Things Mycroft said to Sherlock as a child

Alone protects you.
"Blackbeard" isn't actually a dog's name.
Clever one? Um, no, Sherlock, that's me!
Don't cheat again when we are playing "Operation"
(The) East wind is coming. It's coming to get you.
Fff...riends? What is that supposed to be?
Get YOURSELF some...
Hand me another piece of that cake .. and stop giggling!
It's serious, Sherlock, not a game.
John? What a boring name!
Khan? You've been watching this Star Trek rubbish again?
Love is a much more vicious motivator. (as an excuse after hitting his brother)
  / Love you, brother mine
My name is Mycroft, not Mike!
Nudity is not allowed in the hallway, Sherlock Holmes, put your trousers on!
Oh Sherlock, what have you done?
Put that back. It's my experiment!
Quit staring at my cigarettes, you won't get any.
Resentfulness isn't a desirable trait, Sherlock!
Sherlock! Don't make me order you!
Tables and other pieces of furniture aren't there for you to climb on.
Under no circumstances are you allowed to borrow my scarf.
Very interesting experiment. But not in my room!
What on earth made you do that?!
X-ray me if you like. I didn't eat your action man!

You don't get to touch my chemistry set!

Okay, I might just start a new one (hoping this hasn't been done, because I don't really wanna go scan the 106 previous pages).

Things Sherlock Doesn't Know About John

Afghanistan wasn't a place that John thought of as horrifying.

Things Sherlock Doesn't Know About John

Afghanistan wasn't a place that John thought of as horrifying.
Bees are not his favourite animals. 

Cluedo was John's favourite game before he played it with Sherlock

Things Sherlock Doesn't Know About John

Afghanistan wasn't a place that John thought of as horrifying.
Bees are not his favourite animals.
Cluedo was John's favourite game before he played it with Sherlock
"Don't watch your favourite TV shows with Sherlock cause he'll ruin the experience," was a lesson John had learned early on and tried to avoid ever since.

"Elementary, my dear Watson!" is a remark John expects Sherlock to make one day.

Things Sherlock Doesn't Know About John

Afghanistan wasn't a place that John thought of as horrifying.
Bees are not his favourite animals.
Cluedo was John's favourite game before he played it with Sherlock
"Don't watch your favourite TV shows with Sherlock cause he'll ruin the experience," was a lesson John had learned early on and tried to avoid ever since.
"Elementary, my dear Watson!" is a remark John expects Sherlock to make one day.
Ferris wheels have a very special meaning for John, as does a certain 15-year-old girl named Tamsin.

Gay dance clubs?  Loves them.
 

Things Sherlock Doesn't Know About John

Afghanistan wasn't a place that John thought of as horrifying.
Bees are not his favourite animals.
Cluedo was John's favourite game before he played it with Sherlock
"Don't watch your favourite TV shows with Sherlock cause he'll ruin the experience," was a lesson John had learned early on and tried to avoid ever since.
"Elementary, my dear Watson!" is a remark John expects Sherlock to make one day.
Ferris wheels have a very special meaning for John, as does a certain 15-year-old girl named Tamsin.
Gay dance clubs?  Loves them.
Heads in fridges - hates them

Ian Watson isn't related to him.
 

Things Sherlock Doesn't Know About John

Afghanistan wasn't a place that John thought of as horrifying.
Bees are not his favourite animals.
Cluedo was John's favourite game before he played it with Sherlock
"Don't watch your favourite TV shows with Sherlock cause he'll ruin the experience," was a lesson John had learned early on and tried to avoid ever since.
"Elementary, my dear Watson!" is a remark John expects Sherlock to make one day.
Ferris wheels have a very special meaning for John, as does a certain 15-year-old girl named Tamsin.
Gay dance clubs? Loves them.
Heads in fridges - hates them
Ian Watson isn't related to him.
Jam? Second to Marmite.

Kung Fu Fighting is his favourite song.
 

Things Sherlock Doesn't Know About John

Afghanistan wasn't a place that John thought of as horrifying.
Bees are not his favourite animals.
Cluedo was John's favourite game before he played it with Sherlock
"Don't watch your favourite TV shows with Sherlock cause he'll ruin the experience," was a lesson John had learned early on and tried to avoid ever since.
"Elementary, my dear Watson!" is a remark John expects Sherlock to make one day.
Ferris wheels have a very special meaning for John, as does a certain 15-year-old girl named Tamsin.
Gay dance clubs? Loves them.
Heads in fridges - hates them
Ian Watson isn't related to him.
Jam? Second to Marmite.
Kung Fu Fighting is his favourite song.

Lithuanian is a laguage he's quite good at.

Oh, sorry - crosspost!
 
 

Last edited by tobeornot221b (February 8, 2014 9:33 pm)

Things Sherlock Doesn't Know About John

Afghanistan wasn't a place that John thought of as horrifying.
Bees are not his favourite animals.
Cluedo was John's favourite game before he played it with Sherlock
"Don't watch your favourite TV shows with Sherlock cause he'll ruin the experience," was a lesson John had learned early on and tried to avoid ever since.
"Elementary, my dear Watson!" is a remark John expects Sherlock to make one day.
Ferris wheels have a very special meaning for John, as does a certain 15-year-old girl named Tamsin.
Gay dance clubs? Loves them.
Heads in fridges - hates them
Ian Watson isn't related to him.
Jam? Second to Marmite.
Kung Fu Fighting is his favourite song.
Lithuanian is a laguage he's quite good at./Love Me Tender the other one.

Moriarty is his worst nightmare. 

Harriet:
I had the same idea at "J". But sadly, it wasn't my turn then...