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June 7, 2012 2:53 pm  #121


Re: Sherlock's Wrong Answers Club

Q. What is Sherlock's favourite colour?

A. A frankly alarming shade of pink.


Q. Why doesn't Sherlock wear ties?



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June 7, 2012 2:55 pm  #122


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A) He likens them to nooses.

Q) What medication does Mrs. Hudson take for 'her hip'?

-m0r


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June 7, 2012 2:59 pm  #123


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Q. What medication does Mrs. Hudson take for  ' her hip'?

A. Herbal hippiness pills.


Q. Why does Sherlock only wear shirts with buttons on the cuffs?



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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
 

June 7, 2012 4:37 pm  #124


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Q. Why does Sherlock only wear shirts with buttons on the cuffs?

A. because John doesn't even try to teach Sherlock about fashion stuff..

Q : what if Sherlock has a beard?


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I don't need a superheroes... I need hero just like Holmes. :3
 

June 7, 2012 4:55 pm  #125


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Q : what if Sherlock has a beard?


A.  Irene won't let him grow one.   


Q.   Why did Sherlock use a harpoon?


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June 7, 2012 4:55 pm  #126


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Q. What if Sherlock has a beard?

A. Then he'll look like the pilot Anderson.

Q. Why doesn't John wear Sherlock's coat?



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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
 

June 8, 2012 2:34 pm  #127


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Q.   Why did Sherlock use a harpoon?

A. To reach the bag of Quavers that had fallen behind the couch.

and...

Q. Why doesn't John wear Sherlock's coat?

A. Because then Sherlock wouldn't have a collar to turn up.

Q. What does Molly moonlight as?


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June 8, 2012 2:43 pm  #128


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Will you shut up about QUAVERS! 

Q. What does Molly moonlight as?

A: She gives Irene a helping hand!


Q: What does Sherlock's Mum think of his career?


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June 8, 2012 2:45 pm  #129


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Well, they do sound more appetizing than Vegemite or whatever that other thing was...


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June 8, 2012 2:49 pm  #130


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MARMITE! You still haven't looked it up!
But yes it is gross!


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I was wondering if you'd like to have coffee...
Hmm. I really don't know. Oh, I'm sorry, did I say 'know'? I meant 'care'. I don't really care. 
Douglas Richardson, Cremona
 

June 8, 2012 2:50 pm  #131


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Think I'd like Twigglets better...


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June 8, 2012 3:26 pm  #132


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Q: What does Sherlock's Mum think of his career?

A: She's relieved that he didn't become a pirate after all.


Q: What does Jim do in Bart's IT?


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John: "Have you spoken to Mycroft, Molly, uh, anyone?"
Mrs Hudson: "They don’t matter. You do."


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June 8, 2012 6:46 pm  #133


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Q: What does Jim do in Bart's IT?

A: He watches Glee online.

Q: Who is Mycroft's favourite actor?


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Waiting for a crazy man in a blue box to fall from the sky...

But the thing is, we've taken away all the things that can possibly have happened, so I suppose the only thing that's left, even though it seems really weird, must be the thing that did happen, in fact. (Miss Marple)

 

June 8, 2012 6:55 pm  #134


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Q: Who is Mycroft's favourite actor?

A. Stephen Fry

Q. What is Sherlock's favo[u]rite animal?


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June 8, 2012 6:59 pm  #135


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Q. What is Sherlock's favo[u]rite animal?

A: The fly in the ointment.


Q: When does Sherlock usually go to bed?


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John: "Have you spoken to Mycroft, Molly, uh, anyone?"
Mrs Hudson: "They don’t matter. You do."


I BELIEVE IN SERIES 5!




                                                                                                                  
 

June 8, 2012 7:01 pm  #136


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Q: When does Sherlock usually go to bed?

A. Just after making brilliant deductions involving boomerangs and dominatrices.

Q. What avatar does John use on the "BBC Sherlock" forum?


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June 8, 2012 8:42 pm  #137


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Q. When does Sherlock usually go to bed?

A. When Irene's drugged him there.

Q. What did Sherlock say to the assassin?


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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
 

June 8, 2012 8:47 pm  #138


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Uh,oh! It's all messed up again!


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I was wondering if you'd like to have coffee...
Hmm. I really don't know. Oh, I'm sorry, did I say 'know'? I meant 'care'. I don't really care. 
Douglas Richardson, Cremona
 

June 8, 2012 9:20 pm  #139


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The Sherlock World's gone mad!!
Try both questions and then set your own.


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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
 

June 8, 2012 9:34 pm  #140


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Q. What did Sherlock say to the assassin?

A: Hurt my friends and you may find yourself falling from a window!

Q. What avatar does John use on the "BBC Sherlock" forum?
A: this one!

Q: How did Sherlock know that Harry was John's (brother/sister?


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I was wondering if you'd like to have coffee...
Hmm. I really don't know. Oh, I'm sorry, did I say 'know'? I meant 'care'. I don't really care. 
Douglas Richardson, Cremona
 

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