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Harriet · April 4, 2014 7:36 pm

"Things John should have said to Mary when he learned that she shot Sherlock"

Aim better next time
Bad, bad girl
Can we please have a divorce right now?
Did you actually want to kill him or was it just surgery?
Ever thought about using a watergun?
F... cough!
Good shot, but did it occur to you that this is the man I love most?
Have you had your glasses on, love?
I think your future is no longer my privilege.
Jeez, Mary! THIS. Isn't. Done!
Knocking him out is one of my hobbies, but I never thought of such drastic measures.
Liar. Lack of Love. Lady: Leave!!
May I remind you that you were not supposed to be like that?
No more!
Off you go!
Phew, well, darling, I'll talk him round.
Qualified for the next friend shooting world championships.
R4YL (Just learned something new )
Surgery, my ass.
Time to pack your bags and off you po... uhm, go.
Unfortunately I can't leave you - I wish I didn't have the chemical defect.
Visiting hours, when?
Watsons just don't shoot at their Holmes, that's it.

XXXZ

mrshouse · April 6, 2014 11:02 am

"Things John should have said to Mary when he learned that she shot Sherlock"

Aim better next time
Bad, bad girl
Can we please have a divorce right now?
Did you actually want to kill him or was it just surgery?
Ever thought about using a watergun?
F... cough!
Good shot, but did it occur to you that this is the man I love most?
Have you had your glasses on, love?
I think your future is no longer my privilege.
Jeez, Mary! THIS. Isn't. Done!
Knocking him out is one of my hobbies, but I never thought of such drastic measures.
Liar. Lack of Love. Lady: Leave!!
May I remind you that you were not supposed to be like that?
No more!
Off you go!
Phew, well, darling, I'll talk him round.
Qualified for the next friend shooting world championships.
R4YL (Just learned something new )
Surgery, my ass.
Time to pack your bags and off you po... uhm, go.
Unfortunately I can't leave you - I wish I didn't have the chemical defect.
Visiting hours, when?
Watsons just don't shoot at their Holmes, that's it.
XXXZ

You should put that on a t-shirt "I shot S.H."

QuiteExtraordinary · April 6, 2014 6:52 pm

"Things John should have said to Mary when he learned that she shot Sherlock"

Aim better next time
Bad, bad girl
Can we please have a divorce right now?
Did you actually want to kill him or was it just surgery?
Ever thought about using a watergun?
F... cough!
Good shot, but did it occur to you that this is the man I love most?
Have you had your glasses on, love?
I think your future is no longer my privilege.
Jeez, Mary! THIS. Isn't. Done!
Knocking him out is one of my hobbies, but I never thought of such drastic measures.
Liar. Lack of Love. Lady: Leave!!
May I remind you that you were not supposed to be like that?
No more!
Off you go!
Phew, well, darling, I'll talk him round.
Qualified for the next friend shooting world championships.
R4YL (Just learned something new )
Surgery, my ass.
Time to pack your bags and off you po... uhm, go.
Unfortunately I can't leave you - I wish I didn't have the chemical defect.
Visiting hours, when?
Watsons just don't shoot at their Holmes, that's it.
XXXZ
You should put that on a t-shirt "I shot S.H."

Zero chances that I'll ever forgive you! (Unless you allow me to name the baby Sherlock.)

Harriet · April 6, 2014 8:11 pm

mrshouse · April 6, 2014 8:19 pm

Great, QE!
Here we have another go!

What Sherlock could have said instead of " Sherlock is actually a girl's name"

Am I a pretty boy?

Harriet · April 6, 2014 8:24 pm

LOLOL

QuiteExtraordinary · April 6, 2014 8:28 pm

What Sherlock could have said instead of " Sherlock is actually a girl's name"

Am I a pretty boy?

Bill Wiggins always makes your coffee.

Harriet · April 6, 2014 8:37 pm

What Sherlock could have said instead of " Sherlock is actually a girl's name"

Am I a pretty boy?
Bill Wiggins always makes your coffee.

Come kiss me, doofus!

SusiGo · April 6, 2014 8:43 pm

What Sherlock could have said instead of " Sherlock is actually a girl's name"

Am I a pretty boy?
Bill Wiggins always makes your coffee.
Come kiss me, doofus!

Did you ever have a look at tumblr?

SolarSystem · April 6, 2014 9:35 pm

What Sherlock could have said instead of " Sherlock is actually a girl's name"

Am I a pretty boy?
Bill Wiggins always makes your coffee.
Come kiss me, doofus!
Did you ever have a look at tumblr?

Even when I'm not with you, I'm always with you, John.

SusiGo · April 6, 2014 9:38 pm

Thud.

tobeornot221b · April 6, 2014 9:52 pm

What Sherlock could have said instead of " Sherlock is actually a girl's name"

Am I a pretty boy?
Bill Wiggins always makes your coffee.
Come kiss me, doofus!
Did you ever have a look at tumblr?
Even when I'm not with you, I'm always with you, John.

Fly with me, John.

SolarSystem · April 6, 2014 9:54 pm

This is getting romantically out of hand...

SolarSystem · April 6, 2014 9:56 pm

What Sherlock could have said instead of " Sherlock is actually a girl's name"

Am I a pretty boy?
Bill Wiggins always makes your coffee.
Come kiss me, doofus!
Did you ever have a look at tumblr?
Even when I'm not with you, I'm always with you, John.
Fly with me, John.

Give me your hand and follow me, John.

SusiGo · April 6, 2014 9:58 pm

What Sherlock could have said instead of " Sherlock is actually a girl's name"

Am I a pretty boy?
Bill Wiggins always makes your coffee.
Come kiss me, doofus!
Did you ever have a look at tumblr?
Even when I'm not with you, I'm always with you, John.
Fly with me, John.
Give me your hand and follow me, John.

How could I ever leave you, John?

SusiGo · April 6, 2014 9:58 pm

I detect a pattern.

SolarSystem · April 7, 2014 7:16 am

Great deduction, Sherl... uhm, Susi! Wonderful pattern!

What Sherlock could have said instead of " Sherlock is actually a girl's name"

Am I a pretty boy?
Bill Wiggins always makes your coffee.
Come kiss me, doofus!
Did you ever have a look at tumblr?
Even when I'm not with you, I'm always with you, John.
Fly with me, John.
Give me your hand and follow me, John.
How could I ever leave you, John?

I will never leave you again, John.

mrshouse · April 7, 2014 7:28 am

What Sherlock could have said instead of " Sherlock is actually a girl's name"

Am I a pretty boy?
Bill Wiggins always makes your coffee.
Come kiss me, doofus!
Did you ever have a look at tumblr?
Even when I'm not with you, I'm always with you, John.
Fly with me, John.
Give me your hand and follow me, John.
How could I ever leave you, John?
I will never leave you again, John.

Janine could not be bothered to move to Sussex, so there's still this cottage...

SusiGo · April 7, 2014 7:32 am

What Sherlock could have said instead of " Sherlock is actually a girl's name"

Am I a pretty boy?
Bill Wiggins always makes your coffee.
Come kiss me, doofus!
Did you ever have a look at tumblr?
Even when I'm not with you, I'm always with you, John.
Fly with me, John.
Give me your hand and follow me, John.
How could I ever leave you, John?
I will never leave you again, John.
Janine could not be bothered to move to Sussex, so there's still this cottage...

Kuala Lumpur is nice this time of year.

SolarSystem · April 7, 2014 7:42 am

What Sherlock could have said instead of " Sherlock is actually a girl's name"

Am I a pretty boy?
Bill Wiggins always makes your coffee.
Come kiss me, doofus!
Did you ever have a look at tumblr?
Even when I'm not with you, I'm always with you, John.
Fly with me, John.
Give me your hand and follow me, John.
How could I ever leave you, John?
I will never leave you again, John.
Janine could not be bothered to move to Sussex, so there's still this cottage...
Kuala Lumpur is nice this time of year.

Let's get married.