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Q. What is Sherlock's favourite colour?
A. A frankly alarming shade of pink.
Q. Why doesn't Sherlock wear ties?
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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
- m0r1arty
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A) He likens them to nooses.
Q) What medication does Mrs. Hudson take for 'her hip'?
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Q. What medication does Mrs. Hudson take for ' her hip'?
A. Herbal hippiness pills.
Q. Why does Sherlock only wear shirts with buttons on the cuffs?
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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
- theCuriousOne
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Q. Why does Sherlock only wear shirts with buttons on the cuffs?
A. because John doesn't even try to teach Sherlock about fashion stuff..
Q : what if Sherlock has a beard?
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I don't need a superheroes... I need hero just like Holmes. :3
- sherlockskitty
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Q : what if Sherlock has a beard?
A. Irene won't let him grow one.
Q. Why did Sherlock use a harpoon?
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Q. What if Sherlock has a beard?
A. Then he'll look like the pilot Anderson.
Q. Why doesn't John wear Sherlock's coat?
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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
- Tantalus
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Q. Why did Sherlock use a harpoon?
A. To reach the bag of Quavers that had fallen behind the couch.
and...
Q. Why doesn't John wear Sherlock's coat?
A. Because then Sherlock wouldn't have a collar to turn up.
Q. What does Molly moonlight as?
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"Perfectly sound analysis. I was hoping you would go a little deeper."
- Molly Hooper
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Will you shut up about QUAVERS! 
Q. What does Molly moonlight as?
A: She gives Irene a helping hand!
Q: What does Sherlock's Mum think of his career?
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I was wondering if you'd like to have coffee...
Hmm. I really don't know. Oh, I'm sorry, did I say 'know'? I meant 'care'. I don't really care.
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- Tantalus
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Well, they do sound more appetizing than Vegemite or whatever that other thing was...
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- Molly Hooper
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MARMITE! You still haven't looked it up!
But yes it is gross!
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I was wondering if you'd like to have coffee...
Hmm. I really don't know. Oh, I'm sorry, did I say 'know'? I meant 'care'. I don't really care.
Douglas Richardson, Cremona
- Tantalus
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Think I'd like Twigglets better...
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- tobeornot221b
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Q: What does Sherlock's Mum think of his career?
A: She's relieved that he didn't become a pirate after all.
Q: What does Jim do in Bart's IT?
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John: "Have you spoken to Mycroft, Molly, uh, anyone?"
Mrs Hudson: "They don’t matter. You do."
I BELIEVE IN SERIES 5!
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Q: What does Jim do in Bart's IT?
A: He watches Glee online.
Q: Who is Mycroft's favourite actor?
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Waiting for a crazy man in a blue box to fall from the sky...
But the thing is, we've taken away all the things that can possibly have happened, so I suppose the only thing that's left, even though it seems really weird, must be the thing that did happen, in fact. (Miss Marple)
- Tantalus
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Q: Who is Mycroft's favourite actor?
A. Stephen Fry
Q. What is Sherlock's favo[u]rite animal?
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"Perfectly sound analysis. I was hoping you would go a little deeper."
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Q. What is Sherlock's favo[u]rite animal?
A: The fly in the ointment.
Q: When does Sherlock usually go to bed?
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John: "Have you spoken to Mycroft, Molly, uh, anyone?"
Mrs Hudson: "They don’t matter. You do."
I BELIEVE IN SERIES 5!
- Tantalus
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Q: When does Sherlock usually go to bed?
A. Just after making brilliant deductions involving boomerangs and dominatrices.
Q. What avatar does John use on the "BBC Sherlock" forum?
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Q. When does Sherlock usually go to bed?
A. When Irene's drugged him there.
Q. What did Sherlock say to the assassin?
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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
- Molly Hooper
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Uh,oh! It's all messed up again!
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I was wondering if you'd like to have coffee...
Hmm. I really don't know. Oh, I'm sorry, did I say 'know'? I meant 'care'. I don't really care.
Douglas Richardson, Cremona
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The Sherlock World's gone mad!!
Try both questions and then set your own.
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Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
- Molly Hooper
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Q. What did Sherlock say to the assassin?
A: Hurt my friends and you may find yourself falling from a window!
Q. What avatar does John use on the "BBC Sherlock" forum?
A: this one!
Q: How did Sherlock know that Harry was John's (brother/sister?
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I was wondering if you'd like to have coffee...
Hmm. I really don't know. Oh, I'm sorry, did I say 'know'? I meant 'care'. I don't really care.
Douglas Richardson, Cremona
