretty boy?
Bill Wiggins always makes your coffee.
Come kiss me, doofus!
Did you ever have a look at tumblr?
Even when I'm not with you, I'm always with you, John.
Fly with me, John.
Give me your hand and follow me, John.
How could I ever leave you, John?
I will never leave you again, John.
Janine could not be bothered to move to Sussex, so there's still this cottage...
Kuala Lumpur is nice this time of year. 
Let's get married.
My heart has always belonged to you.
Not for one second will I not think of you, John.
Oregami was just for distraction...
Partner, in some parallel universe we're probably married.
Quiet little island, just the two of us against the rest of the waves...
Run away with me.
So kiss me and smile for me, tell me that you'll wait for me, hold me like you'll never let me go ...
Take my hand.

Under these circumstances it's nearly impossible to ruin this horribly clichéd scene, but don't worry, I'll think of something.

Thanks.

What Sherlock could have said instead of " Sherlock is actually a girl's name"

Am I a pretty boy?
Bill Wiggins always makes your coffee.
Come kiss me, doofus!
Did you ever have a look at tumblr?
Even when I'm not with you, I'm always with you, John.
Fly with me, John.
Give me your hand and follow me, John.
How could I ever leave you, John?
I will never leave you again, John.
Janine could not be bothered to move to Sussex, so there's still this cottage...
Kuala Lumpur is nice this time of year. 
Let's get married.
My heart has always belonged to you.
Not for one second will I not think of you, John.
Oregami was just for distraction...
Partner, in some parallel universe we're probably married.
Quiet little island, just the two of us against the rest of the waves...
Run away with me.
So kiss me and smile for me, tell me that you'll wait for me, hold me like you'll never let me go ...
Take my hand.
Under these circumstances it's nearly impossible to ruin this horribly clichéd scene, but don't worry, I'll think of something.
Venice, Paris, Casablanca, where should we go first...?
Whatever you do, don't tell Mary about the knee grab.

Xtra portions just off the Marylebone Road, don't forget!